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Iraqi Deserter

  • 08-06-2006 4:11pm
    #1
    Drazhar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭


    did you hear about the irish deserter from the Iraqi Army - Abdul Abhaile


Comments

  • #2
    mang87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭mang87


    oh my


  • #3
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    /cheer


  • #4
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    *Slow Clap*


  • #5
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    A new low. Well done!


  • #6
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Oh God. :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    we've gone through the bottom of the barrel and are well on our way to the earth's core. i like it :D


  • #8
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Moved to unfunny jokes:rolleyes: Not really though:(


  • #9
    kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    good one


  • #10
    jobonar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Karoma wrote:
    A new low. Well done!

    took the words right out of my mouth!:rolleyes:


  • #11
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    *consider it stolen* To be used for akward silences and the like :)


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  • #12
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Why don't I get it?


  • #13
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    sinecurea wrote:
    Why don't I get it?
    Abdul can sound like Ag dúl


  • #14
    nanook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    made me smile


  • #15
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    aidan_walsh wrote:
    Abdul can sound like Ag dúl
    I know I'm a looser cause I don't get that either...Living in the north must do things like that...


  • #16
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    sinecurea wrote:
    I know I'm a looser cause I don't get that either...Living in the north must do things like that...
    ag dul abhaile means going home in irish.

    normally i wouldn't correct spelling but you do it all the time. it's spelled loser


  • #17
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    sinecurea wrote:
    I know I'm a looser cause I don't get that either...Living in the north must do things like that...


    'Ag dul abhaile' is gaelic for 'Going home'.

    Now I am sure it is all as clear as mud...


  • #18
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Commander Vimes wrote:
    i wouldn't correct spelling but you do it all the time. it's spelled loser
    Thank you for pointing out my typo - as you will understand, this was a careless mistake rather than ignorance :)
    And thanks for clearing that Irish up...


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Aahh.. now I get it.


  • #20
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    *cringe*


  • #21
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Oh, I love it :D Puns are great agus tá an grá liom acu nuair a bhfuil siad as Gaeilge* :D




    *Tá mo ghaeilge an-crapógh so don't blame me if it is mí-cheart :)


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  • #22
    skibum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭skibum


    Told this in the pub, got a few groans, couple of giggles and a fair few laughs :D


  • #23
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    lol, how absolutely terrible....


  • #24
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    I thought it was good . . . . . but I am easily amused, as my wife often tells me.


  • #25
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    ...reminds me of only other Irish joke I know.

    what do you call a one legged Irish prostitute chasing 2 punters?
    Leathuair tar éis a dó.
    This means 'half past two' as in 2.30.... but it could mean half a whore after 2 (or who-er in trad irish brogue)


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