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Multiple page hit script

  • 15-06-2006 5:47pm
    #1
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Ok guys can someone help me with a practical joke? Someone I know is obsessed with their bebo and how many thousands of hits they have. I couldn't care less, but if I suddenly got loads of hits and overtook them it would really piss them off, and it would be very funny for me and my mates... Yes i know its really stupid and childish but can anyone tell me how to achieve this?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you cant... I imagine unless bebo were open source you wouldn't be able to, because bebo's database keeps track of page hits...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Well, you could have a script which just loads your page over and over and over. Once every ten seconds say. Pointless though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,099 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    seamus wrote:
    Well, you could have a script which just loads your page over and over and over. Once every ten seconds say. Pointless though.
    I doubt that would work either. Any decent hit counter would take the session into account so it would still only register as one hit.


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Ahh, ok I kind of had an idea that might be the case.. ok thanks anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭PhantomBeaker


    Look into Perl and the LWP modules. They might help you out a bit.

    Probably won't work though... while they'll most likely count as seperate sessions, you'll be coming from the same IP each time.

    There again, hits from behind something like a proxy would still count as seperate hits so I dunno...


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