Till then-ten

Swan Knight

When the clock strikes ten,
you shall seek the Fox's den.
Everywhere you may look,
from mossy crag to stoney nook.
But we meet only at ten,
and not before then.:p

Sarky

/me begins a rhyme-off

I'm afraid that your wee rhyme
Is nowhere near sublime.
You should have stayed in bed
And read a book instead.

FlutterinBantam

from stoney crag to mossy nook would have been better

---

The fox came out and peered around
To see if tasties could be found
he saw a bantam stout and plump
and buckled his legs with a mighty thump

---

Rhyme

These rhymes they hurt my head
Despite my username instead
Stick it to a solid scheme
Or taste my pain, within my dream

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I like cake,
Indeed i do,
I wouldnt like it,
in my shoe!

Blush_01

There was pie.
Now there's none.
Where, oh where,
has the pie gone?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Blush is lush,
She has a brush,
If you're being loud
She'll tell you to shush.
You better hurry,
She's in a rush!

Sarky

You people clearly do not understand the concept of a rhyme off.

Earthhorse

And now to apply to my boss for some time off.

tbh

Sarky wrote:

You people clearly do not understand the concept of a rhyme off.

oh sarky, why do you complain
when anyone with half a brain
could see your rhyme-off wouldn't work
these things turn into a circle jerk
if you're in the mood for literary sh1teing
best go back to creative writing.

Black Swan

The clock struck ten
In the morning then
But he meant night
Now we're in a fight.

Matt Holck

does control drown to the greatest din
word count flooding barriers with in
wash out carriers away the thin
thickets cover common opinion

Black Swan

The clock's now reset
To another day and time
But I still sit and fret
For the forthcoming chime.

FlutterinBantam

As I sit on the pan and survey the clock
I unload the goods with a meaty"thwock"
The second hand turns and is on its way
And I'm rarin to go for the rest of the day

Rhyme

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I unload the goods with a meaty"thwock"

...Did you just knock one out?

Exams were here and now they're there
Results arrived with marks less fair
I seem to be repeating a few
How many of you, in DCU?

Black Swan

Wandered about Trinity
But no more this day,
Now fiction's my affinity
At the beach where I play.

FlutterinBantam

Rhyme wrote:

...Did you just knock one out?

Exams were here and now they're there
Results arrived with marks less fair
I seem to be repeating a few
How many of you, in DCU?

Aye... crimped one off

Demetrius

She Grace's the beach
In her girlish way
Ready to aright wrongs
All in her day's play

Ridire_Dubh

What are these 50 big ones
Demetrius I say?
All in a day's work,
Or in a day's play?

There once was a woman from Nantucket ..

Sarky

The rumours surrounding whom were GREATLY exaggerated.

Capt'n Midnight

Mary had a little bear,
To it she was so kind,
So everywhere that Mary went,
You saw her bear - running along beside her


Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.


Mary had a little lamb,
She thought him very silly,
She threw him up into the air,
And caught him by his,


Mary had a little sheep,
And in her bed she let it sleep,
She did not know it was a ram,
Till Mary had a little lamb.


Mary had a little lamb,
that tale we've heard before
but then she passed her plate along
and had a little more



When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor cried and cried,
but when Old McDonald had a farm
The poor lad nearly died



Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school,
Between two hunks of bread.



Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb didn't, because Mary was a selfish bitch.


Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.


Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was sodden red;
The reason for it was you see,
It had a pick-axe through its head.


Mary had a little lamb,
A giraffe and zebra too,
By the time she'd finished,
She'd f*cked the whole damn zoo.

Capt'n Midnight

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they'd fall off.


Mary had a little lamb.
It was full of fun and frolics.
It tried to jump a five bar gate.
And landed on its little legs.


Mary had a little lamb,
The news made every front page,
With pictures of her being taken to jail,
Cause you see, he was under age.


Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
and to all the local gentry
It was fifty quid a go!


Mary had a little dress,
The skirt was split in half.
And every step that Mary took,
The boys would see her calf.

Mary had a little skirt
Split right up the sides,
And every time she wore that skirt
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another dress,
Split right up the front..
But she didn't wear that one!


Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was slightly grey,
It didn't have a father,
just some borrowed DNA.



Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce
Now everywhere that Mary goes
The lamb goes too, of course


Mary had a little lamb.
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb jumped out
The others tried to put it back again.


I know one about a vampire called Mabel, but on second thoughts..

Black Swan

Swan Knight
Where does light
Glow this day
Come what may?

Is it too distant
From my tent
To reach your ear
And make you dear?

While friends proposition
My lonely condition
I sit by this board
With heart striking cord.

FlutterinBantam

I sat alone in my canvas tent
With a sputterin gash it was badly rent
I'm face to fang with a grizzley bear
With a clatter of daggins stickin to his hair

Swan Knight

The Swan Knight is here
Ready for joust or jeer
Either are to his taste
"Draw now or make haste!"

For his rivals are many
Both brutish and canny
Ready to sneak and steal
His sweetheart dear

With one so sweet and glib
And other packing a fierce left jib
He shall parry their thrusts
Borne of jealousy and lust

pantar_dubh

Pantar dubh
Licks mouth
Fangs out
Tail swish
Claws sprung!

Growls now
On prowl
For night
Till day
You hid?

Sniffs air
Looks about
No prints
To follow
This day?

homah_7ft

A Mars a day. Enough said.