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My Wee Wee Smells Of Sugar Puffs

  • 27-05-2006 3:45am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Pigheads been on this planet for 28 and a bit years and never has he experienced the likes of the goings on in his bladder tonight.

    There I was going for a piss singing Under The Boardwalk, (Bruce Willis version) admiring the beauty that is my willy when all of a sudden an unmistakeable waft of Sugar Puffs went racing up my nose.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love Sugar Puffs and indeed I inhaled deeply to smell that puffy goodness, but then I said to myself "Pighead you don't keep Sugar Puffs in your bathroom, that smells coming from your wee wee fumes".

    So I bent down and put my head a couple of inches down towards the deposited urinel and sure enough the entire bowl smelt of Honey Monster food. Now admittedly I did have a bowl of Sugar Puffs earlier that evening thus making the smell of my wee wee slightly less amazing but still this has never ever happened before and I just pray to God that i'm not a freak. Dr Indy, Pighead needs some reassuring.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭kc66


    I saw something about this on boards before. I think it is a sort of a known thing that sugar puffs make your wee-wee smell like that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Mixie




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭Ozzy


    This smell business is too inconclusive Pighead, I think one must taste one's urine just to be sure! If Pighead has conclusively determined that Pighead's wee smells and tastes definatively of SP then Fighead may switch to Shreddies which is tasteless and odourless as is, even before processed in Nighead's sweet smelling guts.

    For the record, I have never ever tasted Sugar Puffs ever before, although if the Honey Monster is out there love your work man...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead needs some reassuring.

    If Pighead is worried about his wee-wees he should go to his doctor. While it's probably a figment of his imagination, sweet-smelling urine is also symptomatic of conditions like diabetes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I said it before and I'll say it again, I love pigheads posts. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    Yes one does love Pigheads post, but I think i speak for most of us when I say, ewwww! LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    As an avid eater of sugar puffs I can attest to the veracity of this sugar puff wee phenomenon.
    Now the only question is... does the honey monsters widdle also smell like sugar puffs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    Interesting. So you like the smell of your piss then?
    does the honey monsters widdle also smell like sugar puffs?

    Only one way to find out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    They did a test on Brainaic about this some weeks ago. Apparently asparagus does the same thing. I do recall being in primary school and experiencing such an aroma...that said...that would have been the last time I tasted a sugar puff...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭dimerocks


    it's almost enough to put you off sugar puffs. Not quite enough but almost.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Hey pighead, think of the possibilties of this: Market your urine as a cereal drink, an accompaniment to a great breakfast, sell it to kiddies for an inflated price off the back of a truck, and boom! Money-session on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭andrew163


    As an occasional sugar-puff eater I can confirm Pighead's mysterious story. Sugar Puffs are weird like that... the smell stays with your urine for hours after you eat them... and it's one strongassed smell...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 Catney


    Pighead wrote:
    Pigheads been on this planet for 28 and a bit years and never has he experienced the likes of the goings on in his bladder tonight.

    There I was going for a piss singing Under The Boardwalk, (Bruce Willis version) admiring the beauty that is my willy when all of a sudden an unmistakeable waft of Sugar Puffs went racing up my nose.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love Sugar Puffs and indeed I inhaled deeply to smell that puffy goodness, but then I said to myself "Pighead you don't keep Sugar Puffs in your bathroom, that smells coming from your wee wee fumes".

    So I bent down and put my head a couple of inches down towards the deposited urinel and sure enough the entire bowl smelt of Honey Monster food. Now admittedly I did have a bowl of Sugar Puffs earlier that evening thus making the smell of my wee wee slightly less amazing but still this has never ever happened before and I just pray to God that i'm not a freak. Dr Indy, Pighead needs some reassuring.

    I like you pighead, this is very funny. I too have come across this phenomenon. Works well with spicy soups also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭*Tripper*


    This has happened to me before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    You are what you pee.

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,894 ✭✭✭evad_lhorg


    cinemq popcorn does this to me. everytime i go to the cinema i get a large popcorn with butter on it and when i get home my 'wee wee' smells like popcorn.


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