New kids toys...pee and poo...wtf?!

Rozabeez

Described as, "A smiling yellow droplet and a chuckling brown dollop"

These new kids toys were inspired by little children's love of bodily functions, they're now hugely popular in America and Scandinavia, soon to be stocked in British stores.

Anyone else heard of this?

Caryatnid

Yeah, I heard Marty Whelan going on about this the other day. I'm scared.

Rozabeez

....I want one!

John

Looks like a load of crap to me

Ruu_Old

Sounds like someone was asleep in the marketing room tbh, I live in the US and havent heard of them.

the Shades

There were pictures of them and the range of products in yesterday's Metro.

arbeitsscheuer

When I was young kids had imaginary friends...
Personally I prefer that to the idea of making friends with their own bodys' waste products...

Rozabeez

http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp

stevejazzx

truely the most idiotic attempt at making money I've ever seen, sadly though it'll probably work....i wish I could turn my brain off long enough to come up with some stupid invention and make myself loadsa wanda......

what's next 'muscous man and fart boy'

TerrorFirmer

Now this is just so wrong.

xzanti

Will this give kids the impression that its ok to play with their faeces??

zag

It's a load of s**t and p*ss if you ask me

Belle_Morte

xzanti wrote:

Will this give kids the impression that its ok to play with their faeces??

I thought they did that anyway.

Sam Vimes

EVERYBODY:

Mr. hanky,
the christmas poo
he loves me, i love you,
therefore vicariously he loves you
i can make a mr. hanky too

Nevyn

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/w/withnail-and-i-script-transcript.html

Whitnail and I wrote:

Yeah, my partner's got a really
good idea for making dolls.


His name's Presuming Ed.
His sister give him the idea.


She got a doll on Christmas
what pisses itself.


- Really?
- Yeah, and you gotta
change its drawers for it.


It's horrible, really.
But they like that, little girls.


So we're gonna make one
that ****s itself as well.


- ****s itself?
- He's an expert.


He's building the prototype now.

solas

dunno if its the same stuff (how many kind of crap are there) but my daughter just had to buy a box of the stuff at smyths a few months ago. It smells like shìt too. She bought a box of cockroaches to compliment it.

(k, the stuff she bought wasn't a cuddly toy..I don't know where I went wrong)

Gone West

ahh this pee and poo stuff will take off I reckon.
Its ohh so very Freudian!
**edit
Just spotted their sales and stuff from the USA.
Looks like it has taken off bigtime over there.

monkeyfudge

solas wrote:

dunno if its the same stuff (how many kind of crap are there) but my daughter just had to buy a box of the stuff at smyths a few months ago. It smells like shìt too. She bought a box of cockroaches to compliment it.

(k, the stuff she bought wasn't a cuddly toy..I don't know where I went wrong)

Are you sure she's your daughter, and not perhaps some sort of lizard that crawled into her cot as an infant?

layke

xzanti wrote:

Will this give kids the impression that its ok to play with their faeces??

Thats the first thing I thought.

simu

They don't really do much though, not great fun value imo.

Sarky

The next logical step is action figures that ACTUALLY procreate.

monkeyfudge

I've been trying unsucessfully for years to get my Beastman and Mer-man action figures to procreate.

emeraldstar

oh my god, who in their right mind reeeealy would sit in their little office and think, yea, i think parents would buy fake piss and **** for their kids to play with??? That person had some guts in fairness!!