25 Newspaper Hedlines

RiderOnTheStorm · 20-06-2006 10:51am #1

The top 25 real newspaper headlines of 1999
(ok, I know its old, but funny is funny, right?)

25. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

24. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

23. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

22. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

21. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

20. Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

19. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

18. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over

17. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

15. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

14. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

12. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

11. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

10. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

9. War Dims Hope For Peace

8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

7. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

6. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

5. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

4. Astronaut Takes Credit for Gas in Space

3. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

And the number 1 headline:

1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead