Stupid stuff!

Plug

Just said I'd start off this. This morning I put ribina on my cerial instead of milk:o Cooking noodels...I was waiting for 10 minutes for the kettle to boil but it was never turned on. Anymore stupid things you did today?

Ruu_Old

You forgot to mention about posting this thread! Badumtish!

Plug

Today I posted a stupid thread:rolleyes:

Niall123

I hate when people unscrew the salt and pepper shakers in restaurants, place tissue over the top, pour some sugar on to the tissue, tighten the lid back on, tear off the tissue around the edges and leave. Next thing you sit down, to have a plate of chips, sprinkle the salt on and then you left wondering "Did I just put sugar on my chips?". Hmm just seemed topical.

RefulgentGnomon

Just said I'd start off this. This morning I put ribina on my cerial instead of milk Cooking noodels...I was waiting for 10 minutes for the kettle to boil but it was never turned on. Anymore stupid things you did today?

Was it Plugged in?

GerryRyan

Well today I made a cup of tea, then put it down and forgot where I put it.

Later on I went to get something out of the fridge, and the missing cup of tea was in front of me.

I think I'm losing it.

Rhyme

You put the cup of tea in the fridge?

Huggles

I was walking into work recently and noticed my feet felt weird, kept going anyways. At about ten I went to the toilet and looked down................i'd put two different runners on in the morning Morto!!!!

ThatGuy

ThatGuy wrote:

Well today I made a cup of tea, then put it down and forgot where I put it.

Later on I went to get something out of the fridge, and the missing cup of tea was in front of me.

I think I'm losing it.

rofl.
You put it in the fridge?!

GerryRyan

Rhyme wrote:

You put the cup of tea in the fridge?

Yup, I was walking around the kitchen looking for it. Found it later on tho.

Huggles

Niall123 wrote:

I hate when people unscrew the salt and pepper shakers in restaurants, place tissue over the top, pour some sugar on to the tissue, tighten the lid back on, tear off the tissue around the edges and leave. Next thing you sit down, to have a plate of chips, sprinkle the salt on and then you left wondering "Did I just put sugar on my chips?". Hmm just seemed topical.

Do people do that??

Black Swan

This happened the other day...

Got up early, showered quickly, threw on clothes, grabbed laptop, raced the mile to a coffeehouse, saw a vacant table with a power plug, dashed over to it, stopped to catch my breath, and then to look smugly about the cafe and to say to myself: "Ha! Got one of the few tables with a power plug-in for my laptop!" Reached into the computer case only to find I had forgotten to pack the power cord.:o

tman

yore ma can be fairly stupid, wah!

qz

I was finishing up my cereal one morning and went to put a good bit of left over milk into the sink, only to open the bin and pour it in there. (>_<)

Bamboozled

I do things like that regularly.
Made some lovely chicken stock last week and went to strain it. Put the pan over the sieve, put the sieve over the sink.... and down the blasted drain the whole thing went leaving me with bits of veg and chicken bones :rolleyes:

I've done the milk in the bin thing a few times too.

Huggles

Bamboozled wrote:

I do things like that regularly.
Made some lovely chicken stock last week and went to strain it. Put the pan over the sieve, put the sieve over the sink.... and down the blasted drain the whole thing went leaving me with bits of veg and chicken bones :rolleyes:

I've done the milk in the bin thing a few times too.

Heheh bet you haven't put on odd shoes though and march out the door!

Bamboozled

No but i do tend to wear odd colour socks quite a bit

Huggles

Bamboozled wrote:

No but i do tend to wear odd colour socks quite a bit

can't say i am surprised at all.

Bamboozled

Batty by name. Batty by nature

The Raspberrier

Put a two litre bottle of milk into the fridge yesterday, on its side on the bottom of the fridge since the milk shelf was full. The top was tightened to the last, and yet it burst somehow and flooded the fridge and went all over the tiles in the kitchen. After moping everything clean, I took a yoguert from the fridge and dropped it on the carpet by accident. Of course it exploded.:mad: And coming back into the kitchen for a cloth, I almost broke my neck by slipping on the mat on the tiles. Damn milk was under it still.:mad:

Piste

When I tidy my bedroom I tend to put my clothes in the bin and rubbish in my laundry hamper.

Plug

The Raspberrier wrote:

Put a two litre bottle of milk into the fridge yesterday, on its side on the bottom of the fridge since the milk shelf was full. The top was tightened to the last, and yet it burst somehow and flooded the fridge and went all over the tiles in the kitchen. After moping everything clean, I took a yoguert from the fridge and dropped it on the carpet by accident. Of course it exploded.:mad: And coming back into the kitchen for a cloth, I almost broke my neck by slipping on the mat on the tiles. Damn milk was under it still.:mad:

A bad day I might say.

Font22

was walking along with my ipod blaring coming bck along the coast when suddenly i became aware of a very tall man right beside me. naturally i thought someone was about to mug me so i went to run whilst screaming only to realise it was one of my friends who had seen me as he drove past with my other friends. they turned the car around and dropped him off a few feet behind me while i walked along. i have never been so scared in my whole life. friends had a great laugh tho!!!

ThrownAway

I drank water the wrong way and started choking. It's a terrible feeling

The Free Man

thank god im not the only one.

i have:
put corn flakes in the fridge
put dishes in the bin
looked for my phone when it was in my hand


and once i actually went to save my game before going to the toilet! (too much final fantasy 7)

SpAcEd OuT

the other day I was making porridge and put orange juice in instead of milk, I didnt even realize my mistake till I put the pot on the stove, just shows how tired I was, I actually poured it in, put it back in the fridge and carried the pot over to the stove before I copped it

TomTom

I was once cooking the dinner and only had the packed mince from centra, opened the first and emptyed the mince in the bin, everyone had a great laugh. Was about to do it with the second pack when i was stopped. (I was quite sick at the time).

Have looked for my glasses once while wearing them, was on the phone while heading out only to come back in looking for the phone. Once it took the person on the phone to tell me I was using it before i realised.

Sam Vimes

i was on my phone and i needed to calculate something so i looked all over for my phone so i could use the calculator. my girlfriend reminded me i was talking to her

TerrorFirmer

The phone thing happens to me all the time, glad to see its not just me.

but while on this subject, does anyone else ever think they 100% feel their phone vibrating in their pocket....but its not when you take it out to "Answer"?

Bamboozled

Went to make a cuppa tea yesterday. Was up 28+ hours with little sleep before that.... I poured the milk into the sugar bowl :rolleyes:

to make matters worse... that was all the sugar that was in the house and it was gonna be my last cuppa before I finally crashed out.

I was not a happy bunny at all.

and yes, I was born a blonde

Susannahmia

Was looking for my phone everywhere the other night. Turned out I had put it in the bin!

JungleBunny

Happened twice that I went looking for the remote control for the TV and found it in the fridge. What made me look there is the first place is beyond me :rolleyes:

Plug

I woke up butt naked this morning:o I don't know how This ever happen to you?

GerryRyan

HavoK wrote:

but while on this subject, does anyone else ever think they 100% feel their phone vibrating in their pocket....but its not when you take it out to "Answer"?

You're not alone on that one. And I don't even have a vibrate on my phone .



True Story

Dave!

Plug wrote:

I woke up butt naked this morning:o I don't know how This ever happen to you?

Yeah. But only when I've been RAPED!!!

zilog_jones

I have a serious cutlery problem - I rarely take the right utensil out the drawer when I'm going to eat something, e.g. I'd get a knife out to eat my cereal. I've also on numerous occasions thrown teaspoons in the bin after making tea or eating yoghurt, noticed my t-shirt was on inside-out or the wrong way round many hours after I put it on, I put water in my Corn Flakes, and so on.

Plug

DaveMcG wrote:

Yeah. But only when I've been RAPED!!!

I could walk straight so I wasen't raped:p

Kinetic^

Plug wrote:

Today I posted a stupid thread:rolleyes:

I read this thread :rolleyes: