If you had a tail, what would...............

Funsterdelux

Just thinking there, on my luch break, loosely defined, with a banana on my desk here in front of me, what would I do if I had a tail, well it would have to be on like a spider monkey or equal, handy to have around, nearly an extra hand, some might say.
So what would you do if you had a tail?

Sarky

Shoot myself.

The world does not need another furry.

fuzzywiggle

I'd like to have a furry tail so I could stroke it all day. mmmmm fur

Terry

i'd choke the next person to start a charlie haughey thread.

Rb

julep wrote:

i'd choke the next person to start a charlie haughey thread.

Ooh, good choice.

Archeron

I'd visit the homes of all the people I dont like, and use it to brush all their valuables off their mantlepieces while claiming that its not my fault because I cant control it.

Funsterdelux

Archeron wrote:

I'd visit the homes of all the people I dont like, and use it to brush all their valuables off their mantlepieces while claiming that its not my fault because I cant control it.

lol, genius

delly

Is this not why TCN was invented?

Funsterdelux

This is one that flew over it!, anyway, who cares, we are all amigos here!

Ivan

I'd use the extra time I'd save from being able to multi-task, to design a chair comfortable for people with a tail.

I'd make millions!

Miss Fluff

I'd wrap it around my neck on cold days, better than any scarf, and you'd never lose it

monkeyfudge

What do you mean 'if'?

Mine is very long and thrashes about the place when I get angry.

Funsterdelux

I just got it there, one could read the paper while, either smoking something/drinking a nice cup o tea, wipe one's arse all at the same time.
F**kin evolution.

Pherekydes

Funsterdelux wrote:

So what would you do if you had a tail?

Give us a hint. What type of animal...

Or is the question, "What would you do if you had a tail (in your present body)?"

eiretamicha

Funsterdelux wrote:

Just thinking there, on my luch break, loosely defined, with a banana on my desk here in front of me, what would I do if I had a tail, well it would have to be on like a spider monkey or equal, handy to have around, nearly an extra hand, some might say.
So what would you do if you had a tail?

Someone's been playing too much FF7...:p

Actually, I've always thought about that. I'd love to have a tail, I mean seriously...how cute would that be? Wouldn't be cute to catch fleas though...;)

Archeron

eiretamicha wrote:

Wouldn't be cute to catch fleas though...;)

Unless you could catch them, train them and charge for entry to your new four ring flea circus.

People with tails selling a show performed by insects that think they're people. How can it not work?

eiretamicha

Archeron wrote:

Unless you could catch them, train them and charge for entry to your new four ring flea circus.

People with tails selling a show performed by insects that think they're people. How can it not work?

Good God! You're brilliant!

Karl Hungus

If I had a tail, I'd probably get arrested for sexual harrasment.

EamonnKeane

Can you imagine models swishing their tail as they turned on a catalogue? A nude photo where the woman coyly covers her nipples with her tail?

Ruu_Old

Id beat people with it most likely, cause some sort of trouble anyway

Mossy Monk

strangle myself

dubtom

I have a tail but it's at the front....

ahem.

Agamemnon

I'd use it to perform a one-man spit roasting of a lady friend.

eiretamicha

agamemnon wrote:

I'd use it to perform a one-man spit roasting of a lady friend.

Oh my. *giggle*

OctavarIan

I'd make the monkeys in the zoo jealous of it.

Rhyme

Funsterdelux wrote:

So what would you do if you had a tail?

Cut holes in my pants...

Black Swan

Had a tail? I would swat those nosey people who keep trying to sneak a peek at what's on my laptop screen.

Idgeitman

freak people out, stand on the bus then randomly tip people on the shoulder, and then they'd see me with my arms crossed.


.. then they'd get even more freaked out when they realise I have a tail.

Funsterdelux

I know, I'd join the circus.

tbh

Funsterdelux wrote:

Just thinking there, on my luch break, loosely defined, with a banana on my desk here in front of me, what would I do if I had a tail, well it would have to be on like a spider monkey or equal, handy to have around, nearly an extra hand, some might say.
So what would you do if you had a tail?

I'd just like to interrupt the proceedings at this early stage to applaud you for being able to think like that on your lunch break.

It costs me time and money to get to that state. You are magnificent.

Funsterdelux

tbh wrote:

I'd just like to interrupt the proceedings at this early stage to applaud you for being able to think like that on your lunch break.

It costs me time and money to get to that state. You are magnificent.

Thanks very much, I try my best.