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Shagging hotel

  • 19-07-2006 5:19pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Is there a shagging hotel in dublin, im only asking as im meeting up with a girl i know for a while, weve been sending each other dirty texts and i know were going to end up in bed and i need somewhere to take her. If there is no shagging hotel where is the cheapest place to get a bed. Dont mean to be vulgar or anything, just want to screw this girl and ive **** all money so the cheaper the better.
    Thanks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    hmmm you should try one of the travel lodges or a B&B or some of the hostels do couples rooms.

    I don't think the boiler house allows females and there isn't a hetrocouple equvialnt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,300 ✭✭✭CiaranC


    Ah, loves young dream


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Angels


    Full of respect i see!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    hornybolox wrote:
    just want to screw this girl and ive **** all money so the cheaper the better.
    Thanks

    Who says chivalry is dead??!! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
    Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
    Have a nice day.
    Thaedydal


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Hardly a personal issue though is it? Surely he'd be better off going to the Dublin City forum instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 anita_bath


    Back seat of a 78A ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭kittex


    You're talking Lr Gardiner Street area maybe...cheap little guest houses and small hotels.

    It used to be the place for a one-nighter in the 90's anyway...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    kittex wrote:
    You're talking Lr Gardiner Street area maybe...cheap little guest houses and small hotels.

    It used to be the place for a one-nighter in the 90's anyway...
    Prob the cheapest you'll get alright, but to be honest you are much better spending a bit more money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 CaptainSmith


    I'm sitting here quiet bemused at the fact you'd post a topic like this, I'm fairly safe though, My wife doesnt read the forums on Boards.ie and I'm a good pilot ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    at the risk of stating the stupidly obvious, your own bedroom? Or else what about sex in your office, etc. Pub toilets? Its a question of how low shes willing to go. Wherever it is Ive no doubt it will be romantic and beautiful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Grem


    Its summer! Do it al fresco.

    It would be better than insulting the poor girl by taking her to a s**thole in a dodgy part of town.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭Static M.e.


    Hostel double room I would think is perhaps the cheapest + half decent solution


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Travel Lodge or a Jury's Inn.

    Or I understand the Dort is acceptable these days :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    the beach at night. Perfect weather for it too,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Thaedydal wrote:
    I don't think the boiler house allows females and there isn't a hetrocouple equvialnt.

    I'm sure someone must have tried sneaking a female in at some stage, has to make for a funny story?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Moojuice wrote:
    the beach at night. Perfect weather for it too,

    Sand & a$$ = nasty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    gillo wrote:
    Sand & a$$ = nasty
    Yeah but it is worth it. Bring a blanket to do it on and you should avoid it. If she is as horny as you say then it will all be good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    I appreciate the mans honesty to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    yeah its quiet refreshing. I just wonder if she is as forward as he hopes /says she is. MAybe its all a bit of fun for her without any real desire behind it. But maybe not. Let us know how it goes OP :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    Go alfresco by all means, but avoid the sand! If the OP wants cheap, the Phoenix park is a lovely spot - I'd take her up the Furry Glen... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    I reckon do her in a car if you have one.

    Use the Doggystyle position, great for cars.
    Let back the passenger seat, with her positioned towards the back of the car and you kneeling on the front passenger seat.

    Best of luck. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    ahahahah what a classy thread.

    may i suggest your bedroom?

    or the great outdoors?

    bringing her to a hole of a kip in town doesnt sound too appealing, rent a van for the weekend and "hippy" it up. It is absolutely essential you have the "if this vans a rockin..." sticker on the door.

    discoball and lavalamps come as standard i hear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    A pal of mine used to drive a van and kept a mattress in the back. Pure class!, got plenty of use.


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    www.hotels.ie
    Cars and beaches are all very well, but theres a lot to be said for clean sheets and a shower.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭nikolaitr


    Baby Wes???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    KatieK wrote:
    www.hotels.ie
    Cars and beaches are all very well, but theres a lot to be said for clean sheets and a shower.

    Tbh i wonder if you would get that at the chepaer hotels...
    you may be going out with more than you went in with.
    There are some 79 euro offers but you are looking now at weekend in summer.
    BB may be the best bet.
    do you have a tent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    yeah i'm kinda wondering about the same thing actually!! any place u can just go for the day and get the deposit which u sometimes have to pay back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
    Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
    Have a nice day.
    Thaedydal

    Well in fairness this is hardly a "personnal issue"....there does not seem to be any moral, emotional or intelligent problem here....just some cheap dude looking for a cheap place to get a cheap screw?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    rush hour dart?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Hardly a personal issue though is it? Surely he'd be better off going to the Dublin City forum instead.


    Maybe the OP put this thread in Personal Issues because he can post anonymously here and cant in the Dublin City forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭MojoMaker


    Wynn's hotel on Lr Abbey St - €60 and no questions asked. Rooms not bad actually.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm presuming that ye live at home with yer parents and this is the only reason ye haven't considered just doing it in yer own homes?

    I'm sure there's loads of hostels around Dublin that do cheap rates.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Moojuice wrote:
    Yeah but it is worth it. Bring a blanket to do it on and you should avoid it. If she is as horny as you say then it will all be good.

    Is there a beach in Dublin where loud screams of passion aren't going to attract the attention of local scum bags?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 bassist


    dude grow a pair of balls and bring her home. if you live with your ma and your afraid of her not being pleased you have to let her know your a man now and this is what men do.:D
    Would mammy prefare you doing it at home or in some cheap nasty junkie surrounded hotel on gardner street.
    think about it plus you'll save some money!
    happy huntin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 bassist


    Wicknight wrote:
    Is there a beach in Dublin where loud screams of passion aren't going to attract the attention of local scum bags?

    yes, its called dollymount!
    ah dollymount......old faithful!
    actually saint anne's isint bad either!
    many a cherry been left there id say!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Remember this is Personal Issues serious replies only.


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