Haven The Crack

mr biazzi

The only item you will need that you cant find in stores is cocaine. All the others you can find at any grocery store. The best way to get cocaine, if you don't have a dealer, is to talk to a hooker. They have the hook up.

Items needed:
1.Cocaine
2.Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
3.The I.Q. higher then a household plant.

How to make it:

Crack is usually made by mixing two parts of cocaine with one part baking soda in about 20 ml of water. The solution is then heated gently until white precipitates form. Heating is halted when precipitation stops. The precipitate is filtered and retained. The precipitate may then be washed with water; this procedure is usually omitted in the street product. The product may then be dried for 24 hours under a heat-lamp. Crack is then cut or broken into small 'rocks' weighing a few tenths of a gram.
OR

The Best Damn Crack Recipe Ever:
You need a lab to do this!
Ingredients:
15 grams Cocaine
18 ounces Grand Marnier Liqueur (anything close)
18 ounces Famous Grouse Scotch (any scotch)
18 ounces Pellegrino sparkling mineral water (any sparkling water)
1/2 teaspoon Coriander
5 grams Rexal Formula III Baking Powder (baking soda will do)

Equipment:
Vulcon Quantum-QM100 Large Capacity Centrifuge
Electrothermal Bunsen burner
24 50 ml Belco 3037-Graduated, Shallow Cone Bottom Centrifuge tubes
Large Tupperware container
Instructions:
Mix the cocaine, Grand Marnier, & Famous Grouse in the Tupperware container. Affix lid, make sure of tight seal, sit overnight in a cool dry place.
In the morning, mix in the Pellegrino, Baking Powder, & Coriander. Reserve 1/2 cup. Distribute mixture evenly in the 24 centrifuge tubes. Place tubes in Centrifuge for 15 minutes at 2885 RPM. Remove tubes and let sit overnight.
In the morning, add reserved mixture evenly to each tube, and place tubes in centrifuge for 45 minutes at 1500 RPM. Remove tubes and heat each tube individually with the Bunsen Burner for 15 minutes at 900 degrees Celsius. Let stand for 15 minutes, retrieve crack at bottom of each test tube. Smoke and enjoy! Serves 6, or one really desperate crackhead.

DEmeant0r

thanks for this highly illegal information

biko

I am not really sure how this pertains to Galway but that sure sounds yummy.
Crack cakes anyone?

Mrs Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[Holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins!

po0k

You forgot the poppy seeds and weetabix.

muppetkiller

Cheers very well detailed ...I don't suppose you know how to make the Curry in the Bamboo Take away in Dominick street ?

BaZmO*

That's one of the strangest (and most informative) posts I've ever read!

Redhairedguy

Yes.... I suppose.. thank you....

JIZZLORD

i like the expensive ingredients in crack, makes it sound ever so refined.

Interceptor

I thought everybody knew how to do this, but knowing what crack does to you they just didn't bother. Its a bit like freezing cans of beer, opening them and drinking the unfrozen slush - it messes you up, gives you the worst hangover and takes any pleasure from the experience.

Whatever you are into I guess, but don't come selling it to my kids or I will stake you to a wall with an iron bar.

'cptr

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

Whatever you are into I guess, but don't come selling it to my kids or I will stake you to a wall with an iron bar.

Oh oh oh.... Can I film it ands release it for a tenner on the internet?... you'll get 20% cut of course, we'll be millionaires.

Mwhahahahaha....

Interceptor

Natch - I've got my daughters first boyfriend in a vat of formaldehyde in the attic if you want him too. I killed him as a warning to the others...

'cptr

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

I killed him as a warning to the others...

Of course.. you have to make an example!

Never tell a cop when you are being arrested for underage drinking "Ah sure we were only having the craic"You end up in a cell with the scummiest people.

Redhairedguy

Deleted User wrote:

Never tell a cop when you are being arrested for underage drinking "Ah sure we were only having the craic"You end up in a cell with the scummiest people.

Never have! never will.. unless I go to the states... even then they won't know what the hell I'm blathering on about!

TerrorFirmer

Deleted User wrote:

Never tell a cop when you are being arrested for underage drinking "Ah sure we were only having the craic"You end up in a cell with the scummiest people.

Well I'd imagine you would when the cops catch you with your pants down, ala There's something about Mary...."I was only taking a whizz, honest, I don't know these guys"

forbairt

there goes my weekend ... I hope you're happy with yourself

Redhairedguy

error9 wrote:

there goes my weekend ... I hope you're happy with yourself

I know i am!

Mr_G^_^

No locking? No banning? And yet everything to do with les championes gets canned straight away.

"Sure we were just having the craic" (insert glowing light bulb here)

Redhairedguy

Mr_G^_^ wrote:

No locking? No banning? And yet everything to do with les championes gets canned straight away.

"Sure we were just having the craic" (insert glowing light bulb here)

pissflaps