pearls of wisdom

The Bollox

share any pearls of wisdom you may have

"it's hard to be optimistic with a misty optic"

"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotomy "

Kernel

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Femelade

to assume is to make an ass out of you and me. (ass - u - me)

Sengoku79

go to bed with itchy hole, wake up with smelly finger

Ozzy

Waste not, want not.
and

The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective..............
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as a rightly timed pause.

Nalz

dont start stupid threads...

wait a minute Im replyin to it,

eh I dunno Im goin to get somethin to eat

Ah theres one, eat stuff to stay alive,

there ya go

The Bollox

man who drop watch in toilet have sh1tty time

kdouglas

man who walk through door sideways with large erection is going to .........
.........bangkok

er...no seriously...dont know many myself but

Ozzy wrote:

The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective..............
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.................
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as a rightly timed pause.

thats good

biko

Act on impulse.
Better regret something you did do than something you didn't do.

Archeron

Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

faceman

Being pesimistic prepares you for your inevitable failure

frobisher

Old chinese proverb: He who piss in wind get his own back.

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If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

LadyJ

Put a beggar on horseback and he'll ride to hell!

Doomspell

'Never test the depth of water with both feet'

'It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it'

'Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield'

and finnally,

'Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night'

I have more, just ask:D

jrey1981

"drugs are for the weak" was a classic I came out with out of the blue once.

"Trying is the first step to failure" - courtesy of Homer Simpson

Terry

judge not lest ye be judged. the best part of the bible and the part that many rabid christians seem to overlook.

Dooom

If you think you can fight a bear, you're a jackass.

I think that was from some drunken night after watching a documentary on bear attacks.

/me wanders off to find and steal phrases from the Art of War.