Funny insults

Surrender

Just looking at the "things people say that annoy me" thread and thought about starting one on general put downs or insults.

i.e: You Cabbage, "you're a failure of a man"(Thanks Bertie!:D ) etc

Post away

RE*AC*TOR

You're a fucking twat and this is a stupid fucking thread - why don't you fuck off and keep your inbred little west of ireland mentality to your own kind.

Surrender

Easy there big man, clearly you've been burdened with an overabundance of schooling

Naked Lepper

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

You're a fucking twat and this is a stupid fucking thread - why don't you fuck off and keep your inbred little west of ireland mentality to your own kind.

a classic example of an i.t nerd releasing his aggression onto an internet forum!

padi89

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

You're a fucking twat and this is a stupid fucking thread - why don't you fuck off and keep your inbred little west of ireland mentality to your own kind.

Dubs.

RE*AC*TOR

So what's the deal - do you sign up a new account each month?

I'm waiting for April 2006 to get back to me.

Archeron

I like "hippocrocadogapig". It covers so many angles.

Surrender

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

So what's the deal - do you sign up a new account each month?

I'm waiting for April 2006 to get back to me.

No, but good luck with April 06

RE*AC*TOR

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

You're a fucking twat and this is a stupid fucking thread - why don't you fuck off and keep your inbred little west of ireland mentality to your own kind.

I thought it was funny :rolleyes:

Naked Lepper

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

So what's the deal - do you sign up a new account each month?

I'm waiting for April 2006 to get back to me.

Translation:

I am a registered user since 2003, you are a 'newbie'. I am superiour.

RE*AC*TOR

Naked Lepper wrote:

I am superiour.

just...... beautiful.

Asok

noobs

Surrender

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

I thought it was funny :rolleyes:

Funny but harsh, truce?

RE*AC*TOR

Surrender wrote:

Funny but harsh, truce?

(>^_^)> <(^_^<)



*hug

Surrender

haha anyways back to the thread

Hagar

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Your village rang, they want you back.

If you had another brain it would be lonely.

I think they tied your navel too tightly.

You're all bowels and no balls.

r3nu4l

<incredulously>Of all the sperm that were released when your parents were humping, you were the best?</incredulously>

Do us all a favour, stop breathing!

People of your intelligence make me feel like a genius!

nesf

*raises an eyebrow*

RE*AC*TOR.....

Thou qualling malmsey-nosed boar-pig! Thou shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to th'heart, and there th'offending part burns and the deceiving part freezes. Thou artless half-faced mumble-news! Thou pribbling fen-sucked hugger-mugger! Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! Thou hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels. Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

hotnipples

He's so camp he shíts tent pegs

You've a face like a painters radio

Not even the tide would take you out

She has a face similiar to a bulldog chewing a wasp

RE*AC*TOR

nesf...



You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

Dun laoire

You're very special.

Jimi-Spandex

Everyone on this thread is a witless mong and reading your comments is about as amusing as a tumour.

Dun laoire

Jimi-Spandex wrote:

Everyone on this thread is a witless mong and reading your comments is about as amusing as a tumour.

Excellent:D

Hagar

Jimi-Spandex wrote:

Everyone on this thread is a witless mong and reading your comments is about as amusing as a tumour.

That would include you so...

All hail, Mong the Mirthless.

Surrender

You look like a bulldog thats just licked piss off a nettle

humanji

"Imagine feeling how she looks!"

Evil_Bilbo

that fella had a serious lack of oxegen in the birth canal