Leprechauns - speak out! [THREAD O THE MONTH]

simu

Reliable studies show that 2% of boards users are leprachauns. Well, although I'm not one, I feel I must stand up for this minority group. No longer ought leprachauns hide behind their pots of gold at the end of rainbows tbh.

So, I thought it would be good to do a thread about leprechaun culture (there's so much more to it than Darby O'Gill - reprazent!), day to day experiences of being a leprechaun in contemporary Irish society, integration of leprechauns in the wider community - do you feel you get treated fairly?, the woeful under-representation of leprechauns in the Dáil and Seanad, dating between leprechauns and non-leprechauns and so on. There's a lot to discuss really...

Zombienosh

most leprechauns have crocks of gold
most boards users have crocks of ****

theres a similarity

nesf

Moved.

simu

AlcoholicA wrote:

most leprechauns have crocks of gold
most boards users have crocks of ****

theres a similarity

So, would boards leprchauns users have two seperate crocks or mix it all in the one big crock, I wonder?

Zombienosh

simu wrote:

So, would boards leprchauns users have two seperate crocks or mix it all in the one big crock, I wonder?

there lies the pickle...

scojones

I'm The Leprechaun.

simu

Well, what is in your crock then? If it's not indiscreet...

Zombienosh

sjones wrote:

I'm The Leper.

there is a difference.

Black Swan

My crock is filled with something golden, but it's butter, not gold. Does that count?

Rozabeez

/me slaps Blue_Lagoon

NO IT DOESN'T COUNT! How tall are you?! eh?! 5 ft something? imposter.

amp

i TOLD YOU THEY WERE AFTER MY ****ING LUCKY CHARMS!!!1111TY

Rozabeez

*shoves amp's head into a box of lucky charms*

Its ok amp, its ok. Breathe!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

How could you steal poor amps lucky charms... just look at him, all happy and loving!

Rozabeez

Wow, that's one damn good picture of amp, you must have followed him for weeks to get that one!!


All I got for my months and months of stalking amp was a restraining order.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Restraining order?
Stalking???

HE keeps sending me pictures of HIM!!!

This is the only one of him he sent wearing cloths!!! :eek:

Sarky

Belligerant drinking short bloke?

Yup, that's Amp all over...

Rhyme

Leprechauns are extinct

BlueSpiral

Shut up, the lot ta ya!

No one is going to represent me and my people.

You mean people killed most of us during the Great Kerry Burnout of 1979!:mad:

/me dances to roleplay moodmusic

Sarky

biko

This is a real letter to the Galway Advertiser, I have the paper clipping at home.

Dear Editor,
I post this letter on my departure from Ireland, with a heavy heart.

On my recent visit to Ireland I briefly took in the enchanting city of Galway and quite frankly I was a little disturbed by what I saw. I am from New York and as a little girl growing up I have been made aware that these little guys' main purpose is to entertain us tourists, how and ever, as I prepared to board my flight to Ireland I was filled with excitement as I was finally going to come face to face with a real live leprechaun.

I spent four weeks touring Ireland, north to south, east to west, and I didn't even see one. It was only while walking down Eyre Square that the reason for this became clear - as one of the local pubs was clearly stating the fact that they "no longer test their shirts on leprechauns," it's obvious that you no longer think you require the benefits of the leprechaun, don't you realise your country is nothing but fields and trees without them.

I was enraged at this. I understand that the introduction of the euro may have slowed things in Ireland down a little, but for pity's sake, the tourists are still travelling to your country and to be blatantly honest, I feel we are being cheated out of appreciating the little guys.

I ask you has it really come to this in Ireland, that the leprechauns are being relegated to the menial job of testing the durability of cotton? You have tarnished your culture. You have tarnished the spirit of the leprechaun. These little guys are the reason your land is so popular; they are the tradition that brings us Americans to your country, and mark my words, if these little guys aren't reinstated, it will be the reason we never return.

Yours,
Mary-Ann Durtz,
New York.

simu

BlueSpiral wrote:

Shut up, the lot ta ya!

No one is going to represent me and my people.

You mean people killed most of us during the Great Kerry Burnout of 1979!:mad:

/me dances to roleplay moodmusic

I was only trying to empower you to empower yourself.

Sarky

Y'see, this is why feminism was such a bad idea...

simu

leprechaunism has studied the problems of feminism and will avoid them. it'll be the coolest fight-da-status-quo evah tbh

Earthhorse

Did you know that:

- 60% of all Leprechauns report being passed over for promotion because their managers didn't see them.

- 3,000 incidents of Lucky Charm theft were reported to the Gards in 2005, up 3% on 2004. The actual number of thefts is believed to be higher as Gards do not take the issue seriously.

- Although the Irish government gave special dispensation to Leprechauns to build casinos they are only allowed do so on Indian burial grounds.

These are the FACTS and no amount of boobery will disclose them!

6th

IIs anyone aware of LeprePorn? ... its a real subcompany responsible for the F*cked in Ireland movies!

simu

6th wrote:

IIs anyone aware of LeprePorn? ... its a real subcompany responsible for the F*cked in Ireland movies!

Nah, there's a far dark greener underworld than that...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

simu wrote:

Nah, there's a far dark greener underworld than that...

Dont do it Simu... once you get hooked in by the flashing green neon lights you can never return!!!!












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