Favourite Comedy Quote

Scoops

Whats your favourite comedy movie quote/quotes?

I have lots but one of them would have to be from the Naked Gun films -

Drebin: It's true what they say. Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano: Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Necronomicon

I dunno, I'm sure I'd think of a few if I turned on Anchorman!
60% of the time, it works......every time....

RE*AC*TOR

Fletch: Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

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Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

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[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops]
Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights.

Scoops

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary

Excellent!!

homah_7ft

The Jerk has some classic lines.

"I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff."

Navin R. Johnson: Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
Navin R. Johnson: What was it?
Marie: "The Way We Were."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The Big Lebowski

"You can imagine what happens next!"
"He fixes the cable...?"

homah_7ft

Here's a good sound clip from The Jerk

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Jerk=weeks.mp3

Bodhidharma

See below.

spacecoyote

"I will never die" from Team America

Not just the best comedy line from a movie, probably the best line from any movie

garred

"Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you’ll never hear the buffalo comin. Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity"

Jim Carrey - Me, Myself and Irene

"Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst".

Leslie Nielsen - Naked Gun

Sm0ke

Airplane:

"Surely u cant be serious?"
Leslie Nielsen: i am serious and dont call me shirly


Leslie Nielsen:We need to get her to a hospital
Woman from airplane : a Hospital? What is it?(Cant remember her name)
Leslie Nielsen: Its a big building with sick people ,but thats not important right now!


his delivery is brilliant!

paconnors

Buford T. Justice: There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Scoops

garred wrote:

"Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you’ll never hear the buffalo comin. Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity"

Jim Carrey - Me, Myself and Irene

I love that movie! When he's ducking the kids head under the water - Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
Charlie Baileygates: Wrong answer. And the names Hank, f**kface!

meditraitor

Wizard of Oz

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

The king of quote's
Groucho MArx
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know. (Animal Crackers)


We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks. (Animal Crackers)


Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. (Monkey Business)


Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? (Monkey Business)


Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? (Horse Feathers)


My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. (Horse Feathers)


Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice. (Horse Feathers)


I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. (Horse Feathers)

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Horse Feathers)


I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.


Clear? Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it. (Duck Soup)


Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. (Duck Soup)


Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. (Duck Soup)


You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. (Duck Soup)


You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. (Duck Soup)


Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon. (Duck Soup)


Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. (Duck Soup)


Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.


When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. (Night at the Opera)


You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie. (Night at the Opera)


No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling. (At the Circus)


I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. (Go West)


We've got to speed things up in this hotel. Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself. (A Night in Casablanca)


A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Double Dynamite)

Scoops

thats a hell of a post meditraitor!

Peter Collins

Smokey and the Bandit II

The sherrif to Junior:
"There is no way that you could have come from my loins....and when I get home, I'm gonna put a big lump on ya mama's head"

meditraitor

Scoops wrote:

thats a hell of a post meditraitor!

Sure is,


the old cut and paste trick

Scoops

pa connors and peter collins posted the same quote only slightly different but who is correct?? :rolleyes:

Bartonprince

Not from a movie, but from 2 and a half men.

Sheens brother?: Why you so happy?

Sheen: Tonight the night my man!

Sheens brother: For what?

Sheen: The 3 day rule, i'm gonna sleep with her tonight.

Sheens brother: eh.. don't you mean the 3 DATE rule?

Sheen: WHAT???...... Now thats just crazy talk.....

humanji

Well meditraitor, you left out two of my favourites:

Ah I could dance with you til the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home! (A Day At The Races, I think)

(refering to an old woman singing on the stage)
Imagine feeling how she looks! (A Night At The Opera)

And from Airplane 2: The Sequel
(excuse the probably misquote but it's years since I've seen it)
Ted: That's where it all happened. Over Mucho Grande.
Doctor: Over Mucho Grande?
Ted: No, I don't think I'll ever get over Mucha Grande.

meditraitor

jomanji wrote:

Well meditraitor, you left out two of my favourites:

Ah I could dance with you til the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home! (A Day At The Races, I think)

classic:D

oneweb

Without a doubt some of the funniest I've ever had the pleasure of splitting my sides with...

Dick Solomon: Darling, there's only one thing I love more than you. And that's me.

Dick Solomon: Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your ouse, I cannot touch you here or there, I cannot touch you anywhere!

[After drinking household chemicals]
Harry Solomon: Um, I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.
[Looks at upside-down can]
Harry Solomon: Could somebody please call "116"?

Dick Solomon: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.

DublinWriter

Peg Bundy: Did you miss me, Al?
Al Bundy: Yeah, with every shot so far.

ciaran76

I love the Marx brothers quotes. Others I love are from Zoolander (yes I know alot of people hate it

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique
and

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

and finally

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Scoops

Irene P. Waters: Could we maybe get Charlie back out here for a huddle?
Hank Evans: Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity.

Scoops

ciaran76 wrote:

I love the Marx brothers quotes. Others I love are from Zoolander (yes I know alot of people hate it

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique
and

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

and finally

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

I like the bit when J.P. Prewitt explains the whole plot to him outlining every little detail - and Derek says -
Derek: "But why male models?"
J.P. Prewitt: "Are you serious? I just-- I just told you that a moment ago."
Derek: "Right."

RE*AC*TOR

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing.

Scoops

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing.

whats that from?

RE*AC*TOR

Scoops wrote:

whats that from?

HEATHEN!!!

Groundhog Day.

Don't tell me you've never seen Groundhog Day?

Scoops

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

HEATHEN!!!

Groundhog Day.

Don't tell me you've never seen Groundhog Day?

Oh yeah now I remember, he byus insurance from him doesn't he?

Setun

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid:

It's the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try and correct them, they'll kill ya.

What a guy!

Diamondmaker

Bottom, Spudgun comments that they changed the name from Emerdale farm to Emerdale to "pack more story in"!:D

Rhyme

Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.

- Harold Grisham (Rat Race)

Rcuomo

from Hot shots -
admiral benson walks into the briefing room -

benson - many of you are wondering what has happened to my pants.
well they started running out of material at the knee, so don't give me any ****....the mission is to infiltrate the enemy toast here (pointing to a map)
2nd in command - the enemy coast, sir.
benson - coast eh? that'll take a bit more planning.

&

Admiral Benson and his 2nd in command are on the top of the ship when benson's cap blows away in the wind-

benson - oh darn, there's goes my hat. Swing the ship around and get it.
2nd - but sir, the mission
benson - I can't be an admiral without my hat. Okay, send a man out in a boat to get it.
2nd - but we could be days
benson - we'll tape all his favourite shows, he won't miss a thing - do i have to think of everything?

J.R.HARTLEY

This is spinal tap

David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.
___________________________________
Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.
_______________________________________
David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
________________________________________________________
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
_______________________________________________________



Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

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Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

Narcissus

Haha class!

I love the two word review:

**** sandwich!



There was a really good one from Airplane.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

J.R.HARTLEY

what about ther clearance checks in airplane: always cracks me up

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

humanji

Daddio wrote:

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid:

It's the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try and correct them, they'll kill ya.

What a guy!

I love that film,

Steve Martin is about to be taken outside to be roughed up:
"What's he paying you guys? I'll double it and we'll beat the **** out of him!"

Crash

LA story:

[Admiring a painting]
Harris: I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.
[the painting is revealed to be of a red rectangle]

Harris: Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time.

Harris: Here, let me not drive for a while.

Guy with neck-support: I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso.
Movie critic: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Policeman: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris: I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Guy with neck-support: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Movie critic: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia: I'll have a twist of lemon.

Harris: Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
[BEEP]
Sara: Hello?
Harris: Hello.
Sara: Hello?
Harris: Hello.
Sara: Is this a person?
Harris: Yes, it is a person.

Crook: Hi. My name is Bob. I'll be your robber.
Harris: [hands him the money] Hi, how are you?
Crook: Thank you very much.

[whilst showing Sara around LA]
Harris: Some of these buildings are over 20 years old.

Harris: Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, "Hey... life is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much." Of course I'm paraphrasing: "Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

joker77

Dodgeball, from Patches O'Houlahan:
"You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop"

Setun

joker77 wrote:

Dodgeball, from Patches O'Houlahan:
"You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop"

That was the movie line of last summer! Brilliant stuff!

Dead Men Don't Wear plaid:
-"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
-"Probably, I've been somewhere before".

J.R.HARTLEY

J.R.HARTLEY wrote:

what about ther clearance checks in airplane: always cracks me up

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Aha ha ha ha .. anytime I read that I almost cry with laughter.

Fletch - exits office of guy he is trying to get info from - but he didn't.
This guy's assistant is in this room.

Fletch (to woman): - "So where is John flying to again..."

woman: - "Who are you?"

Fletch: - "Frieda's boss."

woman: - "Oh, to Denver"
(or somewhere like that - doesn't really matter)

woman: - "Wait a minute, who's Frieda?"

(as he walks out the door)
Fletch: - "My secretary".

A classic.

ooops - just noticed that that one was posted already - still.... it can't be repeated enough that one - and is even better in the movie.

Another one....

guy to Fletch: - "What's your name?"

Fletch:- "Poon"

guy again: - "Poon... where's that from?"

Fletch: - "Scots-Romanian"

The Chevster is a legend.

biko

Spinal Tap

Nigel: "You see, most blokes will be playing at 10. You’re on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."
DiBergi: "Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
Nigel (after taking a moment to let this sink in): "These go to 11."

Scoops

biko wrote:

Spinal Tap

Nigel: "You see, most blokes will be playing at 10. You’re on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."
DiBergi: "Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
Nigel (after taking a moment to let this sink in): "These go to 11."

classic

iswallowglass

Napoleon Dynamite?? The whole movie should be quoted!!

jetfire

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's Dick and become insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... Porkin his wife!{jim carrey-ace ventura}

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Deleted User wrote:

Aha ha ha ha .. anytime I read that I almost cry with laughter.

I know that name.... Stryker... Stryker... Stryker...
(Behind him the gay controller shrugs and punches a passing woman)

"The ****'s really gonna hit the fan now!!"
(Obvious visual)

trillianv

I know not from a comedy really but Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter) in Fight Club "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!" I know not out and out humour but I always laugh at that line.

nollaig

From the commitments,

Jimmy Rabbitte: What do you play?
Failed Drug Buyer: I used to play football in school.
Jimmy Rabbitte: I mean, what instrument?
Failed Drug Buyer: I don't.
Jimmy Rabbitte: What are you doing here, then?
Failed Drug Buyer: Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh -- I thought you were selling drugs.


Doesnt work as well as text as it does on screen.

From the snapper,

Kay Curley: It's a terrible shock...
Dessie Curley: What is?
Kay Curley: Being married for 25 years, and finding out your husband's a prick.

and

Dessie Curley: [at a pub, after Sharon's delivery] 7 pounds 12 ounces.
Loner: Is that a baby, or a turkey?
Dessie Curley: A baby!
Loner: That's a good-sized baby.
Dessie Curley: Right.
Loner: Small turkey, though.

From The Ringer,
Winston: When the **** did we get ice cream?

One of the best lines ever delivered.

From the Naked Gun,

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

From Man on the Moon,
Andy Kaufman: I am sick of this ****, Lawler. I am gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, I swear to God. **** you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? **** you! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a mother****ing, ****ing asshole! Okay?

and

Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?

Tony Clifton, one of the funniest characters ever created

From American Pie,

Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and ****ing *use* them!

Another great line is

Sister Superior: You stole money because you want to get *out* of organized crime?
Brian Hope: Oh, it was stolen already.
Charlie McManus: The important thing is that now the good guys have got it instead of the bad guys.
Brian Hope: Yeah. It's like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.
Sister Superior: Who are you going to give this money to?
Brian Hope: Us. We're poor.

From Nuns on the Run



Too hard to pick one out of hose. All classics