One Handed Bra Opening. Can You Do It?

Pighead · 23-05-2006 7:12pm #1

Pighead can do it with his eyes shut at this stage. It wasn't always so easy though. I remember back in 91 trying to undo Mary Brennans bra and making a right mess of it almost strangling the poor girl in the process. Lets just say there wasn't any breast feeling for Pighead that day.

Thank Christ I had an understanding sister who let me practice on her in my early teens(Undoing her bra that is you filthy beasts). All those hours of practise paid dividents in the intervening hornbag years and today I find it as challenging as a thread in After Hours.

What about you chaps with no sisters, how have you managed over the years. And what aboutthe chicks, how the fcuk do you do that thing where you take the bra off from underneath your top and pull it out of the sleeve. Thats never ever fails to impress me.

Kersh · 23-05-2006 7:14pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

If im wearing one, yes, and on my girlfriend yes.

Lord Oz · 23-05-2006 7:15pm

You must have big manboobs.

dimerocks · 23-05-2006 7:19pm

I take the straps from her shoulders and pull the bra over her head

i used to be awful at it to the stage where i feared the bra, now my fear has subsided and I am much better. Not at one handed stage yet mind you. And then sometimes you get those really tricky bastards. And front openers...jesus most of the time you don't see them coming. Its tough being a guy, girls have it easy the hardest bit if the belt and thats fcuking piss.

Merrick · 23-05-2006 7:21pm

Ha ha, I can take my bra off and pull it out my sleeve, and you'll never find out how...

gimmick · 23-05-2006 7:21pm

Sorry pighead.

23-05-2006 7:21pm

My boyfriend can. Impressive trick

Pighead · 23-05-2006 7:29pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

bluewolf wrote:

My boyfriend can. Impressive trick

The fact that you say its and impressive trick implies that he is in the minority. Would Pighead be correct to assume this bluewolf? I'm sure you've had a few bras unclasped on you in your time. Would it be fair to say that the majority of lads have been fumblers? If my hunch is correct then this poll is being voted for by LIARS

Scraggs · 23-05-2006 7:31pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Yeah I'd have to agree with ya PH most lads are fumblers [well imo at least...]

mad m · 23-05-2006 7:32pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Can do it left handed and right handed.I wonder if Christy Brown could of done it with his left foot?

petes · 23-05-2006 7:33pm

Try to do it when you are drunk....with two hands.

23-05-2006 7:39pm

Minority indeed, IIRC

missingtime · 23-05-2006 7:47pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Yep i've become quite the pro at this stage. Can even do it left handed!!! I even done it in front of one of the girlfriends friends. She was well impressed but not so much the gf.
If its a new bra though then its a little trickier. But practice makes perfect and it is probably the best type of practice there is.

WhiteWashMan · 23-05-2006 7:48pm

yes.

with either hand.

scojones · 23-05-2006 7:49pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

I thought everyone could do this... Yay to being in a minority!

Pighead · 23-05-2006 7:53pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

sjones wrote:

I thought everyone could do this... Yay to being in a minority!

Yeah the same thing happened when Pighead told his buddies he could open bras with his teeth. I was shocked this wasn't commonplace amongst blokes.

Giblet · 23-05-2006 7:53pm

I open 2 bras at the same time, one in each hand.

What I'm impying is that two girls wanted me to take off their bras so I could feel their mammaries because I'm am too much man.

23-05-2006 7:53pm

maybe I just knew some clumsy guys or forgot
*shrug*

ambro25 · 23-05-2006 7:55pm

I'm mindful of the thread title, but you left out the 'look, no hands!' option, and I feel unduly prejudiced

EDIT Pighead beat me to the post with his 20:53 effort. Note to self - must compare notes with the porcine cranium some day for much mirth I'm sure /EDIT

Seasoned pro here, not yet met one that was problematic enough to warrant two hands - and that includes brassieres (or do you call them corsets as well in IE?)

(...but then again I am the most modest

)

muckwarrior · 23-05-2006 7:56pm

I'd manage it sometimes alright, but I'd always have the other hand ready just in case.

I remember years ago though, probably one of the first bras I encountered, while very very drunk, no matter what I tried the bastard wouldn't open so I got pissed off and just broke it open! Needless to say she wasn't very happy when she went to close it again

eoinf · 23-05-2006 7:56pm

i can do it just by looking at one

shazam

scojones · 23-05-2006 7:58pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Pighead wrote:

Yeah the same thing happened when Pighead told his buddies he could open bras with his teeth. I was shocked this wasn't commonplace amongst blokes.

We are kings Pighead. Kings.

Mr. Presentable · 23-05-2006 8:02pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

One of my first, must've spent 10 minutes on it before she told me it was a front loader

Pighead · 23-05-2006 8:02pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Giblet wrote:

I open 2 bras at the same time, one in each hand.

What I'm impying is that two girls wanted me to take off their bras so I could feel their mammaries because I'm am too much man.

There is no way Pigheads giving you credit for that Giblet. We both know you're not telling the whole story. As you conveniently forgot to inform the people of boards those two "girls" whose bras you unclasped were actually mannequins from Ann Summers. And if you deny this fact then answer us this. Have you been in Ann Summers at all this year? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Steoob · 23-05-2006 8:06pm

i cant take one off with my thumb and one single finger from the front of the girl and can often do it without my girlfriend noticing

... AND i can take it off from under her top too... ive become fairly pro at it these days

snickerpuss · 23-05-2006 8:16pm

Yeah my boyfriend can, he does it without me noticing! Damn him...

Kastro · 23-05-2006 8:17pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

my gf normally goes nuts when i do it to her..
she makes me do it back up with one hand..
hence im a pro

Pighead · 23-05-2006 8:21pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Kastro wrote:

my gf normally goes nuts when i do it to her..
she makes me do it back up with one hand..
hence im a pro

Kastro bring her out rollerskating and undo her bra through her jumper while shes going down a steep hill Its hilarious watching them try and keep their balance whilst holding their breasticles.

[Jackass] · 23-05-2006 8:28pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

I got the one handed flick down to a tee...but here's one for you, I can also do it with 1 foot...true story!

CathyMoran · 23-05-2006 8:32pm

Smccarrick can do it, even if I am wearing a top or even a coat...he even was able to do it when he broke his finger.

Gandhi · 23-05-2006 8:42pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Would I lose marks for using scissors? Or get extra points for being thoughtful enough to carry said scissors?

Manolo Blahnik · 23-05-2006 8:47pm

Chance would be a fine thing.

Pighead wrote:

I take the straps from her shoulders and pull the bra over her head

Wtf?? How does that work?

Note - It's harder to fasten a bra

I love when guys get stuck.

I'm so evil I leave them at it for ages smiling at them awww cute.

Tar.Aldarion · 23-05-2006 8:51pm

Chance would be a fine thing.

I put fumbling, as I always do, damn you bulmers.

Pighead · 23-05-2006 9:00pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I put fumbling, as I always do, damn you bulmers.

Damn you bulmers nothing! Without the bulmers there would be no chick to perform said fumbling on. Respect the magical powers of the alcohol.

Selik · 23-05-2006 9:04pm

Yeah I can mostly...

I've had enough practice.

skittishkitten · 23-05-2006 9:06pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Yes , but I've had alot of practice.

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Pighead · 23-05-2006 9:08pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Giles wrote:

Yeah I can mostly...

I've had enough practice.

Ah so you've got a sister too then Giles. Hurrah for open-minded helpful sisters.

crosstownk · 23-05-2006 9:15pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

I'm right handed - but for some reason I can undo a bra better with my left - it never lets me down;)

tk123 · 23-05-2006 9:19pm

Merrick wrote:

Ha ha, I can take my bra off and pull it out my sleeve, and you'll never find out how...

Me too - na-na-ne-na-naaaa:D Hey Pighead - you should put that as an option in the poll too!!

Selik · 23-05-2006 9:20pm

Pighead wrote:

Ah so you've got a sister too then Giles. Hurrah for open-minded helpful sisters.

No sister actually.... sounds like you might've had a fairly accomodating one though...

besty · 23-05-2006 9:26pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

I'm happy to report that I've mastered this art!

It's a crucial one in order not to ruin hot and heavy moments!

Pythia · 23-05-2006 9:27pm

My boyf is rather good at it.
Although some bras have tighter hooks on them on and are harder to get off than others.

seamus · 23-05-2006 9:27pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

I can do it with either hand. But not with both

Wacker · 23-05-2006 9:31pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

What is great fun is to hug a girl in a friendlt manner in a oublic place, and then *BANG* unleash the magic. If you can do it quickly enough, girls are usually too impressed to be offended. I used to do this to the girls I worked with in a newsagent while they were serving customers behind the counter. Now, that results in a funny reaction.

This is one thing that I feel I have a talent for, as I have not had much practice at all, to be more honest than any other bloke here will be!

Kinetic^ · 23-05-2006 9:33pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

It's easy peasy!!!!

seamus · 23-05-2006 9:35pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

Wacker wrote:

What is great fun is to hug a girl in a friendlt manner in a oublic place, and then *BANG* unleash the magic. If you can do it quickly enough, girls are usually too impressed to be offended. I used to do this to the girls I worked with in a newsagent while they were serving customers behind the counter. Now, that results in a funny reaction.

Actually it's much more impressive if you can do it without them even noticing. "When did you do that?" is usually followed by a bag of kudos

skittishkitten · 23-05-2006 9:42pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

They don't notice ?? My "girls" are big enough that if they were "unleashed" I would definitely know. Undoing a girls bra in public is not a very nice thing to do. I would be highly annoyed !

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Pighead · 23-05-2006 9:49pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

This poll is a crock of poo. Theres no way nearly 70% of the boards lads are able to undo a bra with one hand. No fcuking way. For a start a large percentage of blokes on boards are afraid of real girls and would be way more comfortable deciphering a C++ programme than musing over the workings of a womans bra.

Secondly a lot of the blokes in the poll are young uns and have just about mastered the art of pulling up their own trousers nevermind unhooking a lady's brassiere(melekalikimaka I'm looking at you you lying young pup)

Pigheads been with millions of women and almost all of them have said "Wow I've never been with a man who could take off my lacy bra so fluently and skilfully and one handedly before" This would suggest to me that taking off a bra one handed is indeed a genuine talent on a par with those blokes that make Waterford Crystal or Cobblers. The poll results are suggest otherwise which is a lying shame. Lads just be honest. We won't judge.

Femelade · 23-05-2006 9:57pm

my neighbour does it to me all the time, it takes him like 2 seconds, its fairly amazing really. sometimes i dont know he's done it, his hand is faster than the eye.

seamus · 23-05-2006 10:00pm

A fair bit of fumbling but get the job done eventually.

skittishkitten wrote:

They don't notice ?? My "girls" are big enough that if they were "unleashed" I would definitely know. Undoing a girls bra in public is not a very nice thing to do. I would be highly annoyed !

Well of course, you do "distract" the young lady while you do it. Can't say I've ever done it in public to a woman I wasn't going out with.

biko · 23-05-2006 10:06pm

Pighead wrote:

Thank Christ I had an understanding sister who let me practice on her in my early teens(Undoing her bra that is you filthy beasts).

Eeeewww, and no - I need to use both hands.

I'll start using the old line:
"Tell you what - I'll make the tea, and you take your bra off"

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