Things that are meant to be nice.....

Pigman II

...but that just FREAK YOU OUT!!!!!

e.g. 'clowns' or my own personal favourite : "That giant Burger King guy with his huge plastic head". AAAAGH!

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/05/18/image76a4b53a-0ad4-4297-a5cc-481301b2514d.jpg

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So which stuff have you found was meant to be all nice and cute but in actuality you'd rather not encounter down a dark street in the middle of the night?

care bears

Doctor DooM

Cats


Evil little human hating gits

Scraggs

Ants.

Basq

Pigman II wrote:

Things that are meant to be nice..... ...but that just FREAK YOU OUT!!!!!

e.g. 'clowns' ..

Pennywise begs to differ! :eek:

antSionnach

The 7 up dude.
what the fcuk has that guy just been fed 7 up all of his life. hes got no hair and looks like an anorectic AIDS sufferer.

Someone buy him a breakfast roll.

feylya

Yore ma




someone had to say it

Archeron

Anybody who ever appeared in a Kinder ad.

Dun laoire

Clowns for one freak me out and i hate them bast4rd cats.

Ruu_Old

Old ladies, they are in truth children of Satan doing his work for him!

Rhyme

Burger King man... ive too many spoofs of his ads to take him as a genial king of meat and bread combinations.

Him and Ronald McDonald and his 'krew'.

odhran

Clowns once again. Also those weird shoe things that kids have taken to wearing with wheels in them- possibly called gliders? I'm not really sure if they count, but damn they weird me out!

AngryBadger

odhran wrote:

Also those weird shoe things that kids have taken to wearing with wheels in them- possibly called gliders? I'm not really sure if they count, but damn they weird me out!

Hell yeah those things are fcuking weird!!?!?!! I keep seeing kids hovering along and thinking "Oh ****! It's the devils minions they've finaly caught up to me".

Then i notice the wheels.....then everything goes dark...

Riamfada

scraggs

Le Rack

this


it's the scariest little stuffed toy you will ever come across....with those beady little black eyes...scares the crap outta me!

Anto McC

Clowns and Cats!!

cupthehand

:eek: Those silent and slow motion robot type street performers you get :eek:

greenteaicedtea

People who are too nice. This guy at work who hangs around too much, keeps too much eye contact. He tries too hard to be nice, but it creeps me out. I keep thinking he's going to ask me to join a pyramid scheme or multilevel marketing or something.

Somehow I'm not afraid of people who try to approach you with their religious agenda on public transit though. I have enough knowledge of their jargon to battle them back.

Scraggs

Grimes wrote:

scraggs

I resent that...



Babies...they're meant to be nice and cute..but all they do is bawl and leak from various outlets.

Riamfada

Scraggs wrote:

they're meant to be nice and cute..but all they do is bawl and leak from various outlets.

So do I. Actually I love babies and I love practising making them. However birth is supposed to be a beautiful thing but is utterly disgusting to watch. Ever see a cow being born? **** me

Ickle Magoo

balloons....hate them....hate the way they feel, that squeaky noise they make when you rub them & the possibility that they might burst at any moment....:(

DamienH

I hate the feel of chalk. God I'm getting shivers down my back here now. I've refused to write with it manys the time just because it's absolutely disgusting. God I hate chalk......... but I don't mind balloons

the Shades

mushrooms... my god they're disgusting slimy horrible things. can't abide them and they way they unsupectingly sneak into meals.

Morlar

Clowns definitely specially after seeing the Devils Rejects - also street performers in general can be creepy imo.

monkeyfudge

Intimacy.

brid_m

Clowns, those wheely shoe things, ronald mc donald, monkeys, people who are honestly too nice for their own good. mushrooms, oh and bananas .. they freak me out!!!!!! :rolleyes:

the Shades

brid_m wrote:

Clowns, those wheely shoe things, ronald mc donald, monkeys, people who are honestly too nice for their own good. mushrooms, oh and bananas .. they freak me out!!!!!! :rolleyes:

yay! support on the mushroom front!

I mean it's a fungus, would you eat athlete's foot?

Doctor DooM

Babies all look like Winston Churchhill. scary says I

Baraboo

the Shades wrote:

yay! support on the mushroom front!

I mean it's a fungus, would you eat athlete's foot?

Depends on the Athlete I suppose

whassupp2

Silk......hate the feel of it especially if you rub it with ur fingertips. Thankfully its not as common as it possible shud be.

Zapp Brannigan

The feel of rubbing cotton balls together. I tell ya it freaks me right out!!

Gone West

bubblés.
The name sounds nice.
In reality, its not.
*winces*

Also hamsters or the like.
Like the little dude in my signature.

Lust4Life

Ferrets!!!!
People who own them are always saying "Don't you want to hold him? We've had his scent removed! Isn't he cute?????"
Er, No, even with scent removed, they still smell like Ferret fecies! Don't wanna hold one! No thank you!

ThrownAway

Cats and old women oooh and babys they all freak me out because they're all secretly evil...

LegacyUser

Ice Pop sticks....O.My God...they terrify me. If ever I get the urge to have a brunch or Magnum i have to get my wife to open the wrapping and then wrap the paper around the stick so I dont feel it or see it.

ThrownAway

Okay that's just crazy haha

Ruu_Old

ThrownAway wrote:

Cats and old women oooh and babys they all freak me out because they're all secretly evil...

Scariest old person ever!:eek:He features on one of the most annoying adverts ever also.:mad:

DaBreno

Sheep

Doctor DooM

What exactly about sheep?

muletide

weddings especially my one

DaBreno

Mutton, tis not great.

What were you thinking about?

(Perv)

FranknFurter

Baloons & styrofoam *shudder*
The noises they make when handled literally make me scream! :EEK:
Cows, they is dangerous, cows are trying to take over the world, eat more beef lest we all be murdered in our sleep.

Oh, and "wimmins bits" *shudder*

b

Goodshape

Slurms wrote:

The feel of rubbing cotton balls together. I tell ya it freaks me right out!!

qft.

Mezcita

The Grandad in those old Werthers Originals ads.

Ruu_Old

Mezcita wrote:

The Grandad in those old Werthers Originals ads.

"I have my eye on you, durteh old man!" Just look at those evil eyes!

Dirk Gently

whats with all the clown hating going on in this thread

muletide

I hate you

Dirk Gently

join the club, I get that a lot round these parts. fortunetly I don't really give a shit. People just mis-understand what clowns are about.

lemon_of_old

Icecream.
Well, no, the wooden stick holding up the icecream.
Even writing about it is giving me shivers.

*shudders*

I have to wrap the stick in plastic before eating it, or else put it on a plate and bang away with my knife and fork.

LegacyUser

Lemon...check out my post on page 2....maybe were related??

lemon_of_old

Whoah! I've never heard of anyone else with my stick phobia. That makes me feel better.

*dances cos she's not a freak*