Paddy goes to the Doctor.

biko · 18-07-2006 11:42pm #1

To celebrate my 2000th post:

Paddy goes to the Doctor.

"Doctor, it's me ar*e. I'd like ya to take a look, if ya would."

So the Doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible", he says, "there is a €20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the Paddy's ar*e, and then a €10 appears.

The Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another. After lots of note pulling and probing the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Doctor, thank you kindly, that's much better. How much is there, then?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "1990 quid exactly".

"Ah, that's why I haven't been feeling too grand."

qz · 18-07-2006 11:46pm

Die.

MrVestek · 19-07-2006 12:26am

qz wrote:

Die.

I concur!

Mr Magnolia · 19-07-2006 6:31am

Paddy walks into a small but packed doctors waiting room. He walks up to the receptionist and bellows

"I wanna see the doctor"

Receptionist: "what's seems to be the matter?"

Paddy: "There's something wrong with my c0ck."

Receptionist: "sssshhh, you can't say things like that in front of these people, you should have said - there's something wrong with your ear, now lets try that again. What's seems to be the matter"

Paddy: "there's something wrong with my ear"

Receptionist: "good, now, what's the problem"

Paddy: "I can't p!ss out of it!!"