Cork Women...

PowerHouseDan

These are insulting but funny all the same:

1. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Bosco?

You can only get one hand up Bosco.



2. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.



3. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a condom?

You only use a condom once.



4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with a Cork Girl?

When the piles clear up you get your ring back.



5. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Lionel Ritchie?

Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.



6. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a fish and chip shop?

You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.



7. What's the difference between a Cork girl and a plate of spaghetti?

A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.



8. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a supermarket trolley?

A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.



9. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.



10. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and The Titanic?

Fewer people went down on the Titanic.



11. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a carpenter?

A Cork Girl has longer nails.



12. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a German Shepherd dog?

Lip gloss.



13. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and TnaG?

Only 40% of IRELAND can pick up TnaG.



14. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a Club 18-30 holiday?

On the Club 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex

poggy

any cork woman sees that ur dead:)
all the same 10 is a clasic!!

deise_boi

Brilliant

MistressPandora

I heard those jokes years ago, but instead of Cork girls, it was Essex girls.
Still good though!

dinjo

eh, aren't you from cork dan ? mocking your own people..... thats not cool !

PowerHouseDan

I am sure they will get over it...

looder

6. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a fish and chip shop?

You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop

LOL

Dizzyblabla

PowerHouseDan wrote:

I am sure they will get over it...

no... I'm scarred for life..

county

very funny indeed:)

PowerHouseDan

The above is for everyone cept DizzyBlabla

Kojak

Classic stuff.

The Free Man

rofl @ lipgloss.

Plug

Thought the first one was brilliant:D

Diddy Kong

4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with a Cork Girl?

When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

pure genius

Deer

PowerHouseDan wrote:

1. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Bosco?

You can only get one hand up Bosco.

Excuse me - I do my pelvic floors :mad:

I demand a retraction on the insinuation that cork girls are donuts!

GAAman

PowerHouseDan wrote:

8. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a supermarket trolley?

A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.



9. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

Legend man!!!!

jobonar

Brilliant!!

netwhizkid

It's funny because they are from Cork.

those langers

Dermington

MistressPandora wrote:

I heard those jokes years ago, but instead of Cork girls, it was Essex girls.
Still good though!

Yes but nobody knows where the f*ck essex is

fuzzywiggle

hahah number 12. Lipgloss.

GAA widow

Maybe on your side of the river