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French Foreign Legion, I'm joining

  • 13-06-2006 12:38AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭


    I have my bag packed beside me. The talk, dreams are over. In the year Italy will win the world cup, i bid you farewell. love you


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Deadly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Goodluck.

    I remember watching a programme on the French Foreign Legion, certainly looks very tough, emotionally and physically. However im sure you ll be a stronger man for it. Good luck :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭neGev


    Prepare to get treated like SHYTE.

    By Frenchies

    gl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Best of luck to you! It's not going to be easy. Hope you speak French ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I wouldnt like to be under Frenchie command, but good luck anyway :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    Good luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    French Foreign Legion, I'm joining

    boards.ie, we're not caring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Best of luck. Bring me back some cheese! I thought about doing this years ago but the whole French speaking thing turned me off it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    Good man yourself.

    If/When you return would you write a big report on your experience?

    It would make a great read, I know there have been a couple of books written by ex foreign legionnaires.

    regards and good luck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    BuffyBot wrote:
    boards.ie, we're not caring.
    I care... And apparantly so do most of the people who posted in the thread!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Cannon fodder


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,205 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Bring plenty of vaso and watch out for the sand. :eek:

    Not your ornery onager



  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Just don't expect to win any wars ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    esel wrote:
    Bring plenty of vaso and watch out for the sand. :eek:

    do you mean like, lube?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,205 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    InFront wrote:
    do you mean like, lube?

    No, vaso. You can use it for chapped lips and other complaints as well. Just be sure to use a different finger.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    Oh, Ok. Well bring Lube too. These things can be so unpredictable!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    DaveMcG wrote:
    I care... And apparantly so do most of the people who posted in the thread!
    Well I most certainly don't...


    EDIT: weird, when I quoted that post, it just read "I care"...how odd


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    i like that ad where yer man goes up to the guy in the foreign legion and decides after 3 days it isnt for him. the way the other guy turned his head as if to say STFU. brilliant


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Rossonero wrote:
    I have my bag packed beside me. The talk, dreams are over. In the year Italy will win the world cup, i bid you farewell. love you

    Why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    We dont care that you dont care. Our care is enough for all. *emits care beams*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What has this all to do with Italy winning the World Cup? It hardly sounds like a valid reason to join the foreign legion to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    InFront wrote:
    We dont care that you dont care. Our care is enough for all. *emits care beams*
    Well I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    Rossonero wrote:
    I have my bag packed beside me. The talk, dreams are over. In the year Italy will win the world cup, i bid you farewell. love you

    dont forget your lightsabre and cloak with extra large hood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    rb_ie wrote:
    Well I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.

    Poo poo.Youre ruining *checks name* Rossonero's leaving bash. Now put on your party hat like everyone else and do us a party dance, monkey-boy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    InFront wrote:
    Poo poo.Youre ruining *checks name* Rossonero's leaving bash. Now put on your party hat like everyone else and do us a party dance, monkey-boy.
    I feel sorry for him if this is his "leaving bash" tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    Hmph. Who invited you??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    InFront wrote:
    Hmph. Who invited you??
    Good one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭ArphaRima


    Best of luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Sheep?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    i like that ad where yer man goes up to the guy in the foreign legion and decides after 3 days it isnt for him. the way the other guy turned his head as if to say STFU. brilliant

    Yeah, thats brilliant alright....the guy at the end...."No...?...ok"


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