My Cuckoos Nest Friends. THREAD OF THE WEEK

Tar.Aldarion

This serenade is for you!
I sing to you as I type.


I'm glad to see you nesfters
I had a funny dream
And you were wearing funny shoes
You were going to a dance
You were dressed like a punk but you are too young to remember, Nightwish.

I'm glad to see you
I'm outside your house sebthebum, stalking.
I'm not thinking right today
I've got no energy
I'm glad that you are waiting with me sarky
Tell me all about your day, what is in your orifice?

Breaking off is misery
I see a wilderness for you and me simu,
Punctuated by philosophy
I'm wondering how things could've been

I'm happy for you county
You've made it hard for me
I counted on your company
You are staying with your friends homah, shabadu, fadetogrey and tsubh tonight
I'm feeling sorry for myself
I keep taking everything to be a sign

I'm happy for you
But now I know this hurt is poison
Too sharp to be bled
I'm sitting on my empty bed
I'm on my empty bed
At night the fever grows it's pounding pounding, like i wish teebs..ahem

I'd rather be in Scraggs
I'd rather listen to Funky Penguin-oh
And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku
There's something wrong with me, I'm a cuckoo

Scary moment, lovin' every moment
I was high from playing shows
We lost a singer Nightwish, to her clothes
My trouble raised its ugly head
I was revealed
And I was home in bed
I was a kid again

SarkyJesus told me, go after every coin like it was the last in the world
And protect the wayward child
But I'm a little lost ...sheep?
I need my Bo Peep
You know I need My Shepherd here tonight

Breaking off is misery Jezza,
I see a wilderness for you and me
Punctuated by philosimuphy
I'm wondering how things could've been

I'd like to see you
But really I should stay away
And let you settle down
I've got no claims to your crown amp
I was the boss of you
And I loved you
You know I loved you
It's all over now

And I was there for you
When you were lonely
I was there when you were bad
I was there when you were sad
Now it's my time of need
I'm thinking, do I have to plead to get you by my side?

I'd rather be in you guys
I'd rather listen to Rhyme-oh
And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku
There's something wrong with me, I'm a cuckoo

homah_7ft

I was terrified for a moment that I wouldn't get a mention. This is certainly food for thought, cuckoo food if you will.

county

touching,very touching;)

funky penguin

Masterful. Brings a tear to my eye.....

Bravo Tar!

tba

Rhyme

Belieeeeeve!

Was the last line a reference to the Belle & Sebastian song?

Tar.Aldarion

Dude, eh, of course!
Great sig.

tba wrote:

Don't be so worried, you'll never see me coming.




....sheep?

Tar.Aldarion

homah_7ft wrote:

I was terrified for a moment that I wouldn't get a mention.

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a **** about you, like I do.

Count the bodies like ...sheep?
Count the bodies like ...sheep?
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
To the rhythm of the war drums
Count the bodies like ...sheep?
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
To the rhythm of the war drums
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
To the rhythm of the war drums
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
Go back to sleep
Go to sleep [x7x7x7]
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
To the rhythm of the war drums
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like ...sheep?
To the rhythm of the war drums
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
To the rhythm of the war drums!
I’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same, I must isolate you…
Isolate and save you from yourself …

singingstranger

/me warbles to the tune of the Lithuanian song

Sheep! (Sheep!) Sheep! (Sheep!) Sheep like a walrus!
Sheep! (Sheep!) Sheep! (Sheep!) Sheep like a walrus!...

Scraggs

Wooo I got a mention!! Mercy buckets Tar-alicious

Nightwish

Dammit I wanted a song to myself *sulks*

county

Nightwish wrote:

Dammit I wanted a song to myself *sulks*

"hint hint" tar

Tar.Aldarion

Nightwish wrote:

Dammit I wanted a song to myself *sulks*

You're never happy!
It was originally for you(:o) and then I expanded. *Sigh*
I'll start back on another now, these things takes ages as I have no talent.

Now, what genre should it be...hmmmmm
How do I fit creme eggs and clothes into a rhyming scheme.

"hint hint" tar

I know, ever so subtle is our dearest Nightwish.

Nightwish

I just had two creme eggs. they were divine. oh yeah I'm as subtle as hell aint I...so come on Tar I await your finest.

Tar.Aldarion

Where the hell do you keep getting your creme eggs, I can't find any. I lust for them now.

Well you can wait awhile, that one took aggges(we don't want anything less tahn a masterpiece now do we?), my journal/writing pad is in the other room and I'm not moving my ass for you!(yet)
*shakey*

Nightwish

Dunnes are selling them 2 for the price of one. Now go eat some get inspired and write me a ditty that Tom Arraya would be proud of.

Tar.Aldarion

Be careful, if I ever see you again, I will get drunk and sing it.
Now I feel all pressured. *runs*

Sparky

Tar. no mention of me

/cries

what did I do wrong? what? why?
I thought you would love me after the pic i done for you.

/sniffles

Scraggs

Sparky no song that could ever exist could exist your true eh...sparkiness..
besides Elisha would prob get all jealous!

Tar.Aldarion

Sparky-s wrote:

Tar. no mention of me

/cries

what did I do wrong? what? why?
I thought you would love me after the pic i done for you.

/sniffles

I only got the regularies in, mostly from the orifice and previous poster threads, sorry!
I am in love with my desktop you made, thanks.
I just noticed the 'Made for Tar.Aldarion by sparky-s 2006' at the bottom there, lol!



Now I wrote something whilst watching stargate, poor Daniel was on an alternate Earth.
Let's see what ya think.
:P


Lying in my bed, all alone,
I need Nightwish to soothe my soul.
Understanding, not too demanding.
Helping me with music, oh so astounding.
I fall, and I crawl, "chill out you emo youngin', up off the floor"
Have a little joy, have a little faith...
Live life, have a little hope and have a lot of fun... she's not the one.


Dear Catastrophe Nightwish,
I wrote a letter to her on a nothing day.
I asked somebody “Could you send my letter away?”
“You are too young to put all of your hopes in just one envelope”
I said goodbye to someone that I love.
And it was hard.
You have seen me do alright.
Upon my face, "you may think you’re alone but you may think again"

If I could do just one near perfect thing I’d be happy.
They’d write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes.
On second thoughts, I’d rather hang around and be there with my friend Nightwish,
If she wants me?

And far away, somebody read the letter,
She condescends to read the words I wrote about her.
And if she smiles, it’s no more than a genius deserves,
For all my curious nerve and my passion.

If I could do just one near perfect thing I’d be happy.
They’d write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes.
On second thoughts, I’d rather hang around and be there with my friend Nightwish,
If she wants me? If she wants me yeah.

Dear Catastrophe Nightwish,
I’m sorry if you seem to have the weight of the world over you.
I cherish your smile, there’s a word of peace on your lips.
Say it, and with tenderness, I’ll cherish you.
Dear Catastrophe girl friend,
I’m sorry if I hit you with a full can of Coke, It’s no joke.
Your face is bleeding,
You’ll soon be leaving this town and back to the horrible Dublin, to the clowns who worship,
No one but themselves.
No one but themselves.
I hate feeling this way, oh
I hate feeling this way, ohh
I know that you hate it too, oh
Now that your coffee is growing cold, oh
All of the customers in Argos look so old, oh
Honey, if I could be so bold,
Dear Catastrophe Argos. Dear Catastrophe Argos.
I’m sorry if the emo kids hold you in cool disregard, I know it’s hard.
Stick to what you know, You’ll blow them all to the wall.
When they realise what you’ve been working for...You’ve been working for.

Well, if the one called Áine had a wish,
it would be to be not called after that Avril dish.
Creme eggs are found by those who wear flares, to be more delish...
And hold no fear of a leer when Tar is near.
Shimmering, travelling light, echoing love at first sight. Glimmering, glistening, waking up the darkest night.
Waiting for her travelling light. Though the sun has yet to appear, inkling faint preception is near.
Bloodied by Tar's humour due, leaves and trees are calling you, waiting for my travelling light.
Shimmering, travelling light, music awaits, under the sky.
Coming clear on boards beneath Cloud, destination here and now, I behold the light.
She knows no time, she knows no bounds, rays of light are travelling, cloaks at night unravelling, Nightwish and her travelling light.
If she could say what she would like to see, it would be a boyfriend on one knee.
But then, where would we be, no Nightwish for you and me?
"Marry me today?" No, she has a wedding dress on lay-away.
Shimmering, travelling light, echoing love at first sight.
Glimmering, glistening, the chaos will see her tomorrow night, waiting for her travelling light.
I will be pat's Ferdinand, and him my wayward girl.
One day yee will elope with me in private, and we will set something ablaze, a trail for the devil to eraze.



;):o

I'll upload teh wordpad for all my fans, the original A4 copy however will be in a safety deposit box with evanescence symbol sketches on it and such. Only the worthy will find it.

Sarky

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Sparky

awwwwww

Nightwish

now thats a song

Thankeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

funky penguin

Tar, you're such a dote.

Tar.Aldarion

So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart, forever trust in who we are...and nothing else matters.
I've never opened myself this way, life is ours, we live it our way, all these words I don't ust say...

Nightwish

Just a small town boy, livin in lonely Galway
He took the midday bus goin to Dublin
Just a country boy, born and raised in Sligo
He took the midday bus goin to Dublin

A band in a small venue
A smell of fart and sweaty men
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down O Connell St
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight touts, living to sell their tickets
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Moshing hard to get his fill,
Tar.Aldarion wants a thrill
Playing poker to get to Dublin,
Just one more time
Sometimes he wins, and never will he lose
He was born to get hammered by drinking booze
Oh, the concert never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Dont stop believing
In the overachieving
Sligo boy

Tar.Aldarion

Aww, I love it a lot
!

/me saves it




[Edit]Stand up, why not sing along? Together, ain't nothing so strong.[/Edit]

Tar.Aldarion - The Professor.

Well I don't know if I'm wrong, Cause she's only just gone.
A miscarraige of an Errant Soul.
Here's to another relationship...Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease,
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means.
Nightwish cried when she should and she laughed when she could.
Here's to the man with his face in the mud.
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time,
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind.
What makes Nightwish come and what makes her stay?
What makes her run, run away... yeah
And what makes a man?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know any more.
No, no, no, no...
I don't know if I'm wrong, cause shes only just gone
Why the **** is this day taking so long?

I was choking on a Creme Egg,
Nightwish said “Have some Coke instead”
I was sleeping maybe three hours.
You said “You should get to bed”
I was feeling like a loser.
You said “Hey, you’ve still got me”
I was feeling pretty lonely.
You said “You wanted to be free”
I was looking for a good time,
You said “Let the good times start”
With a quiver of your eyelid,
You took on what should have been cassys part.
Maybe I’m a little greedy,
You said “Think before you speak”
Sometimes I’m a little seedy,
You said “Everyone is weak”
Now I feel a little better,
Is there something I can do?
But I never heard the answer
I never had a clue.

BlueSpiral

*bottom lip quivers*
Me see me nowhere, Tar.

Me not friend?

Tar.Aldarion

Oh about that...*runs*


Damn, I knew i would forget people, that just means I love you more.

county

you cant please everybody tar

*grinning knowing i was mentioned*

funky penguin

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Oh about that...*runs*


Damn, I knew i would forget people, that just means I love you more.

;_;

Tar.Aldarion

Oh crap, I should have used spoilers.
;_;
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This is thread of the whatnow?
SarkyJesus, own up.

fuzzywiggle

o.O

Shabadu

O.o

Sarky

>_>


<_<

Shabadu

'_'

Sarky

:€

:<

Shabadu

OvO

(.) (.)

Pair of eyes, or perky boobs. You decide!

Sarky

All seeing boobies ftw!

Sarky

Sarky wrote:

All seeing boobies ftw!

Im never going to be able to look at a pair of breasts the same way now.

Damn you! DAYUM JOO!

Sarky

What, have you never watched Species?

Sarky

Sarky wrote:

What, have you never watched Species?

Years ago. The bits I remember are of a hot chick naked. And thats the way's I wanna keep's it.

Sarky

Extendable, prehensile nipples that could strangle you from 20 yards!

But, Jaysus, what a helluva way to die!

Sarky

No, she was all grey and spiky by then. The nipples may have had mouths, too. I'm not sure, I'm probably mixing things up with Lovecraft again.

That would suck then.

.. its strange what you get when you type "eye boobies" into google images

funky penguin

Deleted User wrote:

That would suck then.

.. its strange what you get when you type "eye boobies" into google images

Strangely Arousing that is!





Oh yeah...

Sarky

His name is Funky,
He lives on the second floor...

I demand a verse about me!