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Which Airline?

  • 04-06-2006 10:07pm
    #1
    Dec McC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭


    A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a
    > really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:
    > "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which
    > airline she works for. "
    >
    > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
    > Airline slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
    >
    >
    > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
    > himself:" Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta."
    >
    >
    > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned
    > towards her again and said, "Something special in the air?"
    >
    > She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself,

    > while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.
    >
    > He thought "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways..." and said, "Smooth
    > as Silk?"
    >
    > This time the woman turned on him and said, "What the F*** do you
    > want?"
    >
    >
    > The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said - "Ahhhhh,
    > Ryanair!"


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