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Dirty Jokes

Sengoku79 · 2006-07-07 17:39:52

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home." Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says…

07-07-2006 5:39pm

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Sengoku79

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What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home."

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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#2 07-07-2006 6:15pm

vorbis

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heard that last one before, its brilliant!

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