Mods(Esp Sarky), The Biggest Spanner(s) on Boards? Discuss...

Pighead

THE MODS ARE SPANNERS: DISCUSS

If the Mods change the title of this thread then the accusations Pighead has thrown at them will be considered proven and correct.



For years and years its been Pigheads dream to become a Mod. Fcuk wanting to become an astronaut or Meg Ryans plaything, it was all about the Modding for me. At school I became the Milk Monitor Boy and this position of power made me feel warm and tingly and never ever thirsty(The milk monitors were allowed to take the spare milk for themselves)

Pighead joined boards over a year ago and has kept his nose clean and shiny in that time. I realised pretty early on that the After Hours Mod job was the daddy of them all but it would probably be months before I was offered the job. 6 months passed and nothing, I decided to branch out and applied for the Mustard Biology and Football Manager Forum Mod positions. REJECTED every time. Anger followed but my psychologist told me to think happy thoughts and stay patient. So I thought of Beruthial and I fcuking for hours on a beach in St Lucia and felt better again

Lately Pigheads feigned an interest in gambling due to the word on the street that a gambling forum was in the pipeline. Last week the gambling forum was indeed started and some cnut called amz got the job.After I stopped crying I looked at the list of Mods employed by boards.ie and I couldn't believe what every person on the list had in common, THEY WERE ALL SPANNERS. (Except for Sarge, he was a Super Spanner)

Now Pigheads faced with a choice. Should I too become a spanner in order to get my dream job or should I continue to be the suave sophisticated sex beast and plough a lone furrow in the battle against all things spannerish.
PS Well Done Lemlin.

aidan_walsh

Should I too become a spanner

Some might argue that you have already achieved this unbeknownst to yourself.

mikedragon32

There's always the Manly Man Forum, if it ever gets approved.

I can't say that the Mods are spanners, as I've never witnessed their ability to loosen a tight nut, but keep on fighting the good fight Pighead!

Big Nelly

Pighead wrote:

PS Well Done Lemlin.

What did Lemlin get?

Read here for some insight full thought from our great mods: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054956634

Karl Hungus

Don't give in and be a spanner. Don't compromise yourself, your integrity and stay true to who you are. Becoming a spanner is the easy way out.

Pighead

aidan_walsh wrote:

Some might argue that you have already achieved this unbeknownst to yourself.

Somebody make this spanner a Mod.

Funsterdelux

In another two posts, Pighead you ll have the same postcount as this year, wow.

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Pighead

Big Nelly wrote:

What did Lemlin get?

Read here for some insight full thought from our great mods: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054956634

Pighead got half way through that thread and stopped for fear of exploding with rage. I feel like the little boy who supported Juventus all his life only to find out they were a bunch of lowdown dirty lying cheating spanners.

Dragan

Tis clear to me that your assumption that you would rise to Moderator status is what is holding you back.....to be a Mod you need integrity, a willingness to help others and a humility. You must never seek out Moderatorship, it will call you one day and you must be willing to answer....

..... tis only AFTER you become a Mod that the battle with Spannerism comes into play!!!

All in all Pighead, stay fighting the good fight and surely you shall be rewarded some day!!!

Dyr

And what about those mods who are so power crazed they mod more forums than most of us even visit? A veritable toolbox of spanners there.

I could never be a mod, for the same reason i wont ever wear ben sherman...Paul ****ng Weller

Firewalkwithme

I'm shocked, what could possibly drive Pighead to say such things?

Dyr

Dragan wrote:

....to be a Mod you need integrity, a willingness to help others and a humility.

what's the colour scheme like on the forum you post on?

*cuckoo* *cuckoo*

6th

mikedragon32 wrote:

There's always the Manly Man Forum, if it ever gets approved.

As the person who suggested this forum it would be an honour to have Pighead as a mod there, I mean think about it: start a game of word association with the word manly and no doubt the second person will say pighead.

Dermington

yes

stevejazzx

There has been odd mod activity of late in particular the locking of threads for no good reason.
On the whole however I think boards is run well pretty well although unquestionably the occasional nazi has slipped through the net and found himself immersed in power with diastrous circumstances.

monkeyfudge

I'm really more of a monkey wrench than a spanner...

6th

oh and no, not all mods are spanners ..... its about 60:40

6th

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm really more of a monkey wrench than a spanner...

More like a monkey wench

stevejazzx

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm really more of a monkey wrench than a spanner...

no you're defintely a spanner....:D

Pighead

6th wrote:

As the person who suggested this forum it would be an honour to have Pighead as a mod there, I mean think about it: start a game of word association with the word manly and no doubt the second person will say pighead.

You ain't wrong brother. And as is customary in the Pighead clan I shall return a compliment to 6th.
6th you shall never ever be a Mod because you're just too groovy buddy.

Big Nelly

Wait till the mods see this and suddenly it will be moved over to Feedback forum like my thread was, reason: well there is more people on the AH forum so better move over so they can cover up the amount of problems people have with them.

Something we used to hear alot of on here, think it was "Freedom of Speech", that has now changed "Freedom of Speech as long as the mod agrees with your opinion"

6th

this could go on for a while as it is also in my workings to return compliments. Lucky they are so many great things about us that we'd never run out of great things to say.

Pighead for Admin!!

6th

Big Nelly wrote:

Wait till the mods see this and suddenly it will be moved over to Feedback forum like my thread was, reason: well there is more people on the AH forum so better move over so they can cover up the amount of problems people have with them.

Something we used to hear alot of on here, think it was "Freedom of Speech", that has now changed "Freedom of Speech as long as the mod agrees with your opinion"

Take your whinging back to feedback, you have to be funny if you're gonna post here.

stevejazzx

Big Nelly wrote:

Wait till the mods see this and suddenly it will be moved over to Feedback forum like my thread was, reason: well there is more people on the AH forum so better move over so they can cover up the amount of problems people have with them.

Something we used to hear alot of on here, think it was "Freedom of Speech", that has now changed "Freedom of Speech as long as the mod agrees with your opinion"

time to move on....

Dragan

Bambi wrote:

what's the colour scheme like on the forum you post on?

*cuckoo* *cuckoo*

Your not much of a one for detecting sarcasm now are you???

fade2black

Pighead thinks 6th is groovy and I'm a spanner....I'm going to have to rethink my affiliations.

Stark

Funsterdelux wrote:

In another two posts, Pighead you ll have the same postcount as this year, wow.

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It's beautiful. We should have banned him at that point in the name of preservation of art.

Big Nelly wrote:

Wait till the mods see this

We already have.

Dragan

Big Nelly wrote:

"Freedom of Speech as long as the mod agrees with your opinion"

Are you still banging on about that crap?? No one really cares dude.

*waits for Mountainy Man to come running around screaming, head spinning excorcist style " shut down boards, SHUT DOWN BOARDS" *

Big Nelly

6th wrote:

Take your whinging back to feedback, you have to be funny if you're gonna post here.

So why are you on here?

fade2black

Big Nelly wrote:

So why are you on here?

because he's on EVERYWHERE

6th

I'm the crybaby police "you have the right to call your mammy and tell her the mods are meanies".

6th

fade2black wrote:

because he's on EVERYWHERE

You calling me fat!

Funsterdelux

Stark wrote:

It's beautiful. We should have banned him at that point in the name of preservation of art.

Haha, someone should do a poll to see how long this thread lasts before its locked

Big Nelly

6th wrote:

I'm the crybaby police "you have the right to call your mammy and tell her the mods are meanies".

And my point on the Feedback thread about the childish people on here comes out again! back to primary school child.

Pighead

fade2black wrote:

Pighead thinks 6th is groovy and I'm a spanner....I'm going to have to rethink my affiliations.

fade2black is no spanner. Hes a big shiny dolphin in a sea of mediocre dogfish. This is the man who thought Pighead how to write properly.I used to write like this.Without any spaces. Then fade2black fixed me.

Behold the exception to every rule eh rule.

therecklessone

Big Nelly wrote:

And my point on the Feedback thread about the childish people on here comes out again! back to primary school child.

He can keep your seat warm for when you finish playschool.

Dragan

Big Nelly wrote:

And my point on the Feedback thread about the childish people on here comes out again! back to primary school child.

So your telling me that as a person completely against over moderation, and a total advocate of Free Speech.....YOU want people to stop posting things that YOU think are childish????

Man......Pighead gets my vote if he promises to sort out this kind of crazy hypocritical thinking!!!!

stevejazzx

Funsterdelux wrote:

Haha, someone should do a poll to see how long this thread lasts before its locked

this thread won't... no wait.. can't be locked, there's too much riding on it....

fade2black

You're a good man Pighead, but you don't want to be a mod, you couldn't keep a straight face for long enough. The key is to say you don't want to be a mod though, and then they'll do it to spite ya. You wanna be an admin, or a Big Nelly.

6th

Dragan wrote:

Man......Pighead gets my vote if he promises to sort out this kind of crazy hypocritical thinking!!!!

I wouldnt even call it thinking, but if Pihead can sort this guy out i say we make him king!

Big Nelly

Is there a web page that shows all forums and there mods?

stevejazzx

6th wrote:

I wouldnt even call it thinking, but if Pihead can sort this guy out i say we make him king!

Or ruler of the free world?:cool:

stevejazzx

Big Nelly wrote:

Is there a web page that shows all forums and there mods?

boards.ie

Pighead

fade2black wrote:

You're a good man Pighead, but you don't want to be a mod, you couldn't keep a straight face for long enough. The key is to say you don't want to be a mod though, and then they'll do it to spite ya. You wanna be an admin, or a Big Nelly.

To be honest Pigheads not sure what he wants. I was pretty sure I despised all things Moddish but when you said they'd give me a Mods Job just to spite me my heart fluttered and I moistened my underpants. My heart says YES but my head says DEPENDS WHAT FORUM I GET OFFERED.

Can you honestly tell me that you're life hasn't improved dramatically since you've become a Mod? I mean look at Beruthial. A washed up old timer whos best days were behind her, she gets a Mod job and suddenly shes a bona fide Sex Symbol and an object of desire to 95% of boards blokes. Thats the Power of Power.

gandalf

I didn't make the shagging list FFS !!!!

All that hard work being a wanker and I didn't make the list well that just dandy, thanks a bloody lot !! And then you steal my fantasy of me and Ruthie getting frisky on the beach, thats it, this is war !!!!

Big Nelly

stevejazzx wrote:

boards.ie

Link? boards.ie just bring you to the main page

fade2black

Pighead wrote:

To be honest Pigheads not sure what he wants. I was pretty sure I despised all things Moddish but when you said they'd give me a Mods Job just to spite me my heart fluttered and I moistened my underpants. My heart says YES but my head says DEPENDS WHAT FORUM I GET OFFERED.
Can you honestly tell me that you're life hasn't improved dramatically since you've become a Mod?

Oh it has, don't get me wrong. The cheques and bonuses are grand, and the HMV discount card and holiday vouchers and all, not to mention the t-shirt and bracelet, and the dinner parties at Dev's house with slovakian hookers. But yet, I still remain unfulfilled. I don't think you need to become a mod pighead, I think you just need a new sweater vest. And maybe a haircut.

stevejazzx

Big Nelly wrote:

Link? boards.ie just bring you to the main page

hmmmm...strange works for me

6th

Big Nelly wrote:

Link? boards.ie just bring you to the main page

.........

Hagar

Big Nelly wrote:

Is there a web page that shows all forums and there mods?

Try this, http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showgroups.php although it's more a list of mods and their forums.

6th

Thats list seems incomplete without Pighead