the benefits of a traffic jam in Dublin...

Táck

I was on the way into town yesterday to collect a friend. stuck in traffic usual pain in the arse, until I got to the bridge crossing the liffey after the IFSC. I looked to my right and on the steps down in the water was a girl holding a jacket in front of her. I was amused as to why she was doing this and then I seen her mate in front of her on her knee’s giving weeds a golden shower. When she finished, the girl holding the jacket dropped it into the puddle. Then, this same girl proceeded to pull up her track bottoms up to her knees and continue this golden shower. They brushed off the jacket and headed back to outside the custom house where the rest of their junkie friends were.

I’d say only a few people seen this. I couldn't stop laughing. The woman in the car behind me was also laughing. The guy, who was walking across the bridge, had a sore neck from turning around in amazement, wasn't laughing but looked close to vomiting.

Oh and when they went back I’m 90% sure I seen them smoking heroin just on the street. Let's just hope the family of tourists taking photos of the custom house from Tara Street weren't using there zoom to its full ability.

*marie*

Disgusting.
In the pit at Oxegen on Saturday, turned around to see 3 girls crouching on the ground doing their business, using an Irish flag to 'protect their modesty'.

fuzzywiggle

*marie* wrote:

Disgusting.
In the pit at Oxegen on Saturday, turned around to see 3 girls crouching on the ground doing their business, using an Irish flag to 'protect their modesty'.

haha. Patriotism at its finest.

Riamfada

always the fairer sex

monkeyfudge

On Henry Street I once seen a mother make her daughter go for a poo in a doorway.

This was at about 2pm in the afternoon.

KamiKazi

monkeyfudge wrote:

On Henry Street I once seen a mother make her daughter go for a poo in a doorway.

This was at about 2pm in the afternoon.

for **** sake.

Dave!

fuzzywiggle wrote:

haha. Patriotism at its finest.

lol indeed

Riamfada

have seen plenty of young wans pee on public. Dont really think its right for blokes either its just a lack of class

Chakar

monkeyfudge wrote:

On Henry Street I once seen a mother make her daughter go for a poo in a doorway.

This was at about 2pm in the afternoon.

Are you serious?

monkeyfudge

Chakar wrote:

Are you serious?

Yep... I feel like gagging everytime I pass Debenhams now... it was their doorway.

Chakar

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yep... I feel like gagging everytime I pass Debenhams now... it was their doorway.

Horrible stuff man..horrible.

grimloch

monkeyfudge wrote:

On Henry Street I once seen a mother make her daughter go for a poo in a doorway.

This was at about 2pm in the afternoon.

For the love of Christ, there's a McDonalds not five seconds from there. I would have picked it up, in a bag, and flung it at the woman.

mikemac

And the two girls couldn't stroll up to Bus Aras? Right beside the Custom House

I'm not all that suprised though

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

*marie* wrote:

Disgusting.
In the pit at Oxegen on Saturday, turned around to see 3 girls crouching on the ground doing their business, using an Irish flag to 'protect their modesty'.

jezzzzzzzzzus... relax its a music festival. :rolleyes:
god help ya if you went to the Reading festival or Glastonbury...

Mexicola

Now if it had been a lad píssing up against a wall, would he have got the same reaction??? If ya gotta go, you gotta go.. Although on a bridge in traffic sounds a bit dodgy... Obviously too scabby to run in to Busarse and pay 20c for the jacks.

Grem

My mam works in Arnotts (dept store in Dublin) and one day she was chatting to one of the cleaners when the cleaner got a call to clean up someone's poo from the stockroom!
And im pretty sure that only staff have access to the Stockrooms so................... ugh!

padi89

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ wrote:

jezzzzzzzzzus... relax its a music festival. :rolleyes:
god help ya if you went to the Reading festival or Glastonbury...

So true.

jaggeh

monkeyfudge wrote:

On Henry Street I once seen a mother make her daughter go for a poo in a doorway.

This was at about 2pm in the afternoon.

you saw that too did you. couple of days ago yeah?

Esel

First girl: "There's a canoe in the river!"

Second Girl: "That's not a canoe."

Dermington

esel wrote:

First girl: "There's a canoe in the river!"

Second Girl: "That's not a canoe."

thats no moon!

monkeyfudge

jaggeh wrote:

you saw that too did you. couple of days ago yeah?

A few months ago actually... it must happen regularly then...

Femelade

Thats disgusting! I have a daughter who is 5 and god sometimes she does try my patience with wanting to go to the toilet at the most awkward times....but in a doorway..and poo??!! Thats horrible. You just have to drop everything and find a toilet FFS!.

Táck

if you drop everything you'll have to run like a penguin !!!

emeraldstar

Mexicola wrote:

Now if it had been a lad píssing up against a wall, would he have got the same reaction??? If ya gotta go, you gotta go.. Although on a bridge in traffic sounds a bit dodgy... Obviously too scabby to run in to Busarse and pay 20c for the jacks.

25c now....inflation i tell ya

miamee

T&#225 wrote: »

if you drop everything you'll have to run like a penguin !!!

rotflmao

Táck

ROTFLMFAOWOTCC

beat that!

danniemcq

/beats ROTFLMFAOWOTCC with a big stick

Táck

I'll get me coat...