Dont you hate when...

Ruu_Old

Making tea and..

1. The ring from the milk can falls into the hot tea.

2. The choccy biccie falls in and

3. leaves bits of biccie at the bottom ruining the whole tea drinking process.

Rollo Tamasi

nope, not really, do u hate it?

Rhyme

Or you run out of proper tea bags and are forced to use some crappy American 'tea' that has lain dormant in your cupboard for about 6 years.

Yeh... the biscuit too, but it's a feeling of supreme achevement when you get it out intact within 5 seconds.

Karl Hungus

Ruu wrote:

1. The ring from the milk can falls into the hot tea.

Milk can? Carton = no such problem.

elivsvonchiaing

It's not as bad as when you bite into a piece of fruit and half a worm wiggles at you

Basq

Use a carton so don't have that problem!

Regarding tea.. i like my tea very strong. So i hate when i take my time to make the definitive cup of tea glistening in the day-light peering through the window.. put just the right amount of sugar in.. and a jaffa cake (or i'm if i'm feeling adventurous, Kit-Kat) perched at the side like a soldier standing to attention and then....

... you put sour milk in and all the bits float to the top ruining my tea..!



PS - am off to make tea now and so pray for me that this does NOT happen!

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

It's not as bad as when you bite into a piece of fruit and half a worm wiggles at you

Yep.. you just stole the punchline of a joke i was thinking of:

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A:

Finding half a worm!

Ba-dum-tish!

Ruu_Old

Rollo Tamasi wrote:

nope, not really, do u hate it?

Yes I do hate it.

Karl, I have so much trouble opening up those damn cartons. Milk all over the place. Dont get me started on those!

the_syco

Naw. Its when your cold, and tired, at night (before you goto bed) and you pour yourself a cuppa, and when you add milk, you see little white bits floating (ie: milk is gone off), and there is no more milk in the house:mad:

MrSinn

i hate when the water splashes my ass when im taking a dump

Karl Hungus

Ruu wrote:

Karl, I have so much trouble opening up those damn cartons. Milk all over the place. Dont get me started on those!

Well that sounds like a personal problem.

Q: What's worse than a worm in your apple?
A:

Cancer.

Basq

Karl Hungus wrote:

Well that sounds like a personal problem.

What.. like no thumbs?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

MrSinn wrote:

i hate when the water splashes my ass when im taking a dump

At least its not milk...

pantar_dubh

Don't you hate it when...

1) You discover your private conversations are being shared by a packet sniffer snoop while on WiFi at a hot spot?

2) A bandwidth hog sucks up all the capacity at a WiFi hot spot so that no one else can get online?

3) Someone nearby keeps looking at your laptop screen trying to read your private emails?

4) You are not allowed (by law) to challenge the people in numbers 1, 2, and 3 above to a dual whereupon "the problems" would be solved, one way or another?

Karl Hungus

basquille wrote:

What.. like no thumbs?

Possibly?

Plug

MrSinn wrote:

i hate when the water splashes my ass when im taking a dump

Oh...that's one of my worst thing's aswel but I think it's worse when your having a sh!t and nobody is in the house when the doorbell ring's or the phone. I do be apsulotly gutted:(

MrSinn

i like to call the bank when im taking a dump

Plug

I read car magazine's and think of the dolfin's.

Karl Hungus

You know what I hate? When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

MrSinn wrote:

i like to call the bank when im taking a dump

Haha let them know your making a large deposit

MrSinn

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Haha let them know your making a large deposit

or a withdrawa:rolleyes: l maybe

Plug

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Haha let them know your making a large deposit

LOL:D Consider that stolen aswel;)

Jumpy

Ruu wrote:

Yes I do hate it.

Karl, I have so much trouble opening up those damn cartons. Milk all over the place. Dont get me started on those!

There is an official term for when people screw up opening them;

Lactomangulation.

MrSinn

Jumpy wrote:

There is an official term for when people screw up opening them;

Lactomangulation.

the drug to cure Lactomangulation is dope, just sit and look at it for an hour

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thats...

Wait...


Um... my head hurts!

Rhyme

Karl Hungus wrote:

You know what I hate? When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

They'll turn up sooner or later... how long can an oscar statue and a dustbin hide in the desert anyways?

Cake Fiend

pantar_dubh wrote:

1) You discover your private conversations are being shared by a packet sniffer snoop while on WiFi at a hot spot?

Learn to use encryption. Google 'SSH tunnelling'.

Dog Chaser

pantar_dubh wrote:

Don't you hate it when...

1) You discover your private conversations are being shared by a packet sniffer snoop while on WiFi at a hot spot?

2) A bandwidth hog sucks up all the capacity at a WiFi hot spot so that no one else can get online?

3) Someone nearby keeps looking at your laptop screen trying to read your private emails?

4) You are not allowed (by law) to challenge the people in numbers 1, 2, and 3 above to a dual whereupon "the problems" would be solved, one way or another?

They just all sound like common nerd problems. Doesn't happen to me.

Plug

Dog Chaser wrote:

They just all sound like common nerd problems. Doesn't happen to me.

Agreed:D

Capt'n Midnight

Yeah I hate it when your biscuit breaks in half because you've dunked it for 0.1 second too long

An excellent site for bicuit road testing http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

RandolphEsq

Whats so bad about dropping your biscuit into a cup of tea or opening the carton and getting splashed with the milk? I LOVE when I'm wearing a suit and go to open a carton of milk in the morning and it splashes all over me. I imagine it has happened to someone else,so I react the way I would if I saw it happen to someone and double over with laughter. think aboutyou know it makes sense

Pigman II

I'm a coffee drinker who doesn't dunk biscuits and has never heard of a 'can-of-milk'(?) so I really feel we have nothing more to discuss here chum.

Sparky

I hate it when I run out of penguin bars. They are great with tea. Bite the edge on on side and the edge of the opposite side and use it as a kind of straw, mmmmmm melted penguin from the inside.

GrumPy

MrSinn wrote:

i hate when the water splashes my ass when im taking a dump

Yeah! hate that myself, a bit of toilet paper in t3h toilet first reduces the chance of splash back

GrumPy

Oh, and why is everyone like "I hate cartons, they spill on me" dont 90% of milk cartons have a little plastic screw top lid now?

MrJones

anyone who cant open a milk carton at this stage of their life is definitively retarded.

Ruu wrote:

Yes I do hate it.

Karl, I have so much trouble opening up those damn cartons. Milk all over the place. Dont get me started on those!

Ruu_Old

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Oh, and why is everyone like "I hate cartons, they spill on me" dont 90% of milk cartons have a little plastic screw top lid now?

Most of them do have the lids nowadays aye. There are still some diehards that still havent moved on, in fact I havent seen any cartons with the lids in the US and Ive lived here for a year now, old carton When will they learn?:)

Dog Chaser

I hate these current milk cartons openers:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/2/21/Tetrapak.jpg

Why did they change it from this type??
http://www.tropicana.com/images/HomeLargeProducts_REV.jpg
This one was the best Tetrapak ever had! If it's not broken, why the fook did the milk companies change it for the sake of change? Especially to an inferior design!! At least SQEEZ and TROPICANA keep using the good one.

Sparky

I remember when we got our milk in bottles. It was more creamier then.
We always fought to get the top of the bottle because of the cream.

Ah those were the days.

Faith

No, imo, the worst thing is when you make a perfect cup of tea that you're dying for and you open the fridge to find your fuckers of flatmates haven't bought new milk to replace the stuff they drank. That kills me. It's even worse when it's cereal you're having.

EireRoadUser

I hate when I am working in someone's house and so badly need to have a d**p that I forget to check for the supllies .............................

Plug

People on board's don't seem to like milk carton's:(

arctic lemur

worst is running out of normal milk for tea and having to use powdered stuff!

Plug

arctic lemur wrote:

having to use powdered stuff!

WTF is that, do you live in Africa or some thing.

EireRoadUser

Plug wrote:

WTF is that, do you live in Africa or some thing.

must mean the cow and gate stuff , ewww

tallus

hate when your rabbit dies and you can't sell it's hutch

Plug

I hate school and trying to get a job. I blame the Polish etc.

singingstranger

Ron Burgundy wrote:

Milk was a bad choice!

GrumPy

Plug wrote:

I hate school and trying to get a job. I blame the Polish etc.

sooo ****in true