Quotes from the podge and rodge show

onemanband

Some classic quotes from Podge and Rodge Show


She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se


My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck


He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs


I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes


I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)


(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress


She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn


As busy as the dalkey dole office


Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit


I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.


No show pony but would do for a ride around the house


I left her with a face like a painters radio


A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard


Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche


She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book


Not even the tide would take her out


Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her


Daz wouldn't shift her


Des Kelly wouldn't lay her


A sniper wouldn't take her out


Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle


If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one


She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
nettle


She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede


She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab


If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall


Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
her f@nny

BMH

"I'd describe myself as a minstrel. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

blocparty

its a quality show.

what won the greatest irish curse?

Ruu_Old

Great show, miss it terribly as Im in the US. I must get teh mammeh to tape it and send it over. Should be in the telly forum btw.

ANarcho-Munk

"Sile Seoige everyone, isn't she a ride and a half!"

jimmycrackcorm

She'd do for a poke if the telly was broke...

Wigertoods

" and remember folks,you're not clever you're just a w****r"

Femelade

when introducing that donna and joseph to sing.

"right, let's piss the nation off even more"

whizzbang

the martin king interview was the best

P&R: "I understand you use to play club football"
MK: "Yeah, but then I stopped because I was sh*te at it"
P&R; "That didn't stop you becoming a weatherman..."

Plug

You grabed that pole harder than Gram Norton in a mickey factory.
Dangle berries....the little balls of sh!t that hang from the hairs of your hole.
P+R to them muppet singers who didn't Quailfy to the Eurovision...At least we know now your not riding your brother:D

JohnnySideburns

ANarcho-Munk wrote:

"Sile Seoige everyone, isn't she a ride and a half!"

Her interview was the best.

Rodge: Suppose you and Grainne are alone in a house and you've only enough hot water for one bath. Would you share?

Sile: I don't know what to say here.[Pause] Yes. Yes we do. And we loose the soap!

Rodge: [Pretty much starts grunting and w@nking in front of her]

LEGEND!!!!!!

Plug

...and remember if its not on the risterscale its not worth the ****:D

Triton

BMH wrote:

"I'd describe myself as a minstrel. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

That should be Malteser. They said it to Aine when asked what chocolate they'd be. That interview was the best.

When they asked Rodge what chocolate he'd be, he replied "A Twix, because any woman loves two fingers inside of her".

Pure genius.