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Pick Up Lines

Lust4Life · 2006-06-27 11:51:29

What's the best or worst pick up line you've ever used or had someone try on you??? Did it work???? The most memorable oneanyone ever used on me was... "Do you know the Zip Code for sex?" I said "No" He said "No wonder you ain't got a male in your box!" I laughed, but, no, it didn't work on me!!!!:) L4L

27-06-2006 11:51am

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What's the best or worst pick up line you've ever used or had someone try on you??? Did it work????

The most memorable oneanyone ever used on me was...
"Do you know the Zip Code for sex?"
I said "No"
He said "No wonder you ain't got a male in your box!"

I laughed, but, no, it didn't work on me!!!!:)

L4L

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#2 27-06-2006 12:25pm

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"Here bitch, suck me knob."

Never fails to work.

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#3 27-06-2006 12:27pm

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Oh, paleeeeeease!!!!

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#4 27-06-2006 12:31pm

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There already isseveral threads on AH about this topic.

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#5 27-06-2006 12:50pm

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"Want to come back to my den?"

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#6 27-06-2006 12:51pm

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i have fallen for that one many many times spike LOl:D

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#7 27-06-2006 1:01pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22520&referrerid=59211&highlight=chat+up+line

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#8 27-06-2006 2:13pm

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Get your coat love, you've pulled!

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#9 27-06-2006 2:27pm

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Does this rag smell of chloroform??

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#10 27-06-2006 2:30pm

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'are you speakeasy or ready to go?'

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#11 27-06-2006 2:30pm

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"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

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#12 27-06-2006 2:33pm

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I know someone who used to swear by:

"Hi, you don't sweat much for a fat bird"

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#13 27-06-2006 5:41pm

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At Xmas many yrs back I asked a girl would she like to see my Xmas lights, she said yes only problem was I had no lights, but who cares I made her night the little minx kept the Mam up all night with her yelping

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#14 27-06-2006 7:15pm

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oulu wrote:

At Xmas many yrs back I asked a girl would she like to see my Xmas lights, she said yes only problem was I had no lights, but who cares I made her night the little minx kept the Mam up all night with her yelping

Thats not a chat up line,just a very stupid girl.Plus yelping,she must have been a dog.

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#15 27-06-2006 7:20pm

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cheesy or what like?

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#16 27-06-2006 7:33pm

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together.

cheesy as hell but funny

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#17 27-06-2006 7:52pm

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Does anyone just not bother with chat up lines and just talk to the person? Thats what i do and it works whenever i do it. Just have to be yourself really. Saves so much bother

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#18 27-06-2006 8:20pm

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meditraitor wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22520&referrerid=59211&highlight=chat+up+line

Oh God...

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#19 27-06-2006 8:28pm

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If you were a Laser you'd be set on "Stunning"
You know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you ever sing in the Shower? Would you like to do a Duet?
You're so hot you must be the reason for glabal warming.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

no I've never used any of them, but maybe one day I'll get drunk enough..

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#20 27-06-2006 9:00pm

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bspoke wrote:

Does this rag smell of chloroform??

You could word it better though

"hey good lookin', Im searching for an opinion, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

or you could just not talk, and make quick with the rag trick

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#21 27-06-2006 9:04pm

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The worst line Ive ever had seriosuly used on me was ''Is that a mirror between yer legs because I can see meself in there '' .............

I laughed for quite a while , that was about it.

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#22 27-06-2006 10:00pm

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meditraitor, Those were hillarious!

Mushy, sometimes it's good to have something funny to say when you first meet . A good sense of humor is high on our list of qualities anyway, isn't it???? A woman offended is a woman with no sense of humor!

OLDYELLAR, I think I would faint if someone said that to me! Too funny!!!

oulu, love your story about the lights! I'll bet she thinks of that to this day!

L4L

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#23 28-06-2006 1:42am

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Guy: Do you wanna dance?
Girl: Hell no
Guy: You didnt hear me i said you look fat in those pants.

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#24 28-06-2006 1:46am

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john22 wrote:

Guy: Do you wanna dance?
Girl: Hell no
Guy: You didnt hear me i said you look fat in those pants.

Genius.

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#25 28-06-2006 1:56am

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was told this completely lame one the other day.

is your second name jacobs?

cause you're a cracker.

i know i :rolleyes: too.

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#26 28-06-2006 2:45am

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JOHN22 I saw a guy wearing a T-shirt that said that a few weeks ago at a concert! We laughed our butts off!

L4L

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#27 28-06-2006 3:05am

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A "friend" of mine got pwned one night while we were out.

Guy:"Ah hello, havent I seen you someplace before?"
Girl:"Yeah, thats why I stopped going"

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#28 28-06-2006 4:46am

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"Fancy going halves on a b@stard?"

How could a bird not fall for that?

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