Mrs. Squeeks RIP

monkeyfudge

OH NO!!!!

I just killed Mrs. Squeeks... or was it Mr. Squeeks? It's hard to tell... But it was accident... you've got to believe me!!!

I was just walking up the stairs and as soon as I put my foot on the first step I felt something squishy... bleh... not pleasent... especially when you consider the fact that I was bare foot.

I'm going to be wracked with guilt all week now... I just know it... I'll have a funeral at some stage tomorrow.... good thing I'm already drinking, so I have a head start on the wake.

Scraggs

I'm very sorry for your troubles.

*MURDERER*

Heyes

eh......wtf ?!!? :rolleyes:

monkeyfudge

Whenever I close my eyes all I can see are a family of mice staring and pointing at me accusingly...

Tar.Aldarion

Scraggs wrote:

*MURDERER*

QFT.

Whenever I close my eyes all I can see are a family of mice staring and pointing at me accusingly...

and so you should. :P

monkeyfudge

monkeyfudge wrote:

OH NO!!!!

I just killed Mrs. Squeeks... or was it Mr. Squeeks? It's hard to tell... But it was accident... you've got to believe me!!!

I was just walking up the stairs and as soon as I put my foot on the first step I felt something squishy... bleh... not pleasent... especially when you consider the fact that I was bare foot.

I'm going to be wracked with guilt all week now... I just know it... I'll have a funeral at some stage tomorrow.... good thing I'm already drinking, so I have a head start on the wake.

Why you bring your pet mouse to turkey?or is this a piss take?Or am i real?

The Raspberrier

Mrs Squeeks is a pet? Or vermin? Finally got rid of my own Mr Squeeks recently. Madam Guillotine would be proud. Rat-trap+mouse=spectacular death

monkeyfudge

Deleted User wrote:

Why you bring your pet mouse to turkey?or is this a piss take?Or am i real?

Ha.. I'm not in Turkey any more... and she wasn't my pet.. she was her own woman.

the Shades

bare foot and squishy is never good

Scraggs

monkeyfudge wrote:

Whenever I close my eyes all I can see are a family of mice staring and pointing at me accusingly...

May you never rest in peace

monkeyfudge

the Shades wrote:

bare foot and squishy is never good

Barefoot and Squishy...? That's a good name for an album actually.

Mossy Monk

reminds me of that time that i stood on a decapitated rat

fun times

carpothepunk

I tell you whats wrong with this country today...PEOPLE LIKE YOU MONKEYFUDGE!...Hang your head in shame.

monkeyfudge

Oh no... it gets worse...

I came down the stairs this morning and noticed that her body was no longer on the bottom stair.

My first thoughts of course were "THE ZOMBIE MOUSE IS GOING TO GET ME!!!"

But it seems she was just badly injured... she managed to crawl over to the other side of the hallway.

I'm sorry to say I don't have time in my life at the moment to tend for injured vermin... and I really didn't have the heart for a mercy kill... so I placed her gently in the back garden... perhaps some other mice will administer medical care... and the friendly crow Mr. Mocklesby is always there to lend a hand.

Irishpimpdude

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh no... it gets worse...

I came down the stairs this morning and noticed that her body was no longer on the bottom stair.

My first thoughts of course were "THE ZOMBIE MOUSE IS GOING TO GET ME!!!"

But it seems she was just badly injured... she managed to crawl over to the other side of the hallway.

I'm sorry to say I don't have time in my life at the moment to tend for injured vermin... and I really didn't have the heart for a mercy kill... so I placed her gently in the back garden... perhaps some other mice will administer medical care... and the friendly crow Mr. Mocklesby is always there to lend a hand.

Theres a mouse in my room haha

Vinnie69

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm sorry to say I don't have time in my life at the moment to tend for injured vermin... and I really didn't have the heart for a mercy kill... so I placed her gently in the back garden... perhaps some other mice will administer medical care... and the friendly crow Mr. Mocklesby is always there to lend a hand.

YOU hearless BRUTE !!!

Why didn't you bring him/her to A & E of the local hospital and let it die on a trolley like the rest of this nation!!

monkeyfudge

Vinnie69 wrote:

YOU hearless BRUTE !!!

Why didn't you bring him/her to A & E of the local hospital and let it die on a trolley like the rest of this nation!!

I'm too scared of MRSA... I've been walking around on a damaged knee for over a week and a half because I'm too scared to go to the hospital...

Earthhorse

It'll be interesting to see who's the main beneficiary in Mrs. Squeek's will.

Very interesting.

monkeyfudge

Earthhorse wrote:

It'll be interesting to see who's the main beneficiary in Mrs. Squeek's will.

Very interesting.

She has left behind a rather large horde of cheese.

carpothepunk

What kind of cheese?And to whom was it left?

monkeyfudge

carpothepunk wrote:

What kind of cheese?And to whom was it left?

Well technically she's still alive at the moment as far as I know... so she could pull through.

I'll keep you all posted on her status.

arbeitsscheuer

monkeyfudge wrote:

OH NO!!!!

I just killed Mrs. Squeeks... or was it Mr. Squeeks? It's hard to tell... But it was accident... you've got to believe me!!!

I'm pretty sure it was Mr.Squeeks... And I'd watch yourself now, buster - his family's now gonna be on a vendetta against you.

Frankly, I'd skip town. Mice are vindictive b*stards.
Plus in fairness you did kill the head of their household. That's a pretty big deal among vermin.

iFight

carpothepunk wrote:

What kind of cheese?

Would have to be Swiss cheese if he was living up the the cartoon mouse stereotype

Vinnie69

monkeyfudge wrote:

She has left behind a rather large horde of cheese.

Where? between your toes?
If there is any "Dubliner" can I have some? I will swop some Tesco low fat slices that the other halp insists I eat!!!

monkeyfudge

Dubliner is nice (made in Cork, by the way) but I find it always has far to much grit in it.

Vinnie69

monkeyfudge wrote:

Dubliner is nice (made in Cork, by the way) but I find it always has far to much grit in it.

Too much Ronnie Drew for you?

My favourite is Cotswold (glostashire? and chives)

Dyr

Squeeks has had it coming since that time he squealed

_Kaiser_

At least Mr Jingles is still ok tho, right?... RIGHT???

Femelade

Kaiser2000 wrote:

At least Mr Jingles is still ok tho, right?... RIGHT???

as far as i can remember, he's dead too...

Cuddlesworth

Just to be sure, you better put her/him down Lassie style.