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New words, double meaning!

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  • 10-07-2006 4:09pm
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    Tori
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    A friend of mine comes up with really funny words to describe two or more things that happen at the same time. For instance one day she was telling me a story about a guy she knows and to cut a long story short, she said, "he sharted." When I asked her what sharted was she said he farted and sh*t at the same time!

    Feel free to 'adjust' the words accordingly - just make sure they're funny!!


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    The Free Man
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    thats out of a film.


    barse is the bit between your balls and your arse as far as i know...


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Republicrat=A middle of the road Republican or Democrat (in the USA).


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    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    The Free Man wrote:
    thats out of a film.


    barse is the bit between your balls and your arse as far as i know...

    So if you're a woman then would it become farse?:D


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    monkeyfudge
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    You're talking about a portmanteau.

    Lewis Carrol came up with the term and invented lots of famous ones including chortled, a combination of chuckle and snort.


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    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    You're talking about a portmanteau.

    Lewis Carrol came up with the term and invented lots of famous ones including chortled, a combination of chuckle and snort.

    Yes, didn't realise that there was an actual term for it (where have I been?!).
    Just saw a good one - an uglid (someone who's ugly and stupid) and yeah then there's the usual ones like ginormous etc.
    It would be good though if everyone made up their own words.


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    Sarky
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    A girl once asked me if I wanted a slow hot screw, and I asked if she meant she wanted sex, and she slapped me and told me to either buy a drink or leave the pub.


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    Rhyme
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    Sarky wrote:
    A girl once asked me if I wanted a slow hot screw, and I asked if she meant she wanted sex, and she slapped me and told me to either buy a drink or leave the pub.
    Similar story with a slippery nipple... im a timid one me.


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    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    yawit


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Spam = junk!
    1. Canned meat in the USA that you can slice, dice, fry, broil, toast, and microwave, but whatever you do with it, don't eat it!
    2. Being bombarded by junk mail on the Internet


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Shoes.... They go on your feet.


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    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    skitch


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