Who would win, Ronan Collins vs Marty Whelan

wheres me jumpa

Im talking a fight to the death here. Ronan Collins looks a vicious man but Marty could be a dark horse, could have some crazy ninja move up his sleeve.

Huggles

Nah Ronan would knock martys head off! Ronan the Barbarian LOL

Jello

Yeah Collins would kick Marty's ass.

Fanny Cradock

collins would have a lot of weight behind any punches. one haymaker and marty could be dead.

that said, whelan's a bit quicker on his feet, and his crazed scientology fanatisism gives him super human streangth and rage. i also believe that his facial hair may also act as some sort of "zone of protection" for any of ronans super punches.

I've got to give it to marty.

Gosh

Hopefully they'd both kill each other

Scraggs

Marty ftw

fuzzywiggle

Ah collins would kick the scratch cards right out of Marty!

tallus

HaHa who cares !
I dont know anyone who listens to either of them

Gosh

... and then Marty would crush Collins' balls

arbeitsscheuer

Gosh wrote:

Hopefully they'd both kill each other

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this thread.

I salute you, good sir.

DoctorEdgeWild

I'll go for Marty, I just believe in him.

Ruu_Old

Indeed Collins has the weight and could crush poor Marty with a belly flop or something similar, oh thats gotta hurt!

Wertz

In a battle to the death, in the result of a draw surely the real winner would be the public listenership at large...

We can but dream...

tallus

Wertz wrote:

In a battle to the death, in the result of a draw surely the real winner would be the public listenership at large...

We can but dream...

LOL !

wheres me jumpa

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

iFight

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

That it does. Id back Marty too

Fanny Cradock

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

Hey now, didin't I already say that in my poorly spelled post :rolleyes:

Ruu_Old

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

He could have a weapon hidden under there too

YeAh!

I have to agree with the majority here Marty would go down with a fight, but would ultimately be the loser of this great battle. That could be a new TV show: 'Celebrity Deathmatch'.

Scraggs

Marty Whelan
-Presented Head2Toe obviously learned some catty bitchfight moves
-Same goes for presenting Rose of Tralee
-Hosts the Eurovision.. foreign moves yet to reach these fair Isles
-Killed the most annoying radioshow in existance [tm] that was The Dick and Tooth Morning Show [I'm sure it had a real name I just dont give a shíte]
-Where in the World... thats all I need to say on the matter
-Starred with minxy Mary Kennedy in Open House. She's been around the block and is bound to have thought him a few tricks
-has access to the Wheel of Fortune and various other props
-Has facial hair


Ronan Collins
-has access to balls
-can sail

Marty ftw
Google knows everything so its gotta be Marty
linkity link

Agamemnon

Derek Mooney would have them both, tbh.

Oh SH!T!!! I've just outted him again! Damn you Des Bishop, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheres me jumpa

Scraggs wrote:

Marty Whelan
-Presented Head2Toe obviously learned some catty bitchfight moves
-Same goes for presenting Rose of Tralee
-Hosts the Eurovision.. foreign moves yet to reach these fair Isles
-Killed the most annoying radioshow in existance [tm] that was The Dick and Tooth Morning Show [I'm sure it had a real name I just dont give a shíte]
-Where in the World... thats all I need to say on the matter
-Starred with minxy Mary Kennedy in Open House. She's been around the block and is bound to have thought him a few tricks
-has access to the Wheel of Fortune and various other props
-Has facial hair


Ronan Collins
-has access to balls
-can sail

Marty ftw
Google knows everything so its gotta be Marty
linkity link

Top notch research there Scraggs!

Mr.Nice Guy

Um, who is Ronan Collins?

wheres me jumpa

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Um, who is Ronan Collins?

Blasphemy! Burn him , hes a witch!

Supercell

Marty makes me smile in the morning driving in to work....this is a superhuman feat..I am not a morning person.

Therefore Marty has superhuman powers which no-one especially Collins cannot withstand - one blast of Marty In The Morning and Collins will be running crying back to his mammy.

Marty FTW!!

wheres me jumpa

Longfield wrote:

Marty makes me smile in the morning driving in to work....this is a superhuman feat..I am not a morning person.

Therefore Marty has superhuman powers which no-one especially Collins cannot withstand - one blast of Marty In The Morning and Collins will be running crying back to his mammy.

Marty FTW!!

His jingles are annoying! start your way the brigher way with marty in the morning, that jingle makes me want to jump out of the car!

Supercell

wheres me jumpa wrote:

His jingles are annoying! start your way the brigher way with marty in the morning, that jingle makes me want to jump out of the car!

I love that jingle!!, its so unabashedly daft and totally in Marty character..maybe its an age thing...i just love Marty In the Morning!

wheres me jumpa

Longfield wrote:

I love that jingle!!, its so unabashedly daft and totally in Marty character..maybe its an age thing...i just love Marty In the Morning!

Whats the wotsit? You can press me, you can bring me with you....not a centreal locking thingy, not a remote control.

Supercell

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Whats the wotsit? You can press me, you can bring me with you....not a centreal locking thingy, not a remote control.

Heheh, so you do listen anyhow!!

Maybe a mobile phone ?? or trousers!, i dunno, cant make my mind up on it.