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Caught sleeping at your desk?

  • 22-05-2006 7:17am
    #1
    tosh_thedude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭


    *The TOP 10 Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk*

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! I left the top off the Tipex. You probably got here just in time!"

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for weight resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaff in the wrong pot..."

    ...and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

    1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."


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  • #2
    jobonar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    :D must remember these.... never no when thy could come in handy


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