Liam asks Gwyneth to exorcise ghosts!

6th

Ok I've posted this in the Paranormal Forum but as alot of people dont go there i'm popping it on here - it just has to be read!

Liam Gallagher has enlisted the help of Gwyneth Paltrow - to rid his home of spirits.

Gallagher's believes the London house, which he shares with Nicole Appleton and son Gene, to be haunted. The singer has reported unexplained noises and footsteps recently, and has asked Paltrow for her guidance.

The actress has precious experience of this phenomenon, having hired a priest to rid her home of 'bad energy' earlier in the year.

A source told the Daily Star: "A week ago he lost his keys and then they turned up in a kitchen cupboard and no-one had moved them. And now two pans have gone missing. He is just asking Gwyneth what she did so he can follow suit."

Gallagher is said to be even looking for a new house, in case his problem cannot be resolved.

So even aging Oasis pugly gets the heebee geebees!

padi89

The Daily Star......meh:rolleyes:

Surrender

Liam Gallagher deserves abuse from the undead

6th

padi89 wrote:

The Daily Star......meh:rolleyes:

Are you questioning the validity of this article?!? ... yeah me too but still ... it makes a funny sketch play out in my head

padi89

Why of course its the Daily Star !

I know what your saying though,it would be funny to be a fly on the wall in that situation.

Maximilian

Hello, it sounds to me he has been taking too much cigarettes and alcohol or perhaps some magic pie if he thinks his house is invaded by spirits from up in the sky that cast no shadow

It definitely maybe possible but if its not hurting anyone maybe he should just roll with it for the time being, D'You Know What I Mean?

etc.

r3nu4l

Following on from that post by Maximilian...

It's a well known fact* that most spirits of the undead are imprisoned by their anger at something that happened when their life ended. If I was him I'd hold a seance in the house and say to them...

Don't look back in anger.

That would sort them out!

*please note that use fo the term "fact", may not actually constitute fact in this scenario. Other terms and conditions apply.

6th

i heard she could help hima nd now Scooby Doo and the gang are gonna give it a shot.

biko

Meh I don't give a feck about either Gallagher, Paltrow or ghosts.

Chinafoot

Man what a trashy tabloid title. Makes it sound like she was the one getting rid when all he did was ask her about a bloody priest.

Shame on you 6th. Shame. On. You.

monkeyfudge

How old is his son? Would he be of that difficult pan hidding and key moving age?

6th

peachypants wrote:

Man what a trashy tabloid title. Makes it sound like she was the one getting rid when all he did was ask her about a bloody priest.

Shame on you 6th. Shame. On. You.

Its Boards ....we love trash!