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Bush collapses in white house

solas · 2006-06-28 18:47:51

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this evening. He told Bush that three Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked Mr. Rumsfeld, "Help me…

28-06-2006 6:47pm

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solas

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Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this evening.

He told Bush that three Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face,

then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Mr. Rumsfeld, "Help me out here.

Just exactly how many is a brazilian?"

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#2 28-06-2006 6:51pm

Devious

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snigger

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#3 28-06-2006 8:40pm

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Omfg, that was brilliant, very original too imo

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#4 28-06-2006 11:34pm

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Don't get it!!!!

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#5 29-06-2006 7:16am

folan

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Bullock99 wrote:

Don't get it!!!!

Seriously?

Great joke! I shall have to steal it!

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#6 29-06-2006 8:25am

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Oldie but definately a goodie!

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#7 29-06-2006 10:03am

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very good! very appropriate for Bush!

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#8 29-06-2006 10:17am

Táck

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brazilian, gazillion, billion, million...

get it?

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#9 29-06-2006 1:59pm

dinjo

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brilliant..... never heard that one before

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#10 29-06-2006 2:16pm

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It did the rounds last year but is def a goldie!

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#11 29-06-2006 8:30pm

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Aye ... I'd forgotten about that one .. Classic...

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#12 29-06-2006 8:37pm

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hahahah, classic

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#13 29-06-2006 9:37pm

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Hahaha.. Classic!

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