Curing an Emo

BlitzKrieg

Hey


I recently discovered that one of my friends is actually in secret an emo.

I never knew cause first of all he doesnt look like your stereotypical emo and secondly despite being a moody grumpy person in real life he is a complete and very disturbing emo whenever he is behind a computer. He has kept it hidden from me when ever i have talked to him online but i have recently discovered his blog and also some of our mutual friends have sent me transcripts (cause i didnt believe them) of his messenger conversations with him and it seems with everyone else except me he is whiney depressing git who has no self esteem and talks of gloom doom and how his mind and life is messed up etc etc.

So i am in a state of shock, he's an emo...or part emo, or infected with a emo disease or something.

So how do i cure it, do i need to tape him to a chair and cut his ear off or something? I assume cause he doesnt do it as much (like i said he is a moody grumpy person in real life.) around me i assume i have some connection i can abuse to squeeze his emo side out?

So any success stories of de-emoing people cause it is quite disturbing, and scaring pretty much everyone else who knows him away.

el rabitos

HaVE yeW TriEd tolkINg tO hiM LoIKE DIs?!11one!1elEvEN!!1

Rhyme

It involves an old barrell, some bamboo, a knife and 50 or so gallons of salt water...

mike65

Pah, Emo is just punk/goth lite. Play him the entire works of Leonard Cohen and leave him to it.

Mike.

constitutionus

strap him to a chair and force him to listen to looped tracks of steps, gina g , kylie and rick ashley. dont know if it'll cure him but you'll get a laugh out of his facial contortions

Terry

get him a girlfriend.

el rabitos

julep wrote:

get him a girlfriend.

wtf? u wanna push the guy over the edge all together?

BlitzKrieg

get him a girlfriend

trust me...not an option.

lostexpectation

or a boyfriend, no sorry, whats this obsession with emo, he a teenager, not an emo!

Necronomicon

A chair, rope, door with a padlock, earphones, cd player and some good ol' death metal!

BlitzKrieg

he a teenager, not an emo!

actually he's 21...


death metal...that might work.

eiretamicha

el rabitos wrote:

wtf? u wanna push the guy over the edge all together?

LMFAO!!

Endurance Man

What you gotta do is offer him an alternative life stlye, perhaps get him stoned and see if he takes to it . Rather be a stoner than an emo any day. LOL

sound_wave

kick him in the nuts and then play some death metal

Ruu_Old

Yeah I would say give him a good beating.

Steoob

lol stupidest thread EVER

Royale

what is emo?

Ruu_Old

Wiki FTW!

eiretamicha

Royale wrote:

what is emo?

Emo has no definition. It just is.

WhiteWashMan

ignore him until he turns normal again.

projectmayhem

just make sure he doesn't find myspace

BlitzKrieg

i have to live with him *sigh*...well i guess its only for a few more months.

lostexpectation

BlitzKrieg wrote:

i have to live with him *sigh*...well i guess its only for a few more months.

get him off the internet, show him your glowing example :P

Steoob

Royale wrote:

what is emo?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSd8zgBlETQ&search=emo%20kid

Jello

Please don't get Emo mixed up with Punk.

Merrick

projectmayhem wrote:

just make sure he doesn't find myspace

Heh heh, that would definately worsen things!
I reckon a good whipping with My Chemical Romance playing loudly in the background may sort it out. Then he'll associate the music with a very unpleasant experience and drop it.
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Or it could make him more miserable and have a worse effect than myspace would...
meh...

GerryRyan

Ha - reminds me of the Patent Pending song - "Cheer up Emo Kid" ...

Srry, had to say it

iFight

Merrick wrote:

Heh heh, that would definately worsen things!
I reckon a good whipping with My Chemical Romance playing loudly in the background may sort it out. Then he'll associate the music with a very unpleasant experience and drop it.

Never thought of that, might put that into practice with a few emos that i know

qz

iFight wrote:

Never thought of that, might put that into practice with a few emos that i know

Yeah but, wouldn't they enjoy that kind of carry on?

iFight

qz wrote:

Yeah but, wouldn't they enjoy that kind of carry on?

I cant see how, but emos are like a different species so maybe

qz

iFight wrote:

I cant see how, but emos are like a different species so maybe

Well they do bleed black., so you never know.

iFight

qz wrote:

Well they do bleed black., so you never know.

WOW Didnt know that, anyother ways to identify an emo?

qz

You know, Catcher In The Rye, they cry during classes, cheap imitations of goths. It's all explained in the Emo Kid's Diary video, check it out!

steveland?

lostexpectation wrote:

or a boyfriend, no sorry, whats this obsession with emo, he a teenager, not an emo!

I think they prefer to be called Innuits now

monkeyfudge

I recommend fire, and lots of it!

steveland?

monkeyfudge wrote:

I recommend fire, and lots of it!

Oh that's your solution to everything...

iFight

qz wrote:

You know, Catcher In The Rye, they cry during classes, cheap imitations of goths. It's all explained in the Emo Kid's Diary video, check it out!

LOL..got a link?

monkeyfudge wrote:

I recommend fire, and lots of it!

Excellent:D

The Raspberrier

Ruu wrote:

Wiki FTW!

That bears an uncanny resemblance to me. Except for the hair. Do Emos get short-cuts?

Tar.Aldarion

iFight wrote:

LOL..got a link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC1DA9A27ms

Lust4Life

LOL! Just avoid being in a room with all of his Emo friends!
Went to a concert once and was surrounded! I had a blast. They all sat with sad, angry faces! And the bands ROCKED!

Just limewired Cheer Up Emo Kid. LOVE IT!

GerryRyan

Lust4Life wrote:

Just limewired Cheer Up Emo Kid. LOVE IT!

Lol, glad to help

The Song Thrush

Ruu wrote:

Wiki FTW!

ROFL - Emo, County Laois

projectmayhem

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/draculemihawk/emoday0tr.jpg

Dave!

An emu?

Terry

Steoob wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSd8zgBlETQ&search=emo%20kid

holy crap. i know the guy in the third picture in that video from another forum. he's a complete music snob. i can't wait to see his reaction to that video.

D

Royale wrote:

what is emo?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Emo

Terry

national emo kid beatdown day

Mantel

Ruu wrote:

Wiki FTW!

Wikipedia is old and full of lies, lies I tell you!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo

Uncyclopedia FTW! FTW I tell you!

Sgt. Politeness

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1771/emo427102wt.jpg

pbsuxok1znja4r

julep wrote:

national emo kid beatdown day

I enjoy a lot of emo music. So bring it, whoever thinks they be hard enough. :cool:
Whoever feels the need to talk big about "beating down" kids deserves to be laughed at, anyway:

*cough*
*wheeze*

Well... you all know what laughter sounds like!

Blitzkrieg, with intolerant friends like you, who wouldn't turn to emo?! I'm not surprised he didn't feel he could tell you that he felt his life was a mess, etc.

Cannibal Corpse are emo. Fact.

Tar.Aldarion

No. They are death metal punk.