Lets play, The Oldest Game. [THREAD OF THE WEEK]

TomCo

Ok since I don't have the 'actual' links, click on my sig link and find the "Lets play the oldest game" thread then read the opening post for instructions (websense wont let me go there).

I'll start off.



I am Television, mind-numbing, omnipresent.

Rhyme

For those who also can't see TomCo's link... heres how to play in 3 easy images;

1 / 2 / 3



I am radio, fresh-faced, naked below the desk

Matt Holck

My name is Julie Newmar.
I roll languidly over my lectures
perched at an energy state above ground.

TomCo

I am male chauvinism, woman-oppressing, get back in the kitchen

Rhyme

I am suffragettes, country-changing, ill kill your horse

TomCo

I am Apathy, motivation-lacking, meh

Rhyme

I am the mystery box, interest-engaging, Jesus wept

TomCo

I am Christopher Reeve, emotion-free, dead

Rhyme

I am Zod, ass-destroying, Kneel before ZOD!!!

TomCo

I am Superman III, zod-dispensing, Superman is not your bitch.

amp

I have no idea what's going on in this thread except that the phrase "Kneel before Zod" was used. Excellent. This is now thread of the week.

Matt Holck

http://www.cuppatea.org/23-29december1999.html

Evil Genius If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant. I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time.


Benson (Jerold Wells) Oh, thank you, master, thank you!

http://home.earthlink.net/~ajdlro/bandits.html

spacecoyote

I am T...I pity the fool that disrespects his momma.

Plus i can throw people helluva far


*can someone please post the sample text i have to use to just display an image on screen rather than attach it...thanks*

TomCo

[img.]URL[/img.]

Just take out the dots.


This is the way you play the game (if you don't want to look at the 3 images rhyme linked) -

You post an image of something, for example a TV, and say

I am Television,

Followed by two part decription of how it beats the thing posted before it,

mind-corrupter,

The last part is open but should describe the thing posted,

omnipresent.







I am an Aeroplane, T-antagonising, I ain't gettin' on no plane

spacecoyote

I am Murdoch...controller of plane...[after crashing the plane]
Murdock: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.

Rhyme

I am a mental health clinic, brain-correcting, Murdoc's howling mad no more

hotnipples

I am an atomic bomb, mental health care centre flattening, nothing left but a crater.

spacecoyote

I am frasier...more powerful a mind than all the docs in the mental institute...goodnight seattle

The Gnome

I am the Scarecrow, corrupting those you fix, fear for one and all.

spacecoyote

I'M BATMAN

Diogenes

I'm the plastic bag that pwn's batman.

TomCo

I am reality, realism-enforcing, unrealistic bag destroying

The Gnome

I am an Enviromental Levy, I'm slowing phasing you out, mmmm 15 cent.

TomCo

I am America, environment-destroying, wuts a levy?

spacecoyote

i am paper bag, replacer of plastic bag, carrier of flaming dog-turd

TomCo

I am spacecoyote, continuity-ruiner, HABEEB IT.

spacecoyote

i am keyboard, bane of spacecoyotes life, stop typing so fast tom

TomCo

I am Nintendo Power Glove, input-simplifier, I suck.

spacecoyote

i am liono's claw glove, i have super powers, also makes a good back scratcher

Thomas_S_Hunterson

I am root.
I can do anything
I have universal read/write/execute privelages

TomCo

I am your boss, privelage-revoking, welcome to guest.

zag

I am beetroot. I beat root. Root for beetroot.

spacecoyote

i am roots, multiple of root, goddamnit im slow today

TomCo

I am your boss, employee-sacking, welcome to boxtown.

Diogenes

You lose if you post the same thing twice tomco, ditto purals space coyote

TomCo

*cough* My game, my rules. *cough*

Also quote the text of the post you are replying to in order to avoid confusion, lets continue from beetroot.



I am a pest, crop-eating, vomit inducing

spacecoyote

i am stewie, hater of vegetables, future ruler of the world

TomCo

spacecoyote wrote:

i am stewie, hater of vegetables, future ruler of the world

I am Hydrocephalus, brain-destroying, you won't live past 5

spacecoyote

I am brainless, immune to brain-killing disease...liable to walk into walls

TomCo

spacecoyote wrote:

I am brainless, immune to brain-killing disease...liable to walk into walls

I am accidental death, suprise-killer, reaper of brainless.

spacecoyote

I am the monitor, i protect others from accidental death, stop running in the hallways!!

TomCo

spacecoyote wrote:

I am the monitor, i protect others from accidental death, stop running in the hallways!!

I am corruption, bribe-offering, we do what we want.

spacecoyote

i am rex banner, impossible to bribe, bringer of truth & justice

Rhyme

I am laughter, drink-related, im making strangers stare

TomCo

I am Emo, depression-pretence, homosexual

spacecoyote

i am goth, evil overlord of emo, i drink baby blood

TomCo

I am the Sun, skin-tanning, freaking huge.

spacecoyote

I am nuclear man, user of sun-power, enemy of superman

TomCo

I am Superman IV box office figures, series-ending, quite ****.

spacecoyote

i am glitter, i was an even greater turd of a movie, nothing positive here!!!!!:D

TomCo

I am Ed Wood, flim-hack, worst filmmaker ever.