Boards Survivor II - Round 0 Part I

OFDM

Boards Survivor II has begun. There are 38 entrants divided amoung 4 four polls. Vote for who you want to be ELIMINATED from the competition. The top 5 contestants in each poll when each poll closes will be ELIMINATED. You may vote in each poll. The polls will be public. The 38 contestants will be those listed in PowerhouseDan's post here. If for any reason he has misinterpreted the entry rules and listed someone who shouldn't be or failed to include someone that should be there, then TOUGH.

After Round 0 Part I, 18 conestants will remain. Two more polls will then be set up with 9 survivors in each. The top 5 in each poll will be ELIMINATED. Eight survivors will remain and enter the competition proper.

You have 4 days to vote. Use your votes wisely. My decision is FINAL.

Let the harshness begin...

Poll 1 of 4
Poll 2 of 4
Poll 3 of 4
Poll 4 of 4

Julep's already got a vote, as does PigHead.

PowerHouseDan

Nice one ODFM

BlueSpiral

*dances*

Hope I can be the dark horse, though I've already got one vote.

Well done OFDM

OFDM

One of the contestants on PHD's list is petermonaghan - is this LOTP?

YeatsCounty

OFDM wrote:

One of the contestants on PHD's list is petermonaghan - is this LOTP?

I'm pretty certain that it is. Best to wait until he confirms it himself though.

Nearly finished voting.

scojones

I want to play.

OFDM

It looks like monkeyfudge quoted and edited PHD's list in the Call for Contestants thread and added petermonaghan after LOTP expressed interest. I assume PHD just added to that list afterwards.

So monkeyfudge, this is all your fault!!!

Assume petermonaghan = LOTP...

scojones

OFDM wrote:

It looks like monkeyfudge quoted and edited PHD's list in the Call for Contestants thread and added petermonaghan after LOTP expressed interest. I assume PHD just added to that list afterwards.

So monkeyfudge, this is all your fault!!!

Assume petermonaghan = LOTP...

Sarge is going to new zealand in a few days. Any chance I could take his place?

PowerHouseDan

You had a week to take part

scojones

Have a heart! I think I was a day late requesting to be added.

OFDM

sjones wrote:

Sarge is going to new zealand in a few days. Any chance I could take his place?

If Sarge drops out in this thread in the NEXT TWO HOURS, I'll think about it. Otherwise you'll have to wait for next year.

120 minutes and counting....

scojones

OFDM wrote:

If Sarge drops out in this thread in the NEXT TWO HOURS, I'll think about it. Otherwise you'll have to wait for next year.

120 minutes and counting....

Awh man, he's not even online! Why not just give me his position, and if he objects then kick me out? It's a Saturday evening, he's off in the pub.

PowerHouseDan

The Master has spoken.

Ruu_Old

Oh this could be interesting, an entry that comes in at the last minute

PowerHouseDan

I think what OFDM has said is fair enough. 2 Hours......

Pighead

PowerHouseDan you maggot. How dare you vote out Pighead. May a pox strike both you and your relations. Pighead will survive this affront to hos character and come the next round I shall be gunning for you. Booo to you.

Out of curiousity OFDM, how do you decide the 5th person to go out if there is a tie? Same with other ties.

PowerHouseDan

Had to vote someone and that someone just happened to be you

Edit actually no because i not going voting on pote 1-2

scojones

Pighead wrote:

PowerHouseDan you maggot. How dare you vote out Pighead. May a pox strike both you and your relations. Pighead will survive this affront to hos character and come the next round I shall be gunning for you. Booo to you.

There's a plot against us Pighead. We shall overcome it!

EDIT: Pighead, you voted me out. I'll have you!

Nightwish

I'm in???what do I have to do?

PowerHouseDan

Come on ODFM, you cant remain neutral.

scojones

Question: If I am allowed in, should the votes in up until when I'm let in be discarded as votes for Sarge, and not for sjones?

OFDM

Myth wrote:

Out of curiousity OFDM, how do you decide the 5th person to go out if there is a tie? Same with other ties.

You can bring a horse to water but you can't make him jump a fence while crossing a bridge until he come's to it.

sjones wrote:

Awh man, he's not even online! Why not just give me his position, and if he objects then kick me out? It's a Saturday evening, he's off in the pub.

You're not even a contestant yet and already you can't hack the harshness.

97 minutes and counting....

OFDM

PowerHouseDan wrote:

Come on ODFM, you cant remain neutral.

That's what casting votes are for...

sjones wrote:

Question: If I am allowed in, should the votes in up until when I'm let in be discarded as votes for Sarge, and not for sjones?

Stop whining!!!

R0ot

Don't vote fore me and also check out my bf2 history vid http://media.putfile.com/EA-Are-They-Taking-the-PISS

scojones

OFDM wrote:

You're not even a contestant yet and already you can't hack the harshness.

96 minutes and counting....

Your clock fails it.

OFDM

Nightwish wrote:

I'm in???what do I have to do?

Beg...


89 minutes and counting....

Goodshape

I just voted for the names I don't recognise this round.

Nightwish

as long as I dont have to take my top off like I did when I wanted those nice stars under my name...

scojones

OFDM wrote:

That's what casting votes are for...


Stop whining!!!

I never liked you anyway, ya big horses arse! Hehe.

monkeyfudge

OFDM wrote:

It looks like monkeyfudge quoted and edited PHD's list in the Call for Contestants thread and added petermonaghan after LOTP expressed interest. I assume PHD just added to that list afterwards.

So monkeyfudge, this is all your fault!!!

Assume petermonaghan = LOTP...

I'm pretty sure I'd remember doing something as complicated as that.

But yes.. LOTP is petermonaghan.

Anyone know what LOTP stands for? Lord of the Penis?

PowerHouseDan

WHAT!!!!! And there is me paying, i would of gladly take off my top... Wondering what you have to do to become a mod!

Nightwish wrote:

as long as I dont have to take my top off like I did when I wanted those nice stars under my name...

scojones

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm pretty sure I'd remember doing something as complicated as that.

But yes.. LOTP is petermonaghan.

Anyone know what LOTP stands for? Lord of the Penis?

Lover of the Penis tbh.

Pighead

sjones, Pighead didn't vote for you. I voted for that big ninny Sarge.
Oh and I see I have 7 votes now and am odds on favourite to be voted out.
If any mods are reading this Pighead just wants them to know that I am more than willing to perform fellatio or cunnilingus on them if they rig the vote.

If the blokes don't like the idea of man on man action the good news is my sister is available too. Don't let me be ousted!

scojones

PowerHouseDan wrote:

Wondering what you have to do to become a mod!

Be nice to sjones, let him in survivor regardless of what OFDM says. Then you'll get your modship, and a bottle of wine, some chocolates, and lube as necessary.

scojones

Pighead wrote:

sjones, Pighead didn't vote for you. I voted for that big ninny Sarge.
Oh and I see I have 7 votes now and am odds on favourite to be voted out.
If any mods are reading this Pighead just wants them to know that I am more than willing to perform fellatio or cunnilingus on them if they rig the vote.

If the blokes don't like the idea of man on man action the good news is my sister is available too. Don't let me be ousted!

I'm on your side Pighead. The contest will be rubbish without him!

Ozzy

2 against me?...
First my puppy dies now this. Thanks Sparky-s & Tjarn.

*sigh*

Nightwish

Pighead stays if he fulfils his pledge to whore himself out!

Ruu_Old

Nightwish wrote:

Pighead stays if he fulfils his pledge to whore himself out!

I thought he did already?

mad m

Well theres my votes in,I closed my eyes and clicked......:D

Cuddlesworth

I think people are voting for me because they dont know me. Well I'm 22 and I have always wondered how long you can live in a carboard box for. Vote for Pighead to try it out on the Island.

Nightwish

Ruu wrote:

I thought he did already?

who was his victim?

scojones

Nightwish wrote:

who was his victim?

CSG. He has 'the itch' now.

Pighead

Nightwish wrote:

Pighead stays if he fulfils his pledge to whore himself out!

Pighead has never felt as whory as he has done now I'll do anything. ANYTHING!

Pighead

sjones wrote:

CSG. He has 'the itch' now.

Disclaimer: "Anything" obviously excludes anything got to do with CSG. Nothing is worth that. Pighead hasn't has knob rot in months and intends to keep it that way.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Pighead wrote:

Pighead has never felt as whory as he has done now I'll do anything. ANYTHING!

//Points to SJones... Prove it!!!

scojones

Pighead wrote:

Disclaimer: "Anything" obviously excludes anything got to do with CSG. Nothing is worth that. Pighead hasn't has knob rot in months and intends to keep it that way.

Isn't it permanent Pighead? Did she show up at yours with a bag of toys too? IIRC, she was after your sister too!

scojones

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

//Points to SJones... Prove it!!!

Point elsewhere ya bastard!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Its too late for that Sjones...
Brace your self, he's lubing up!!!

Pighead

sjones wrote:

Isn't it permanent Pighead? Did she show up at yours with a bag of toys too? IIRC, she was after your sister too!

Yep she called round all right and managed to get past security and into my house. Fortunately Pighead forseen such an event and was safely locked away in his anti-CSG cage. Unfortunately my pet horse sugarlumps didn't make it into the cage in time and was given the full CSG treatment. Poor poor sugarlumps.:(