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Fainting Goats

  • 15-06-2006 12:20pm
    #1
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.qarxis.com/Fainting_Goats.

    Check out this video of a strange breed of US goat who faints when it gets scared. Its muscles freeze for up to 10 seconds when startled and the poor goat ends up collapsing and fainting.

    Apparently the older goats have cottoned on to this fact and often can be found looking leaning against walls to prevent them falling when they get scared.

    Pighead guarantees that if this breed of goat is ever bred in Cork, sales of Monster Masks and condoms will go through the roof.


Comments

  • #2
    Gosh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Gosh


    Not much good if you're being chased by something that wants to eat you :D


  • #3
    mr_disc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭mr_disc


    good vid !, i think the one they interview is a bit of a goat herself !


  • #4
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    mr_disc wrote:
    good vid !, i think the one they interview is a bit of a goat herself !

    If by "bit of a goat" you mean extremely sexy and eminently rideable then yes, indeed she is a bit of a goat. Pighead wouldn't mind scaring her with his big cock and making her faint thank you very much.


  • #5
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead wouldn't mind scaring her with his big cock and making her faint thank you very much.

    Ah come on. That cock you keep in your garden isn't too scary. Even the pigeons aren't afraid of him.


  • #6
    PowerHouseDan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,658 ✭✭✭PowerHouseDan


    Did you think that up all by yourself?
    Pighead wrote:

    Pighead guarantees that if this breed of goat is ever bred in Cork, sales of Monster Masks and condoms will go through the roof.


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  • #7
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    sjones wrote:
    Ah come on. That cock you keep in your garden isn't too scary. Even the pigeons aren't afraid of him.
    You've only seen my cock in its placid and non excitable guise, when it gets excited believe me its a scary scary sight.

    "Run for the hills" they shriek "Pigheads large salivating cock is loose again"

    Anyway fainting goats eh


  • #8
    mr_disc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭mr_disc


    Pighead.... standards my friend...... standards !!


  • #9
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Why would they need condoms?


  • #10
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Pighead wrote:
    You've only seen my cock in its placid and non excitable guise, when it gets excited believe me its a scary scary sight.

    "Run for the hills" they shriek "Pigheads large salivating cock is loose again"

    Anyway fainting goats eh

    Haha, you've a great imagination there Pighead. What exactly were you searching for when you found these fainting goats eh?


  • #11
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    For fear of foot and mouth disease i would imagine.


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  • #12
    Gosh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Gosh


    Pighead wrote:
    You've only seen my cock in its placid and non excitable guise, when it gets excited believe me its a scary scary sight.

    "Run for the hills" they shriek "Pigheads large salivating cock is loose again"
    Perhaps that's why the goats fainted ??


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pighead wrote:
    You've only seen my cock in its placid and non excitable guise, when it gets excited believe me its a scary scary sight.

    "Run for the hills" they shriek "Pigheads large salivating cock is loose again"

    Anyway fainting goats eh
    Are you trying to act like some girl (who will remain nameless) on here with your potty mouth?

    To hell with you, PigFace!!!


  • #14
    mr_disc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭mr_disc


    Pigface will know be known as Goatface !


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