If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Greatest Joke Of All Time

jtsuited · 2006-06-22 13:07:37

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer? About 2 seconds.

22-06-2006 1:07pm

#1

jtsuited

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 6222

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

About 2 seconds.

0

Comments

#2 22-06-2006 6:33pm

sei046

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,110 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2005

Posts: 1889

You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once

0
#3 22-06-2006 7:35pm

jtsuited

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 6222

that be a good one!!

0
#4 22-06-2006 7:53pm

eddyc

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 360 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2005

Posts: 316

This man

0
#5 25-06-2006 2:53am

frobisher

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2005

Posts: 1880

jtsuited wrote:

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

With a drum machine you only have to punch in the rythm once.

0
#6 30-06-2006 11:23pm

Diamondmaker

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 1701

A drummer goes into a music shop to trade in his drume for a new instrument.
He points at a guitar and goes" what that?" The clerk replies " its a guitar"
Drummer gives it go and gets no satisfaction.
He then point at an accordian and asks as to what it is again, to which he is answered, this too gives him no joy.
At last something catches his eye that he recognises and he would love to try.
He goes " Yes! Ill have that"...Clerk "sorry what? "
"That red saxophone over there I could really dig that sh*t man"
To which the clerk responds " thats a fire extinguisher!"

Mild laugh..:)

0
Advertisement