Funny Stories in the Gym (Continued)

Cravez

I decided to ressurect an old thread to see if anyone had any recent funny stories to tell of what happened to themselves or someone else in the gym. As it so happens i have one myself....about myself

Yesterday i was in my gym working on my back, after doing some gruelling deadlifts i decided to move onto doing some good mornings. Loaded the bar, got into position and started doing the exercise. However after the third rep as i bent down without any fault of my own i let out a massive sounding fart! i was still in the same postion, my back horizontally and i just bursted out laughing, and one or two other gym goers found this hilarious as well . as you can imagine being in that position and letting off a fart involunteerly during a good morning is quite a hilarious thing to imagine!

So since iv gotten the ball rolling does anyone else have anything interesting or funny stories as of late?

yomchi

in Total Fitness (Blanch) there is a guy there who likes to lift weights, weighs about 17 stone and says he'd need to loose about a stone to compete at the NABBA's this year.. so we all know what type of guy this is!
Anyway, he's upped his cardio so does a bit on the treadmill, half way through a 10 min run, he lifts his t shirt to look at his stomach... looses his stability and flies off the treadmill at about 50mph. As he flies off he hits an old guy walking behind him.. the old guy lets a roar saying "get off me ye big eejit!! " - I choked on my water!!