Save the fish!

xeduCat

This is not for the Trinity Hall thread. This is about fish. Save the fish!

Update on the fish pond

This matter continues to be one of grave concern for all upstanding residents in Hall. The fish are living in a state of constant fear. They know not the hour of the day when one of their members will be snatched from their midst. Such a level of stress, you will appreciate, is most upsetting as they attempt to prepare for the end of year examinations the results of which will determine which school they can swim with next year.

There is reason to believe that some anti-fish residents of Hall (and house 85 in particular) are aiding and abetting the heron and other winged creatures in these dastardly acts. It has even been suggested by one of the RSAs that even the squirrels are being trained to attack the fish.

24 hour surveillance of the area is being strictly enforced and if any resident is found to be part of the fish stealing gang then the severest sanctions will be imposed up to and including being required to do two hours study each day.

Brendan Tangney finally goes over the edge..

Damn squirrels. I knew they were against me.

Agent Smith

would they not have to answer to
<---- her?

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

wow! that is a crazy post for a Warden. still he is a Fellow now and thus part-owner of the college. he can afford to develop a few foibles.

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

agent smith wrote:

would they not have to answer to
<---- her?

think Tangney is still warden of Trinity Hall.

do you really think xeducat could make a mistake like that?? really??!!

Pet

That was posted up on the door into my apartment block too. Wtf!? Poor Brendan went crazy and was taken far, far away..

europerson

This is a long-running funny story in Halls. I didn't believe it at first, when I read the notice on the door of my house.

John

Are you sure he's not taking the piss? He has to be.

Pet

europerson wrote:

This is a long-running funny story in Halls. I didn't believe it at first, when I read the notice on the door of my house.

Please explain. I'd noticed that there are fish constantly disappearing from the pond by the launderette, but I didn't know it was being done deliberately.

Also, that fake heron is creepy.

europerson

Pet wrote:

Please explain. I'd noticed that there are fish constantly disappearing from the pond by the launderette, but I didn't know it was being done deliberately.

Also, that fake heron is creepy.

No-one knows whether this is a joke or what. The fake heron scared me the first time I saw it: I wasn't expecting it and I suddenly looked up to see this big statue of a heron. It's really quite strange.

Does anyone have the inside track on this story?

The notices on our doors din't look like the Warden's work either.

littlehedgehog

Yeah, know what ye mean - I totally thought the signs on the door were the work of (a very amusing) procrastinating student.. but that message on the website is just about as crazy as the signs..
I do wonder.
Maybe we should poke our assistant wardens and see who's been putting WHAT into the warden's evening tea?

Crash

Ah, sure Brendan Tangneys great - you should have had him as a lecturer, best and most infuriating course i did all last year as for this, its wonderfully mental

Crash

Also, Joe banned for 24 hours. i've already given out about people posting up pictures of lecturers.

cuckoo

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Also, Joe banned for 24 hours. i've already given out about people posting up pictures of lecturers.

Was that your first time giving Joe a ban? How was it for you? It'll get better with practice.

(he can tell us how it was for him in approx 23 hours from now).

Nietzschean

is that your virgin joe ban neil?

John

Joe, if you're reading this, please post something offensive in Alt/Indie