Ballad of Copper Face Jacks

elmyra

I’ve spent all week waiting
For this weekend to come
And I’m taking to the town
And I’m gonna have some fun
And no matter what she’s drinkin’,
I’ll buy it just to score,
With every drink she’s sinking
My spirits start to soar

Move your body on the dance floor,
Girl I wanna feel you up,
Move your body on the dance floor,
I’m all for women on top.

They’re playing Britpop music,
And I’m boiling hot, it jammers,
All the girls are hangin’ loose
And All the guys have MC Hammers.
What ya drinkin? Where ya from?
****, I forgot to ask your name
There’s nothing like a country girl
Up for the Sunday game.

Move your body on the dance floor,
Girl I wanna feel you up,
Move your body on the dance floor,
I’m all for women on top.

Now she’s not the hottest bird,
But you’d take her in a pinch,
So I separate her from the herd
Holy ****, you can pinch an inch!
Well I’ve got her so I’ll keep her,
It’s Sunday night- it’s settling time,
Manouver towards the door
And taxi back to mine

You moved your body on the dance floor,
You moved it up to mine,
Keep on moving next week girl,
I’ve moved on to next in line.

InFront

is that to the tune of something? Bloody hate Coppers... first time there was with some classmates earlier in the year. Never again, I really dont get what people see in the place.

Although it is open every night of the week, so thats handy.

Black Swan

Creative writing forum?

Rb

boo-urns

Ruu_Old

Down with this sort of thing!

tman

What the **** is an MC Hammer?

Is this place Dublin's version of CPs or something?

Tar.Aldarion

A hard on?

It's even worse than CP's and CP's is... you know what it is.
It's CP's with a damn big helping of Boo Radley's. :P

spacecoyote

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

A hard on?

It's even worse than CP's and CP's is... you know what it is.
It's CP's with a damn big helping of Boo Radley's. :P

throw in a lil langtons and you've got coppers... Ah theres nothing funnier than that place, a pervs delight. 99% of the blokes there are there for one reason only & 99% of the girls there know why the blokes are there & so it would seem to be fair game!!! No need for chat up lines, its the old smash & grab technique (for the uninitiated, thats cop a feel of any random girl that you fancy as she passes, if she doesn't slap you, then you're in)

Crucifix

tman wrote:

What the **** is an MC Hammer?

Is this place Dublin's version of CPs or something?

What the **** is a CP?

spacecoyote

CP's if my memory serves me correctly is Galway's cattle-mart equivalent of Coppers

r3nu4l

Sharing a cubicle in the jacks,
She pulled down my slacks,
she worked me with her lips
then I worked the ones near her hips
OMG, I loove Copper Face Jacks!



Actually, I hate CFJ. can't stand the type of people who go there either. Last port of call for those who can't get someone with a semblance of self-respect or dignity. Pigs in sh1te, springs to mind!

But hey, it's just my opinion. OP, if you want it judged on technical merit then post it in Creative Writing but maybe you are looking for that special AH response.