bruising

bullrunner

anybody know how to make a bruise heal quickly? I got a big ugly one on my arm from football and would like it to go asap!

Mimikyu

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eiretamicha

bullrunner wrote:

anybody know how to make a bruise heal quickly? I got a big ugly one on my arm from football and would like it to go asap!

Arnica Cream.

Pighead

What a girl you are! Bruises are sexy you fool and should be worn like a trophy. However Pighead can't be listening to your whimpering so I shall give you the advice you seek. Draw a circle around the bruise using chalk.

Try and make the circle as round as possible as this will ensure the lymphoids will dissapate more quickly. An added bonus of this method is it keeps ants away from the bruised region. Now off with you ya big baby.

aidan_walsh

Apply this repeatedly above the wound until it's no longer present.

Gator

I think urine and feces mixed together is meant to take down the colour

iFight

ice it for 15 mins, then break repeatedly, day after use heat the same way...Works a charm

iFight

Gator wrote:

I think urine and feces mixed together is meant to take down the colour

That's just horrible. Takes away colour but leaves nasty owl smell (not based on past experiences---would never even think of that)

Umiq88

girlfriend beating you up again! :rolleyes:

SpAcEd OuT

leave toothpaste on it

Heyes

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

leave toothpaste on it

Thats for spots ya goose

Dave!

Heyes wrote:

Thats for spots ya goose

post reported for personal abuse! out of order!

Heyes

DaveMcG wrote:

post reported for personal abuse! out of order!

indearmint (sp?) not abuse

Dave!

damn!

Heyes

DaveMcG wrote:

damn!

lol.. mwah

SpAcEd OuT

Heyes wrote:

Thats for spots ya goose

harsh

anyways I remember back in my teen days using toothpaste to get rid of hickies, I assume its the same, it worked with great efficiency actually

mysterious

psittacosis wrote:

girlfriend beating you up again! :rolleyes:

Ok you pointed out the source of the problem..... but ffs can you not give a salution to the problem:rolleyes:

It's not funny to be laughing either, I mean at least we ALL know what's going on NOW, I say the girl should step forward in the name of God.....

Well here is a helpline for you and other's out there have perculier bruises on there arms from their wives, This awareness will greatly help all the husbands to come out! don't be afraid to talk. here is a link www.samaritans.org.uk Come forward in the name of God......

mysterious

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

harsh

anyways I remember back in my teen days using toothpaste to get rid of hickies, I assume its the same, it worked with great efficiency actually

You can't prevent a bruise from happening, and toothpaste won't make it go away, Roaccutane is our only cure, WE all know there are deadly side effects, like hair falling out, old womens joints and peeling like a burnt out Ann doyle for RTE and lips like an elephant arse

But I can tell you it will disstract people from your bruise and not only this it will inedibly clear your bruise, Time heal all wounds, remember words of wisdom, Be strong....

bullrunner

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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Big deal is it doesnt look very good when dealing with clients

Emmo

Listen I bruised my leg quite badly falling onto a wall (while sober) and no I have a huge lump under the skin. Just sits there doing nothing except hurting when I move.

I think its a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hematoma so just be glad all you have is a bruise.

Emmo

BoozyBabe

Yea, Emmo,

I actually have the same.
Must've fallen / walked into corner of table of something over a year ago & had a massive bruise on my thigh. Took bruise about 4 months to go away, but I still have a big lump under the skin where the bruise used to be.

monkeyfudge

Heyes wrote:

indearmint (sp?) not abuse

Didn't you know? DaveMcG's whole family were killed by geese right before his eyes when he was just a boy. What you said was deeply insensitive.

Dave!

*flashback*



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

CodeMonkey

What chinese people do is hard boil an egg, wrap it in a cloth and then roll the egg on the bruise. It seems to work and I have no idea why. There're probably a few plausible explaination for it on the web. Or maybe chinese people just loves hard boiled eggs since they also always eat the thing afterwards.

Roen

bullrunner wrote:

Big deal is it doesnt look very good when dealing with clients

Shirt tbh