Girls Indoor Football

MichaelaPS

When college begins again, are any girls interested in getting together to play indoor football every so often? Enjoy playing football myself, but not arsed to go the whole hog with the proper ladies team!

Dave!

I'd be up for that

rainbow kirby

I might be interested, sounds like a bit of a laugh

fade2black

Count me in. I don't go to UCD, hell I don't even live in Dublin but seriously, count me in.

elmyra

If it doesn't involve fitness or sporting ability, I'm there. (Seriously).

Riamfada

If it involves women Im in .

Dirk Gently

I'll be the ball boy.

dajaffa

elmyra wrote:

If it doesn't involve fitness or sporting ability, I'm there. (Seriously).

I second that. I love football I do

panda100

MichaelaPS wrote:

When college begins again, are any girls interested in getting together to play indoor football every so often? Enjoy playing football myself, but not arsed to go the whole hog with the proper ladies team!

The world cup has a lot to answer for.I garuntee once world cup fever has died down so will the enthusiasm for playing indoor soccer!
Its a really good idea though and id defo be intrested.To many sports in UCD are elitest.I tried to join basketball and gaelic in first year but as Id never played either sport before neither teams were intrested.Unless you've played for your country and/or county in UCD the sport centre doesnt want to know ya.

Riamfada

The world cup has a lot to answer for.I garuntee once world cup fever has died down so will the enthusiasm for playing indoor soccer!
Its a really good idea though and id defo be intrested.To many sports in UCD are elitest.I tried to join basketball and gaelic in first year but as Id never played either sport before neither teams were intrested.Unless you've played for your country and/or county in UCD the sport centre doesnt want to know ya

Can anything be posted onthe UCD forum without it turning into a drama! ever?

humbert

Grimes wrote:

Can anything be posted onthe UCD forum without it turning into a drama! ever?

sounds like the words of a brady loving capitalist pig to me!!! Now I think we must discuss the suffrajets and how womens rights are finally at the point where they can play indoor football in our prejudiced male dominated society:p

emmm, if ye need someone to keep an eye on a corner flag I'm your man!!

Het-Field

I enjoy it when Girls play football. Some of them look really godd, and the vast majority are better than the lads. Remember Brand Chastain (USA Womens World Cup Winner 1999) now that was an unlikely crush for most lads. When i get a chance to upload a photo of her after that famous penalty i will

Riamfada

Het-Field wrote:

When i get a chance to upload a photo of her after that famous penalty i will

Woooooo! upload away drooooooool


Who called me a Brady loving capitalist pig? I may be a capitalist and a Brady lover and a male pig but I am not a lesbian!

ah no really, its time to get into more physical exercise in UCD. I think the Op was offering a method to break the "elitist" cycle if anyone is interested

Cake Fiend

Women's football?

Sounds good:

Het-Field

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There it is. Brandi Chastain after the 1999 Womens World Cup. Whoever said Womens football was rubbish. Ironically that particular game China VS U.S.A was rubbish. But lets just say i stood to attention to womens football after she celebrated

Het-Field

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Chakar

Yeah when they're celebrating they actually flash their boobs at the crowd roffle!!

elmyra

And now back to the part where us normal girls wanna play footie. Any more interest?

Riamfada

Your jerseys are in girls. Come to Grimes for your fittings

elmyra

*dutifully lines up*

....hey wait a second......!

panda100

Grimes wrote:

Your jerseys are in girls. Come to Grimes for your fittings

She's got a tache

Het-Field

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It may be kinda small. But if Keira Knightley was on my team. Id have to get bigger shorts

Riamfada

Het-Field wrote:

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It may be kinda small. But if Keira Knightley was on my team. Id have to get bigger shorts

if keira kinghtly was on my team you would have to get the hell out of my way. Boner or not

hullaballoo

Moved to Slydice Specials!

Ah no, I can't actually do that.

Anyway, you get the point. This thread is about women playing football...sorry, I can't remember my point.

Carry on boys.

Riamfada

elmyra

When we go back to college I was wondering would any boys be interested in playing casual footie matches for my entertainment? Superior ball control would obviously be an advantage though all are welcome.

singingstranger

/me can smell a thread merging coming on...

elmyra

Boys and girls together? Ew SS, that's crazy!

Riamfada

yeah id play with the girls no problem. No need for your tops as its still summer

elmyra

/me suggests weekly boards soccer

Scraggs

Sorry to drag this thread even further off topic ...but does anyone else think that yer wan in the pink bikini above looks creepily like Usher?

Riamfada

Usher has great baps !

singingstranger

Scraggs wrote:

Sorry to drag this thread even further off topic ...but does anyone else think that yer wan in the pink bikini above looks creepily like Usher?

Now that you say it... eep!

I'd have been up for mixed Boardies soccer if I wasn't going to be about 1200 miles away next year...

Het-Field

Well if the gurls are woofters i dont want to see them near the pitch. The only thing about Keira Knightley going topless is that in her present form she has a flatter chest than I.

My Sexy Eleven

1.Anniston
2.Joli
3.Kournikova
4.Longoria
5.Sharapova
6.Chastain
7.Aguilera
8.Caprice
9.Andersson
10.Knightley
11.Holmes

Riamfada

Paddy, boards was never sexualised until you came here and I like it this way.




For the Record

Keira Knightly
Portia DiRossa
Rachel Weiz
Famke Janssen
Emma Ledden

ftw

elmyra

Actually yeah Scraggs....ewww!

Very unimpressed with SS's lack of dedication, surely you'll be flying back at some point? On a plane I mean...

Also there's no damn way you're all getting a top ten without me, so

I the following:
1. Dara O'Briain
2. Luke Wilson
3. Librocop
4. Robert Arkins (the guy from The Commitments)
5. Heath Ledger
6. Hugh Jackman
7. Christopher Plummer minus about sixty years in age
8. Chris Moyles
9. Ray D'arcy
10. Benjamin MacKenzie

hullaballoo

Right, we've had our fun. Get this back on topic quick smart.

panda100

hullaballoo wrote:

Right, we've had our fun. Get this back on topic quick smart.

I propose a girls versus boys ucd boards footie match at the beginning of next year....and we might as well make it intresting and place some sort of wager on it...Like the rebeca loos(ers) get to wear outfits for a day of the winners choice (I think grimes would look look lovely in that pink bikini modelled by the usher lookalike at the top of the page;) )

Are the boys up for it or are they too chicken to face the talent which is us ucd girls??

elmyra

Fantastic idea, but you girls had better be good to make up for me.

/me watches Bend It Like Beckham for tips.

dajaffa

We (girls) could take em

Sangre

God I hate trying to play any sort of games with girls. You're so lame at everything. Worst part is you don't even try. Oh no sweating isn't ladylike!!

Riamfada

Okay I want to play the girls v boys football in UCD . Sure we can do it early in sepember when the weather is still good , we can use the fields by roebuck.

Sorted.

5 a side .

elmyra

Sangre wrote:

God I hate trying to play any sort of games with girls. You're so lame at everything. Worst part is you don't even try. Oh no sweating isn't ladylike

That and the very real and ever present threat of breaking a nail.

Riamfada

bit at least they will look pretty in their little colour coded outfits.

Het-Field

Ok id be up for a game. Ill be the goalkeeper. Seb The Bum can be the striker and Grimes can be the centre back. In Spetember we shall hld trials for full backs, midfieldres and another striker.

Rules
-Women must wear Nike Sports Bra made famous by Knightley and Chastain
-No Woofters Need Apply
-No D4 Women can apply, they look stupid when they play football
-No Feminists need Apply. They will ruin the fun for everybody
-No Finna Failers/ Fine Gaelers/Labourites/Socialists/Communists/White Supremacists/Green Party/Sinners/Bolton FANS need apply
-No Philosophy/Sociology/Economics/ English/Italian/Law/Science Students Need Apply
-No Friends of Science Bum/ Matt The Jap Need Apply
-No Fans of kevin Kilbane Need Apply
-No Fans of Dr Dre need apply
-Nobody who uses the Number 17/48A/3/2/1/15f/11/11A need apply
-Nobody who picks KFC over McDonalds Need Apply
-Nobody who toebogs need apply
-Nobody wwho prefers the Student Bar over the Centre Club need Apply
-Anybody Who Didnt Vote For Me In Last years SU Elections Neednt apply

Jonny Arson

Women + football = bouncy boobs

I'm up for a game

Jonny Arson

Het-Field wrote:

Ok id be up for a game. Ill be the goalkeeper. Seb The Bum can be the striker and Grimes can be the centre back. In Spetember we shall hld trials for full backs, midfieldres and another striker.

Rules
-Women must wear Nike Sports Bra made famous by Knightley and Chastain
-No Woofters Need Apply
-No D4 Women can apply, they look stupid when they play football
-No Feminists need Apply. They will ruin the fun for everybody
-No Finna Failers/ Fine Gaelers/Labourites/Socialists/Communists/White Supremacists/Green Party/Sinners/Bolton FANS need apply
-No Philosophy/Sociology/Economics/ English/Italian/Law/Science Students Need Apply
-No Friends of Science Bum/ Matt The Jap Need Apply
-No Fans of kevin Kilbane Need Apply
-No Fans of Dr Dre need apply
-Nobody who uses the Number 17/48A/3/2/1/15f/11/11A need apply
-Nobody who picks KFC over McDonalds Need Apply
-Nobody who toebogs need apply
-Nobody wwho prefers the Student Bar over the Centre Club need Apply
-Anybody Who Didnt Vote For Me In Last years SU Elections Neednt apply

- No woman with a cup size of under 36DD need apply

elmyra

Dammit but for the English student part I was eligible! *shakes fist*

Riamfada

-no SU talkers need apply. Ever, for anything

Chakar

I'm up for it we're gonna nail the girls to the cross.:p

elmyra

/is offended to religious core.