Insomnia

Brian Capture

Am currently in the middle of the worst bout of insomnia I've had in years and no amount of tugging seems to be doing any good.. managed to get zero hours sleep last night and was in work for half seven this morning..
Is it this f*cking heat or what?

I don't know, you tell me
I'm f*cked anyway

monkeyfudge

Tugging? Stop masturbating and you might get to sleep.

Brian Capture

Am thinking of having a few swigs of night nurse tonight

LovelyHurling

I find that going for a run in the evening before Supper usually helps

Brian Capture

yeah or else I think I might go to the doc and get him to give me some sleepos..or else see if my ma has anything interesting hidden away on top of the fridge.

Brian Capture

LovelyHurling wrote:

I find that going for a run in the evening before Supper usually helps

Thanks.

Could possibly be my mattress.. have just moved back to my ma and da's for a bit and i think my old mattress could do with a change.. just can't seem to get comfortable
This morning was just horrible though, ended up getting up and going for a jog at six, joggin through the noggin listening to The Clash..

I wish Power City had been open

Brian Capture

yeah i can still fit into me old primary school shorts
they're a bit sprayed on tho
and me mickey usually ends up flapping out the side of the knitted-in underwear after a couple of hundred metres

Binomate

Forget sleeping pills, they're terrible for your health. The healthier more natural solution would be to drink lots and lots of coffee then eat a lot of sugar just before bed.

Brian Capture

Binomate wrote:

Forget sleeping pills, they're terrible for your health. The healthier more natural solution would be to drink lots and lots of coffee then eat a lot of sugar just before bed.

Coffee's not strong enough for me..
I've taken it before and it just gives me headaches and makes me grumpy

My Da recommends a litre of Jolt Cola in the evenings.

Brian Capture

yeah another few nights of this and i'm gonna end up looking like that f*cking pipe cleaner that sings that song

LovelyHurling

Reminds me of calling in at a friends a few weeks ago after training and realising that JohnThomas and his wheels were fully visible due the unfortunate combination of tight and thin shorts. Imagine my embaressment*


*secret enjoyment

Brian Capture

LovelyHurling wrote:

Reminds me of calling in at a friends a few weeks ago after training and realising that JohnThomas and his wheels were fully visible due the unfortunate combination of tight and thin shorts. Imagine my embaressment*


*secret enjoyment

ahhh my favourite topic of discussion.

Hagar

When I can't sleep I always count backwards in cents from my biggest Lotto win. I time my breathing with numbers so as not to rush. It puts things in perspective and relaxes me.
It always works, I've never ever managed to count down all the way despite only starting at €8.10.

Pighead

Here Brian try this. Pighead and all his friends and family swear by it.
http://sarky.journals.ie/

Last Saturday night Pighead had 17 E's and 22 Vodka and Red Bulls and I was in bed wide awake and freaking out( Beruthial was climbing up the walls but she had no arms or legs, she was using her breasts to pull herself up).

Anyway I was about to start crying when my flatmate came in with the laptop and opened up Sarkys Blog. Worked a treat. Out like a fcuking light. Give it a try.