What Have I Done

LegacyUser

Ok, Long story short, holiday with mates, one night got really drunk and high,didnt know what was going on, ended up in a brothel.(im a virgin or was), but couldnt perform at all cuz i thought it was weird so i left.
2 questions; 1.is there something wrong that i couldnt perform?
2.how the **** can i say i lost it too a hooker? maybe it dosent count since i didnt feel anything and left early......

Dragan

1) You were hammered dude, it happens. And it will most likely happen again at some point in your life so don't dwell on it.

2) Doesn't really matter anyway, would you rather say "to some drunk chick after a school disco?" besides, if you couldn't perform i would be unsure how you lost your virginity in the first place. Without being crude it normally takes the whole act to be considered a "first time".

killswitch

Answer to Q1....u cudnt perform cos (a) it was ur first time and (b) u were pissed and stoned
Answer to Q2...who cares where u lost ur virginity or even who to...at least it wasnt sober with some fat chick or whatever......

CASE CLOSED

Darragh29

killswitch wrote:

Answer to Q1....u cudnt perform cos (a) it was ur first time and (b) u were pissed and stoned
Answer to Q2...who cares where u lost ur virginity or even who to...at least it wasnt sober with some fat chick or whatever......

CASE CLOSED

Sing along to Afroman song...!

I lost my cherry in a brothel because I got high,
I could barely shag the hooker that night because I was high,
Now I'm embarrassed on boards.ie and I don't know why????
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high!!!

C'mon, you can't say it's off topic, just a little afternoon light humour!

shinners007

ha ha brill darragh...

op try forget about it things happen, since you couldnt maintain ur erection (as it was ur first time,totally ok) surly it doesnt really count. but it down to experience.

try again minus the hooker, booze and drugs then im sure you'l be grand mate!!!!

Epicpriest

Similar thing happened to Darragh. He got a cavity search in the airport and thought for months that he'd lost his veirginity ha ha!

Nah on topic though. it doesn't matter mate. Lots of factors were involved. None of us lost our virginitys to the ones we loved hehe

Darragh29

I hope she didn't have the cheek to charge ya OP!?!?!

dudara

While I quite liked the song, lets stay on topic

Darragh29

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dudara

@Darragh29 Final warning. Please keep on topic.

chamlis

You don't need to be high to lose it. Alcohol has that effect. A bottle of 12 year old jameson will do the trick I've found to my dismay...

Man, THAT was a wasted oportunity. Ugh.

quad_red

Dude, do you think people generally tell the truth regarding:

a) no of partners?
b) where/when/what age they lost their virginities?
c) any sexual malfunctions they may have had?

No.

So why the hell do you have to? Make up whatever you want.

And the demon narcotics can be a disaster when it comes to hiding the sausage.

Ahem. So I've heard....

Miss Fluff

hobo566 wrote:

but couldnt perform at all cuz i thought it was weird so i left.............................
2 questions; 1.is there something wrong that i couldnt perform?

Think you've answered your own question there mate.

I seriously wouldn't give it any more thought and nobody has to know you lost your V-reg to a hooker (unless you wish to tell them that is).

Surrender

I woulden't worry about it mate, you were pi**ed(explaining poor performance) and you lost your virginity to a prostitute, who cares, you shoulden't. Every man struggles when alcohol takes over and losing your virginity isin't that big a deal anyway, I'd think of it as more of a -"Why didn't I try this before"- kida thing. You've done nothing wrong, go and try it a second time less inebriated. Should be more fun:)

Epicpriest

Surrender wrote:

I woulden't worry about it mate, you were pi**ed(explaining poor performance) and you lost your virginity to a prostitute, who cares, you shoulden't. Every man struggles when alcohol takes over and losing your virginity isin't that big a deal anyway, I'd think of it as more of a -"Why didn't I try this before"- kida thing. You've done nothing wrong, go and try it a second time less inebriated. Should be more fun:)

Virginity is nothing. To girls who think they're princesses it may be. Who think they're gonna be whisked up by an emotianl italian stallion who owns his own palace, and they loose it together on the beach as the sun is going down....

Blah. Get it over and done with. Otherwise you will waste your life. It's a physical act. We're animals. Animals don't care about virginity. Humans have set up rules for themselves where by the Female dominates. Even unatractive ones who are horrible people etc can basically pick and choose what they want. It's wrong. I say, get whatever you want, where you want.. when you want.

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Epicpriest wrote:

Blah. Get it over and done with. Otherwise you will waste your life. It's a physical act. We're animals. Animals don't care about virginity. Humans have set up rules for themselves where by the Female dominates. Even unatractive ones who are horrible people etc can basically pick and choose what they want. It's wrong. I say, get whatever you want, where you want.. when you want.

Here, here!!
Fcuk them all is my motto (or at least as many as is humanly possible).

It was defo the alcohol that caused the problem. Next time try and not be so drunk.

Nevyn

No but I can say that it is not helpful
Darragh29 this is your last warning you be be banned for your next infraction.
Do read the charter and abide by the rules when posting.
Thaedydal

LegacyUser

cheers, its actually not that bad now. kinda cool actually