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Quotes from the podge and rodge show

  • 12-06-2006 6:42pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭


    Some classic quotes from Podge and Rodge Show


    She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se


    My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck


    He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs


    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes


    I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)


    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress


    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn


    As busy as the dalkey dole office


    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit


    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
    of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.


    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house


    I left her with a face like a painters radio


    A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard


    Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche


    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book


    Not even the tide would take her out


    Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her


    Daz wouldn't shift her


    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her


    A sniper wouldn't take her out


    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle


    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one


    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
    nettle


    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede


    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab


    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall


    Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
    her f@nny


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭BMH


    "I'd describe myself as a minstrel. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭blocparty


    its a quality show.

    what won the greatest irish curse?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Great show, miss it terribly as Im in the US. I must get teh mammeh to tape it and send it over. Should be in the telly forum btw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    "Sile Seoige everyone, isn't she a ride and a half!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,403 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    She'd do for a poke if the telly was broke...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭Wigertoods


    " and remember folks,you're not clever you're just a w****r"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    when introducing that donna and joseph to sing.

    "right, let's piss the nation off even more"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭whizzbang


    the martin king interview was the best

    P&R: "I understand you use to play club football"
    MK: "Yeah, but then I stopped because I was sh*te at it"
    P&R; "That didn't stop you becoming a weatherman..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    You grabed that pole harder than Gram Norton in a mickey factory.
    Dangle berries....the little balls of sh!t that hang from the hairs of your hole.
    P+R to them muppet singers who didn't Quailfy to the Eurovision...At least we know now your not riding your brother:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭JohnnySideburns


    "Sile Seoige everyone, isn't she a ride and a half!"

    Her interview was the best.

    Rodge: Suppose you and Grainne are alone in a house and you've only enough hot water for one bath. Would you share?

    Sile: I don't know what to say here.[Pause] Yes. Yes we do. And we loose the soap!

    Rodge: [Pretty much starts grunting and w@nking in front of her]

    LEGEND!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    ...and remember if its not on the risterscale its not worth the ****:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Triton


    BMH wrote:
    "I'd describe myself as a minstrel. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

    That should be Malteser. They said it to Aine when asked what chocolate they'd be. That interview was the best.

    When they asked Rodge what chocolate he'd be, he replied "A Twix, because any woman loves two fingers inside of her".

    Pure genius.


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