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Do Fish Crash?

  • 30-06-2006 1:26pm
    #1
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok not everyday but i walk/dump into things every now and then and i like seeing other people do it .... but do fish ever bump into one another or into coral, sunken pirate ships etc?


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  • #2
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Fish do crash.


  • #3
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Come on i need proof! i've search youtube and nothing!

    Are you a fish? seriously?


  • #4
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    you "dump" into things?


  • #5
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Well I was scuba diving and I saw a fish crash into a rock! But is was because of a current, so I'd say yes:D

    And I'm pretty sure he ment bump:p


  • #6
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I think the density of water exerts greater presure between close objects producing a padded barrier to contact.
    The fish has outside help preventing it from crashing.


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  • #7
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    How about flying fish?


  • #8
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I imagine the optics between water and air would make them myopic


  • #9
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    After the Stones gig a few years a couple of fish crashed out in my gaff.


  • #10
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    No i meant dump ... i sh*t into things all the time....honest i do.

    So questioned answered, fish can crash but due to external happenings not cos they are clumsy.


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    6th wrote:
    No i meant dump ... i sh*t into things all the time....honest i do..


    Like YORE MA's mouth?


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  • #12
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Sarky wrote:
    Like YORE MA's mouth?
    his ma is into scat you say?


  • #13
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    county wrote:
    his ma is into scat you say?


    Improvised jazz singing? I'm into that.....


  • #14
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    county wrote:
    his ma is into scat you say?
    po.103718.jpg

    Who isnt into Scatman Crothers?


  • #15
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Some jerk at a party I was at poured Bushmill's in the fish bowl. Yes! Fish do crash!


  • #16
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Cat peers into bowl
    Fish jump from water
    Into waiting mouth

    Other spin in tank
    Attempting to avoid
    The specter there

    So fast they dart
    Here and there
    That they crash!


  • #17
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    <can't believe it hasn't been done>

    This fish was swiming along, then crashed into a wall - "Damn"


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    182309768354.jpg


  • #19
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    You need to think on a lateral line !


  • #20
    18AD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    The proof!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CpXCxwkIV0&search=Incredible


  • #21
    Gaillimhtaibhse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Gaillimhtaibhse


    The salmon I just ate might have been in a head-on collision. Then again, he might have been beheaded, lacking one when served to me? In any case, after eating this big fish, I think I'm going to crash. Yawn! Bye...


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  • #22
    Gaillimhtaibhse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Gaillimhtaibhse


    The salmon I just ate might have been in a head-on collision. Then again, he might have been beheaded, lacking one when served to me? In any case, after eating this big fish, I think I'm going to crash. Yawn! Bye...


  • #23
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    18AD wrote:
    The proof!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CpXCxwkIV0&search=Incredible


    Thank you, I think taht answers my question ... fish are retards!


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