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Hitman

  • 28-05-2006 2:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭


    75 year old man asks hitman what's the best way to kill his 80 year old wife.
    Hitman says shoot her just under the left nipple'
    75 year old man says i want her dead not neecapt:D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    wow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Plug wrote:
    Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:
    I'm pretty sure they got it. :D Jokes are less funny when explained!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Plug wrote:
    Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:
    lol...reply is funnier than the joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    What's the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus?
    It only take's 1 nail to hang the painting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭gerire


    There is an unfunny joke thread. Most of the contents of which are funnier than those 2 efforts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Thank's;) :rolleyes:


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