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Keith Barry on CSI Miami

  • 05-07-2006 9:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭


    Anyone else see that? No expensive acting lessons there then


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭Amazotheamazing


    Amazing acting, would fit right in with Fair City.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Enright


    :D;) that accent! hes a natural-


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Did he repeat everything he said, á la the Smart commericals (Smart Telecom, probably the most annoying ads on TV, ever!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Looks like he took lessons from Pat Kenny School of Acting (like a plank).


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Just caught a bit of it there alright. What an actor! I bet any American's listening to his accent are saying the exact same thing as we say about Tom Cruise's Irish accent!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Don't think he was trying to do an American accent, which makes it worse


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    What was it then?! :eek: :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    **** knows


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭WellyJ


    Slighly off topic,

    But what the hell is the main character dude supposed to be?

    He's supposed to be this really intimidating smooth detective guy,

    But he just looks ridiculous! And how could he pull that sexy b1tch?

    I just laugh at him every time he comes on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Do NOT diss Horatio...he's my hero :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭Burning Eclipse


    Nightwish wrote:
    Do NOT diss Horatio...he's my hero :o

    Yup, along with my g/f's mom too...

    Keith Barry was Piss poor, and I think thats the way he sounds naturally... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭WellyJ


    Yup, along with my g/f's mom too...

    Yeh but thats just the thing you see,

    He looks like the kind of guy you would see coming on to your granny in the old folks home.

    Looks ridiculous to me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    he's brilliant dammit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    That's just... crazeh. Those two timelines should never meet... o_O

    Nobody put a clip on youtube or anywhere?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    None of CSI yet but heres Jessica Simpson on his show
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFKjltvwiRk&search=keith%20barry

    Lucky him eh :rolleyes:


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Scraggs wrote:
    None of CSI yet but heres Jessica Simpson on his show
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFKjltvwiRk&search=keith%20barry

    Lucky him eh :rolleyes:
    I doubt his wife to like him to be 'lucky' there ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    In the words of Podge and Rodge

    "It's not magic, he's just a wánker"

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    I did not even know he was known outside Ireland!! Just looked at his website and he has a prime time CBS show and is obviously very well known in the US.
    He is like David Blane... just wait till he tries doing stupid stunts and gives up magic!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Saruman wrote:
    He is like David Blane... just wait till he tries doing stupid stunts and gives up magic!!

    He already did the whole "catch the bullet in my teeth thing" , which alas, went off without a hitch. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Keith disgraced our country with his acting last night and when he returns to these shores, he should be publicly flogged to death. He sounded like he was reading his lines at gunpoint.
    WellyJ wrote:
    Slighly off topic,
    But what the hell is the main character dude supposed to be?
    He's supposed to be this really intimidating smooth detective guy,
    But he just looks ridiculous! And how could he pull that sexy b1tch?
    I just laugh at him every time he comes on.

    I feel your pain. Everytime David Caruso appears on screen, my piss boils with rage. There's no way a whiny-voiced, hunchbacked, ginger tosspot like him could pull a total honey like that in reality, even if he was as rich as Bill Gates and hung like John Holmes. What kind of a name is "Horatio Crane" anywho? Fellatio Pain more like. No sir I don't like it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    god, it was awful, i was thinking, wtf is he doing on csi.

    i was told he's doing ok in america.

    don't know the guy, so don't know if he's a tosser, but it looked like a pi55 take.

    ps, jessica simpson is a complete fcuk head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    agamemnon wrote:
    There's no way a whiny-voiced, hunchbacked, ginger tosspot like him could pull
    Dunno, every time I see a right honey in Dublin she seems to be with a ginger. They seem to be in style these days. Something else to cry in your beer over I guess. Couldn't say whether they were whiny-voiced or a toss-pot though.

    I think the consensus is that Will Petersen is much better than Caruso.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Only watched the first 15 mins, didnt see him and wouldnt have known him if I did, but it must be said that I have seldom if ever seen a worse actor than that David Caruso guy. CSI? Stands for Cheesy Sh1te....erm.....eh Innehhh......Cheesy Sh1te Idiotshow!

    Yeaaahhh, knew id think of somethin.


    *realises that that was a complete and utter Partridgeism and goes so hang self*


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    God, he was appalling! Things like that make me ashamed for our country...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭zuma


    Where is he from anyway....Waterford?

    Yeah I think he mixed his original Waterford with an American accent....and in all honestly it probable was a good attempt!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    zuma wrote:
    Where is he from anyway....Waterford?

    Yeah I think he mixed his original Waterford with an American accent....and in all honestly it probable was a good attempt!!!!!

    Ah, don't be slagging Horatio, TV's coolest cop since Sipowitz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Collie D wrote:
    Ah, don't be slagging Horatio, TV's coolest cop since Sipowitz

    Quoted the wrong person, apologies, Zuma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Dragan wrote:
    He already did the whole "catch the bullet in my teeth thing" , which alas, went off without a hitch. :D

    Not quite. As far as i know, about 890 people killed themselves while waiting for him to bloody well do it. That show was on for like a week.

    "this is the bullett I will use. I will let everyone here examine the bullett to prove its real" Camera cuts to his girlfriend doing that "oh I'm about to faint with the pressure" manouve. Fifteen minutes later. "this is the backup bullett incase the first one misfires. I will let everyone here........" Camera cuts to his mother who is doing the "i cant take it any more" manouvre.

    Funny, coz everyone else in Ireland was going "die, die, die, die" at the same time.

    But slag him not ye mere mortals, he can walk on water and throw fireballs.


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