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Spiritus bites the bullet(s)

  • 22-06-2006 8:16am
    #1
    careca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭


    Big congrats to Ken (Spiritus) who recently got engaged to the lovely Helena. Wedding bells planned for November ,so time for Boardsies to get the suits dry-cleaned :)

    Let the poker-wedding jokes commence (no all in jokes allowed ;) )


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  • #2
    ollyk1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    WP Good luck Ken!


  • #3
    El Stuntman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    a full ring game, getting married


  • #4
    karlh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    poker game planned for the night before the wedding.

    i'm not joking.

    :)

    there'll be gambling in the pews!

    wd ken!


  • #5
    NickyOD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭NickyOD


    He only did it so he could qualify for the Limerick Poker Team. (She's from Newcastle West) :D

    j/k

    Well done sir.


  • #6
    Spiritus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Spiritus


    :) Thanks all, I wasnt expecting to be outed on the poker boards of all places.


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  • #7
    califano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,443 ✭✭✭califano


    Did she trap you or did you trap her or were you both slow playing eachother!?.

    GL!


  • #8
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    She called his all-in.


  • #9
    califano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,443 ✭✭✭califano


    Sangre wrote:
    She called his all-in.

    Bad Call!


  • #10
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I hope it doesn't end in a split pot!!!


  • #11
    An Gaiscíoch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭An Gaiscíoch


    He had the nuts on the turn, but by the river she owns them


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  • #12
    An Gaiscíoch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭An Gaiscíoch


    An Gaisc&#237 wrote: »
    He had the nuts on the turn, but by the river she owns them

    That was terrible sorry !!!!!


  • #13
    El Stuntman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    be warned young Ken...my wife is very fond of raiding 'our' poker winnings to buy assorted goods and services (latest purchases being a trip to Barcelona and a frickin' dog...ffs!!)

    but it doesn't seem to work the same way when I lose....hmmmm

    who says women don't understand poker????


  • #14
    Ollieboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,070 ✭✭✭Ollieboy


    marriage is like a deck of cards,

    she needs a heart to love you,
    a diamond to marry you,
    a club to beat you with,
    and a spade to bury you with.

    gl mate and wp.


  • #15
    Spiritus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Spiritus


    Ollieboy wrote:
    ...

    a club to beat you with,
    and a spade to bury you with.

    ...

    Whoa :eek:


  • #16
    Hectorjelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    Congratulations Ken!


  • #17
    cardshark202
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,434 ✭✭✭cardshark202


    Nice one Ken, best of luck.


  • #18
    An Gaiscíoch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭An Gaiscíoch


    Congrats m8. Does this mean she gets half of your poker winnings ???!!!


  • #19
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    On the wedding day I dare you to run back down the aisle screaming "I was bluffing!!" :)


    Seriously though, WP Ken I'm chuffed for you.

    DeV.


  • #20
    An Gaiscíoch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭An Gaiscíoch


    DeVore wrote:
    On the wedding day I dare you to run back down the aisle screaming "I was bluffing!!" :)




    DeV.

    So that'll be a wedding and a funeral on the same day . . .


  • #21
    BigDragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭BigDragon


    An Gaisc&#237 wrote: »
    Congrats m8. Does this mean she gets half of your poker winnings ???!!!
    Ken's a smart fella (say...PRENUP....). Seriously, congrats m8.


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  • #22
    Spiritus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Spiritus


    I do have a prenup :)


  • #23
    Doc Farrell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,882 ✭✭✭Doc Farrell


    I was wondering why you were hanging around the tantric sex books in the shop today..... (true story)

    planning the honeymoon?

    hehe!

    congratulations Ken and I wish you both truly all the best. d.

    edit: (not a true story)


  • #24
    Hectorjelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    Spiritus wrote:
    I do have a prenup :)

    Seriously? I thought they were just for americans


  • #25
    karlh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    Hectorjelly wrote:
    Seriously? I thought they were just for americans


    ....and poker players :)


  • #26
    MrPillowTalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭MrPillowTalk


    marriage...............................................bad beat!


    Im surprised it took that long for that one to be said.

    gg wp nh ul :D

    congrats


  • #27
    mewso
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 9,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    Great news Ken. Congrats.


  • #28
    RoundTower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭RoundTower


    congrats Ken.


  • #29
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Spiritus wrote:
    I do have a prenup :)
    So do you officially get to pok-'er now? ;)


  • #30
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    *Pheeeeeeeeeeew* RED CARD Victor, Unnecessary Roughness, 20 minute sin-bin. 10-yard penalty! ;)

    DeV.


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  • #31
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Hey, I knew her (socially) before he did. :p


  • #32
    Hectorjelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    DeVore wrote:
    *Pheeeeeeeeeeew* RED CARD Victor, Unnecessary Roughness, 20 minute sin-bin. 10-yard penalty! ;)

    DeV.

    that was the only joke that was even remotely funny!


  • #33
    Hectorjelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    Victor wrote:
    Hey, I knew her (socially) before he did. :p

    its all fair game then! Just make sure you change the sheets


  • #34
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Hey I said socially, not biblicly.


  • #35
    TacT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭TacT


    nice one Ken, congratulations! :)

    lol ollie :eek:


  • #36
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Congrats,Marriage is harder than Poker...much harder.


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  • #37
    Davey Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭Davey Devil


    Congrats Ken.


  • #38
    Iago
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭Iago


    great news Ken, congrats.


  • #39
    gerire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭gerire


    So ken's going out with this girl for a while and proposes with his old poker line "and the rest..."

    Congrats Ken gl


  • #40
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Dub13 wrote:
    Congrats,Marriage is harder than Poker...much harder.
    By the sounds of things so is Victor...... :eek:

    DeV.


  • #41
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    I forgot to add that there is a huge Rake in Marriage.I have been trying to sort out a marriage rake back deal for 2 years now and not having any luck,does anybody have any links that may help me out I have checked Bonus Whores* but nothing.


    * First tip do not refer to your new better half as a Whore,I did this at a stage of our honeymoon they do not think this is funny they have a different sense of humor.


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  • #42
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    They don't like being called 'wench' either which is odd of them.:confused::confused:


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