I'm getting married in the morning

Firewalkwithme

Well, it's thursday morning to be precise but seeing as how it's after 12am I just couldn't help saying that

Now that I think of it, it's actually thursday afternoon - just after 12 but the good news is

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YOU'RE ALL INVITED!!!

Ruu_Old

Wohoo, can you send that private jet of yours to pick me up in the US? Plzkthxbye.

Congrats and good luck btw

Tar.Aldarion

Thanks Cartoon_Head. Save me a drink.

20 Times 20 Times

You silly man , no woman will get that ring on my finger not a hope !

Sangre

Isn't that one you knocked up not starting the Leaving tomorrow?

Sangre

Sarge wrote:

You silly man , no woman will get that ring on my finger not a hope !

Ah, the curse of chronic morbid obesity.

Pighead

Wrong Forum Despatch. Pighead urges you to be more careful when posting threads in future.

This should be in the "You're making a huge huge mistake" Forum.

steveland?

Keep saying her name over and over and over again so you don't forget it on Thursday...

Damn that'd be embarassing...

20 Times 20 Times

Sangre wrote:

Ah, the curse of chronic morbid obesity.

Yeah , im trying to roll over on top of YORE MA and im still not on top.

Firewalkwithme

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Thanks Cartoon_Head. Save me a drink.

Cheers Tar, shall I order a round on your behalf

Firewalkwithme

Ruu wrote:

Wohoo, can you send that private jet of yours to pick me up in the US? Plzkthxbye.

Congrats and good luck btw

Thanks Ruu, the jet is being fueled as I type, send me your co-ordinates and prepare for take off

Karoma

steveland? wrote:

Keep saying her name over and over and over again so you don't forget it on Thursday...

I'm sure he has plenty of practice at this stage...


It can only go downhill from here.

Firewalkwithme

Sangre wrote:

Isn't that one you knocked up not starting the Leaving tomorrow?

Yeah - my appeal is on Friday

elivsvonchiaing

...A man isn't complete until he's married; then he's finished! :eek:

Firewalkwithme

Sarge wrote:

You silly man , no woman will get that ring on my finger not a hope !

I think it would be prudent of me not to comment on that - my future wife sometimes browses by here....

Firewalkwithme

Pighead wrote:

Wrong Forum Despatch. Pighead urges you to be more careful when posting threads in future.

This should be in the "You're making a huge huge mistake" Forum.

Despatch will require directions to said forum. Despatch thanks Pighead in advance.

Firewalkwithme

steveland? wrote:

Keep saying her name over and over and over again so you don't forget it on Thursday...

Damn that'd be embarassing...

Yeah tell me about it, it wouldn't be the first time that happened :eek:

steveland?

Despatch wrote:

Yeah tell me about it, it wouldn't be the first time that happened :eek:

Oh no no no that won't do at all...

Get it tattooed on your wrist just in case (if you don't have the time do a Guy Pearce in Memonto jobby)

"Repeat after me... I take this woman, <insert name here>, to be my lawfully wedded wife"
"I take this woman" *glances at wrist* "<insert name here>, to be my lawfully wedded wife"

Just try not to be too obvious looking at your wrist...

takola

Congratulations!!

Firewalkwithme

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

...A man isn't complete until he's married; then he's finished! :eek:

I was writing my speech a couple of days ago when I came across that quote, I almost included it right at the end but decided not to. There's still time though

funk-you

Remember to check the expiry date on the marriage certificate when you get it.

-Funk

Firewalkwithme

steveland? wrote:

Oh no no no that won't do at all...

Get it tattooed on your wrist just in case (if you don't have the time do a Guy Pearce in Memonto jobby)

"Repeat after me... I take this woman, <insert name here>, to be my lawfully wedded wife"
"I take this woman" *glances at wrist* "<insert name here>, to be my lawfully wedded wife"

Just try not to be too obvious looking at your wrist...

Alternatively, to avoid the pain, I could tatoo her name across her forehead. Then all I have to do is look straight in her eyes - everyone's a winner

Firewalkwithme

funk-you wrote:

Remember to check the expiry date on the marriage certificate when you get it.

-Funk

Thanks for the tip - will do.

Firewalkwithme

takola wrote:

Congratulations!!

Thank you very much takola

BrenC

Good Luck and Congrats!

Firewalkwithme

BrenC wrote:

Good Luck and Congrats!

Thanks BrenC - and if I don't personally thank everyone for their best wishes etc, it's simply because I really have to get going soon but I'll let you know how it went next week.

dabbler2004

Hope the day goes well and your marriage is a happy and fulfilled one.
Many congratulations.

Diarmsquid

Are we actually invited?

BoozyBabe

Congrats & best of luck.
Hope you get lovely weather.

My sis is actually getting married this Sat, I'm the bloody bridesmaid.
God I hate photos :eek:

Kinetic^

I just hope you've got the entertainment setup properly..........in the bridal sweet

Archeron

steveland? wrote:

Just try not to be too obvious looking at your wrist...

And try to make sure you look at the right wrist, otherwise you'll end up married to someone called Casio. (or Tag Heur which sounds like a french wrestler)

I'm printing out my invite now so that I'll have some back up after you've called the police because 4000 shuffling internerds have turned up outside the church demanding cake.

Congratulations on the big day.

Mr. CooL ICE

Best of luck man. Congratulations!

Archeron wrote:

you'll end up married to someone called Casio. (or Tag Heur which sounds like a french wrestler)

goin'_to_the_PS

congrats